NO EDIT BUTTON....

  • MuscleComeBac...

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    Nov 23, 2010 10:01 PM GMT
    ...today is one of those days, where either I should or SHOULD NOT be out in public. Because I have NO edit button today. Every once in a blue moon it goes on the fritz and I just call it like I see it and throw discretion and good manners and social grace out the damn window (not to mention personal safety and dignity.)
    As a result, I'm likely to say what I'm thinking. e.g. - damn, you're cute as hell and if you're not gay you should be. Or - hey, listen, you're smokin' hot and frankly, I'm so horned that I could fuck a vending machine, but you look a lot more fun.
    No joke...it's pathetic and sort of a social turrets. It's pretty sad. Nothing helps. It may be best to stay indoors.....
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    Nov 23, 2010 10:09 PM GMT
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    Nov 23, 2010 10:21 PM GMT
    I see no problem with that.

    Here's the exchange between me and the chef last night...
    Him: Are you married?
    Me: No. I'm gay.
    Him: You're not married to a man either?
    Me: No. I like being single.
    Him: Cool. Me too. How do you like your sashimi? I cut it extra thick for you.
    Me: Awesome. Thanks man. We should get married.
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    Nov 23, 2010 10:24 PM GMT
    See, Paul, I knew I would fall in love with you if you'd just keep talking...
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    Nov 23, 2010 10:26 PM GMT
    MuscleComeBack said...today is one of those days, where either I should or SHOULD NOT be out in public. Because I have NO edit button today. Every once in a blue moon it goes on the fritz and I just call it like I see it and throw discretion and good manners and social grace out the damn window (not to mention personal safety and dignity.)
    As a result, I'm likely to say what I'm thinking. e.g. - damn, you're cute as hell and if you're not gay you should be. Or - hey, listen, you're smokin' hot and frankly, I'm so horned that I could fuck a vending machine, but you look a lot more fun.
    No joke...it's pathetic and sort of a social turrets. It's pretty sad. Nothing helps. It may be best to stay indoors.....


    Today, while waiting to get to the second window at the McDonald's drive-thru window for my Angus Deluxe wrap, I shouted, "Will you just move!" to the car in front of me. The woman had inched about a foot past the window to check something.

    She yelled out "Hey you, I'm just as impatient as you."

    I didn't really think she'd hear me. icon_confused.gif
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    Nov 23, 2010 10:28 PM GMT
    MuscleComeBack saidSee, Paul, I knew I would fall in love with you if you'd just keep talking...
    Well bring your ass down here and lets be beach bums for life. There's nothing better to do here anyway. icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 23, 2010 10:34 PM GMT
    Societal filters aren't fun.
    If you have days when you have 'no edit button' then those are the days you are yourself. The other days are just you in a guise you put forth to be accepted by society.
    Society isn't worth the effort required to be accepted into it.
    Just be you its more fun, fulfilling, and a lot less stressful.
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    Nov 23, 2010 10:41 PM GMT
    mnboy saidSocietal filters aren't fun.
    If you have days when you have 'no edit button' then those are the days you are yourself. The other days are just you in a guise you put forth to be accepted by society.
    Society isn't worth the effort required to be accepted into it.
    Just be you its more fun, fulfilling, and a lot less stressful.


    Fine.
    Quit school, come move in with me and make everybody gasp in disbelief while I show you a world that isn't ready for the likes of you, and sit back and watch you set it on fire - occasionally spanking you for bad behavior you mistake for being iconoclastically ballsy. You're hotter than a car bomb, and cuter than 99.9 percent of men your age, and frankly more vibrant than most of them three times your age (yes, that's closer to me...)
    Fuck it. You annoy the piss out of me and I think you're adorable. Which may mean I need a butt-load of therapy.
    Dare you.
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    Nov 23, 2010 10:49 PM GMT
    MuscleComeBack said
    mnboy saidSocietal filters aren't fun.
    If you have days when you have 'no edit button' then those are the days you are yourself. The other days are just you in a guise you put forth to be accepted by society.
    Society isn't worth the effort required to be accepted into it.
    Just be you its more fun, fulfilling, and a lot less stressful.


    Fine.
    Quit school, come move in with me and make everybody gasp in disbelief while I show you a world that isn't ready for the likes of you, and sit back and watch you set it on fire - occasionally spanking you for bad behavior you mistake for being iconoclastically ballsy. You're hotter than a car bomb, and cuter than 99.9 percent of men your age, and frankly more vibrant than most of them three times your age (yes, that's closer to me...)
    Fuck it. You annoy the piss out of me and I think you're adorable. Which may mean I need a butt-load of therapy.
    Dare you.


    Sounds intriguing but Im not going to school for society or anyone but me. Im going to school for me and for what I want to learn about and I shall do so how I want to. I don't 'destroy' religions... just invalidate them. There is no need to be told how to live when obviously it isn't working for anyone since we all die in the end anyways.
    Society=should(s)
    Life=want(s)
    Finding the perfect mixture of the two is where it is at.
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    Nov 23, 2010 10:49 PM GMT
    MuscleComeBack said
    mnboy saidSocietal filters aren't fun.
    If you have days when you have 'no edit button' then those are the days you are yourself. The other days are just you in a guise you put forth to be accepted by society.
    Society isn't worth the effort required to be accepted into it.
    Just be you its more fun, fulfilling, and a lot less stressful.


    Fine.
    Quit school, come move in with me and make everybody gasp in disbelief while I show you a world that isn't ready for the likes of you, and sit back and watch you set it on fire - occasionally spanking you for bad behavior you mistake for being iconoclastically ballsy. You're hotter than a car bomb, and cuter than 99.9 percent of men your age, and frankly more vibrant than most of them three times your age (yes, that's closer to me...)
    Fuck it. You annoy the piss out of me and I think you're adorable. Which may mean I need a butt-load of therapy.
    Dare you.
    People will just think he's your belligerent son.
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    Nov 23, 2010 10:53 PM GMT
    mnboy said

    Sounds intriguing but Im not going to school for society or anyone but me. Im going to school for me and for what I want to learn about and I shall do so how I want to. I don't 'destroy' religions... just invalidate them. There is no need to be told how to live when obviously it isn't working for anyone since we all die in the end anyways.
    Society=should(s)
    Life=want(s)
    Finding the perfect mixture of the two is where it is at.


    Fine, allow me to solve that for you now, my belligerent son:
    You SHOULD WANT to move in with me and discover life.
    Next?icon_twisted.gif

    Hey Paul, marry ME and we can adopt him and live out every mortal fear Focus on Family ever had!
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:00 PM GMT
    MuscleComeBack said
    mnboy said

    Sounds intriguing but Im not going to school for society or anyone but me. Im going to school for me and for what I want to learn about and I shall do so how I want to. I don't 'destroy' religions... just invalidate them. There is no need to be told how to live when obviously it isn't working for anyone since we all die in the end anyways.
    Society=should(s)
    Life=want(s)
    Finding the perfect mixture of the two is where it is at.


    Fine, allow me to solve that for you now, my belligerent son:
    You SHOULD WANT to move in with me and discover life.
    Next?icon_twisted.gif

    Hey Paul, marry ME and we can adopt him and live out every mortal fear Focus on Family ever had!
    Does that mean we can buy a house on a beach and lock him up in the basement to be used as our sex slave on Tuesdays and Thursdays?
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:06 PM GMT
    Why are we only using him twice a week?
    Fuck buying the house, let's build it there. And we don't have to lock him up, anybody who finds him is bound to return him, God knows!
    (jk, MN....jk!)
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:11 PM GMT
    The idea of being seen as a possession is amusingicon_lol.gif
    I don't think you could afford to 'own' me at least not mentally.
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:15 PM GMT
    Absolutely true. But I'm sure as hell willing to try to take out a patent on it...think of it as a trust fund.
    And if you've never been treated like chattel, then nobody's cared enough to bear their teeth and make the rest of the carrion back-off when circling you. Not that you couldn't take them with one swipe, but I'd rather save your energy...icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
    MuscleComeBack said
    mnboy saidSocietal filters aren't fun.
    If you have days when you have 'no edit button' then those are the days you are yourself. The other days are just you in a guise you put forth to be accepted by society.
    Society isn't worth the effort required to be accepted into it.
    Just be you its more fun, fulfilling, and a lot less stressful.


    Fine.
    Quit school, come move in with me and make everybody gasp in disbelief while I show you a world that isn't ready for the likes of you, and sit back and watch you set it on fire - occasionally spanking you for bad behavior you mistake for being iconoclastically ballsy. You're hotter than a car bomb, and cuter than 99.9 percent of men your age, and frankly more vibrant than most of them three times your age (yes, that's closer to me...)
    Fuck it. You annoy the piss out of me and I think you're adorable. Which may mean I need a butt-load of therapy.
    Dare you.


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    Nov 23, 2010 11:19 PM GMT
    Mmh. I'd say more so no one has seen the need to bare their fangs in my place. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:20 PM GMT
    MuscleComeBack saidWhy are we only using him twice a week?
    To leave days open for the other guys who'll be chained up there alongside him.

    MuscleComeBack saidFuck buying the house, let's build it there.
    Or force him to build it - naked - while we supervise.

    MuscleComeBack saidAnd we don't have to lock him up, anybody who finds him is bound to return him, God knows!
    (jk, MN....jk!)
    Touche' icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:21 PM GMT
    mnboy saidThe idea of being seen as a possession is amusingicon_lol.gif
    I don't think you could afford to 'own' me at least not mentally.
    I already have ADHD, SAD, and a mild case of OCD. I don't think adding Anxiety to the mix will be that much of a problem.
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:22 PM GMT
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    MuscleComeBack said
    mnboy saidSocietal filters aren't fun.
    If you have days when you have 'no edit button' then those are the days you are yourself. The other days are just you in a guise you put forth to be accepted by society.
    Society isn't worth the effort required to be accepted into it.
    Just be you its more fun, fulfilling, and a lot less stressful.


    Fine.
    Quit school, come move in with me and make everybody gasp in disbelief while I show you a world that isn't ready for the likes of you, and sit back and watch you set it on fire - occasionally spanking you for bad behavior you mistake for being iconoclastically ballsy. You're hotter than a car bomb, and cuter than 99.9 percent of men your age, and frankly more vibrant than most of them three times your age (yes, that's closer to me...)
    Fuck it. You annoy the piss out of me and I think you're adorable. Which may mean I need a butt-load of therapy.
    Dare you.


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    Do you know what logic is because it seems to have escaped your paradigm of responses. They mostly consist of drivel and pathos. You do know there are two other forms of communication called logos and ethos correct? Logos being the most effective and pathos being the easiest to ignore and disprove.
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:23 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    mnboy saidThe idea of being seen as a possession is amusingicon_lol.gif
    I don't think you could afford to 'own' me at least not mentally.
    I already have ADHD, SAD, and a mild case of OCD. I don't think adding Anxiety to the mix will be that much of a problem.


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    Nov 23, 2010 11:24 PM GMT
    mnboy said1074408.jpg
    Actually...
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:29 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidActually...
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    Dully noted.
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    Nov 23, 2010 11:34 PM GMT
    MuscleComeBack saidIt may be best to stay indoors.....


    Sometimes, you can't do nothing but stay indoors.

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    Nov 23, 2010 11:34 PM GMT
    Good,Paul! Good....that's it....lure him with Cute Cat responses...just a few more and *SNAP* we pull the string! Bwahahahahah!