New TSA Security Measure: Ass Swabs

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    Nov 23, 2010 4:41 PM GMT
    You've heard about the pat down, and the enhanced pat down, now get ready for the put UP. TSA officers who suspect that a passenger may be hiding explosive material "in other places" are being given authority to move an eight-inch cotton swab up and down the ass crack, and in some cases, inside the anus itself. The swab will then be put under ultraviolet light to test for explosive residues.
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    Nov 23, 2010 5:20 PM GMT
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    Nov 23, 2010 5:22 PM GMT
    Define 'explosive residues'.....my last Mexican meal might qualify.icon_eek.gificon_lol.gificon_cool.gif