HELP! MY SON'S STRAIGHT!

  • Little_Spoon

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    Nov 19, 2010 9:10 PM GMT
    I'm thinking Gay Camp.

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    Nov 19, 2010 9:13 PM GMT
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  • Timbales

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    Nov 19, 2010 9:20 PM GMT
    as disappointed as you are, you have to respect him for who he is and remember he's still your son
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    Nov 19, 2010 9:32 PM GMT
    He is just going through a phase give him some time
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    Nov 20, 2010 12:56 AM GMT
    DanielH has a son?
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    Nov 20, 2010 1:09 AM GMT
    how does he know he's straight? has he /tried/ being with a guy? lol
  • Mepark

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    Nov 20, 2010 1:10 AM GMT
    I can un-straight your son if he looked like his dad. icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 20, 2010 2:25 AM GMT
    An Abomination! icon_eek.gif
    Well, LOVE him as a father should, but make sure hes careful not to flaunt his Heterosexuality in public.
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    Nov 20, 2010 2:29 AM GMT
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    too far?
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    Nov 20, 2010 2:30 AM GMT
    Try to love the sinner, hate the sin. I'll be preying on you.
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    Nov 20, 2010 2:53 AM GMT
    Happens in the best of families.
  • jgymnast733

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    Nov 20, 2010 3:10 AM GMT
    What he needs is a good man , that'll set him Gay...
    Bye his some PlayGirl mags.......
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    Nov 20, 2010 4:32 AM GMT
    The very fact that you have a son tell me that you have "strayed" at some point in your past- engaged in acts that would produce offspring.icon_eek.gif I wish that I could say that it was not your fault as a parent- but you must have provided poor guidance in addition having set a poor example for him.
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    Nov 20, 2010 4:34 AM GMT
    Mepark saidI can un-straight your son if he looked like his dad. icon_razz.gif


    I'm straight. Come and un-straight me, please.
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    Nov 20, 2010 7:36 AM GMT
    how did he come to choose that lifestyle ?
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    Nov 20, 2010 7:38 AM GMT
    So are my son and daughter !!! and its all good !!!
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    Nov 20, 2010 8:15 AM GMT
    DanielH saidI'm thinking Gay Camp.

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    That face gets me every time icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 20, 2010 8:26 AM GMT
    This thread is full of WIN!!!!
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    Nov 20, 2010 8:31 AM GMT
    Call an exorcist
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    Nov 20, 2010 9:39 AM GMT
    Oye... Whats this nonsense..... icon_eek.gif

    If your son likes to fiddle with gals exclusively, then leave him be....

    Eating 'fish' is just as healthy than eating 'sausages' .......
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    Nov 20, 2010 10:00 AM GMT
    I can refer your son to a great counselor who's been very successful at helping young boys with this mental disorder of straightness. He's a very respectable Catholic priest, and has years of experience converting young straight boys into normal upstanding law-abiding gay citizens like God tells them in the scriptures they should be.
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    Nov 20, 2010 10:11 AM GMT
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    Nov 20, 2010 10:15 AM GMT
    ^ OH MY GOD I SAW THAT MOVIE. One of the best movies of all time. It's so old but still so relevant.
  • Gaymer

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    Nov 20, 2010 2:04 PM GMT
    What is that clip from? The campy-ness of it demands to be watched! =)

    Also, don't feed the trolls, although it seems the troll is being trolled by other trolls getting trolled. Fun times!

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    Nov 20, 2010 2:07 PM GMT
    Dav488 saidWhat is that clip from? The campy-ness of it demands to be watched! =)


    Something to do with Divine and Christmas I think...forgot which movie. Divine is the best drag queen in the Universe...or was I mean. Was it Pink Flamingos or Female Trouble? Either way if you see these two movies you will either be fully enlightened or scarred for life.