Nov 20, 2010 3:17 AM GMT
I'm not a nice guy, but everyone thinks I am. I'm looking for someone who wants to go out to dinner, and spend a couple of nights together during the week, and maybe hang out a day on the weekend. Someone to go grocery shopping with. It's fun when you're handsome and go grocery shopping. You can race the carts the around, and take 100 items to the express lane, and then talk on your cell phone for a long time while people are waiting behind you and everyone thinks it's cute and endearing.
I'm still a virgin! I'm just waiting for the right man, someone strong, yet sensitive... and oh yes, I want to call you Daddy.