Gay Men Are Like Cell Phones

  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 21, 2010 5:40 PM GMT
    Gay men are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to but push the wrong button and you'll certainly be disconnected 34.gif
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    Nov 21, 2010 5:41 PM GMT
    Yep. And just like a cell phone, you get static, wrong calls and probably brain cancer.icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 21, 2010 5:43 PM GMT
    Thanks for the funny, Will... too true AND funny!!
  • aiko14

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    Nov 21, 2010 5:43 PM GMT
    because they like to be poked?

    because most of them are made out of plastic?

    because they love being in your pants?

    because they can easily be replaced?
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    Nov 21, 2010 6:14 PM GMT
    and wait til you get the fucking bill at the end of the month!!!!!!!!!....keithicon_cool.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 21, 2010 6:18 PM GMT
    vetteset saidand wait til you get the fucking bill at the end of the month!!!!!!!!!....keithicon_cool.gif



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    Nov 21, 2010 6:19 PM GMT

    OMG... I had no idea...the possibilities of this comparison thing are endless!!!

    LUV it!!! ...icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 21, 2010 7:19 PM GMT
    because a better model is always around

    because it's always on 24/7

    because you think you're talking to a person, but instead you realize it's just a machine

    because it's nothing more than a quick hook-up

    because some are smart, some clam up, some flip, some twist, and some are nothing more than candybars

    because the signals are not always clear

    because how they look and feel is all that matters

    because some are so cheap you don't ever want them

    because the older they get, the less you ever want them

    because thin and slim is in

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    Nov 21, 2010 7:44 PM GMT
    they have annoying ringtones .
  • mybud

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    Nov 21, 2010 7:50 PM GMT
    and sometimes you talk into their ear piece but they still don't hear shit.....
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    Nov 21, 2010 7:53 PM GMT

    Just because you plug in your charger into them, doesn't mean you always sync...
  • danisnotstr8

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    Nov 21, 2010 7:58 PM GMT
    Well, my boyfriend is supposed to be smart, but just like my smartphone, he malfunctions frequently.
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    Nov 21, 2010 8:05 PM GMT
    Because the newest " IT" ones will be the popular in demand ones; until the younger, newer ones come out, then youre replaced and discarded like yesterday's news.
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    Nov 21, 2010 8:07 PM GMT



    After 2 years, you can get a free upgrade.. Unless the better one is through a different network... Imagine the cancellation fees.
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    Nov 21, 2010 8:14 PM GMT
    And like the iPhone 4, don't touch him in the wrong place or he won't talk to you until you take your finger off of there.
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    Nov 21, 2010 8:21 PM GMT



    Never a good signal in remote areas... Only in public places...
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    Nov 21, 2010 8:26 PM GMT
    I was more thinking: There's a newer better model the following week
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    Nov 21, 2010 8:31 PM GMT
    some you have to charge more often than normal, always running out of juice
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    Nov 21, 2010 8:33 PM GMT





    Your newest model, can do just about everything? NOT!
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    Nov 21, 2010 8:53 PM GMT
    Because there is always a newer, better model available every month? icon_wink.gif

    It's always attached to your hip.
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    Nov 21, 2010 9:02 PM GMT
    xassantex saidthey have annoying ringtones .



    Win!
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    Nov 21, 2010 9:41 PM GMT
    malefeet saidGay men are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to but push the wrong button and you'll certainly be disconnected 34.gif


    If only it was that simple and that was the only negative thing about them (both men AND cellphones)!
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    Nov 21, 2010 9:55 PM GMT
    Hey, at least cell-phones come with manuals....
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    Nov 21, 2010 10:01 PM GMT
    bhp91126 saidHey, at least cell-phones come with manuals....


    HELL- those manuals are worthless!
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    Nov 21, 2010 10:06 PM GMT
    The call always drops in the middle of a convo icon_rolleyes.gif