The Comprehensive Guide to Gay Internet Lingo

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    Nov 24, 2010 9:32 AM GMT
    After having trolled Craigslist, A4A, etc. and making epic lulz, I figured I would post this for the betterment of the gay internet, especially for those who do hook up with strangers over the internet. Yes, I will make fun of you for that but I reserve no judgment... well I might think you're a bit desperate but anyway. This is compiled from what I've seen and from others' posts. Enjoy.

    TERMS

    VGL = "Very Good Looking". Normally a 7/10, or a closeted 8. Normally has been to a gym in the past three months.

    GL = "Good Looking". Can range from 4 to 6/10.

    If either of those is absent and the person makes no statement regarding their appearance, you can assume they're a 2 or 3.

    "Masc" = looks straight in pics, acts masculine when meeting people then reverts to wrist-flapping and wearing girl pants

    "Bro" = Old and jealous of those younger, or closeted drunken frat douche

    "Bud" = Term old creepers (Exhibit D in the Encyclopedia Dramatica article http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/RealJock ) use when looking for young prey because they think the use of the term makes them relatable or likable.

    "Down to Earth" = Vindictive and capricious moron.

    "Drama free" = Just went through a bad, dramatic breakup and now a total head case.

    "Poppers" = So much of a slut normal sex isn't enough to satisfy.

    "Discreet" = My employer doesn't know I suck ten guys a day in various restrooms but I'm a huge slut. In a relationship (normally with a guy) but cheating.

    "ISO" = In search of. NO FATS NO FEMS

    "DDF" = Drugged, Diseased Flunkie

    "Hung" = 4.5"+

    "Other ethnicity" = Black but so liberal/PC they refuse to select "black" on the list because "African American" isn't on there.

    "Mixed Race" (but looks white) = Pretentious white hipster who wants to feel cultured

    "Musc" = Has gone to the gym at least once in the past year, likely to cruise a sauna

    "FB" = Facebook. Fat Bunny. Football. Furball. Furby. Federal Bureau. Fuck Buddy.

    "FWB" = Fat White Boy. Fugly Wide Bitch. Fatass Woman Boobs. Friend With Benefits.

    "NSA" = National Security Agency. Also, I'M A GIANT SLUT WITH A SOCIOPATHIC PERSONALITY DISORDER INCAPABLE OF FORMING NORMAL RELATIONSHIPS SO IMMA HO IT UP ON THE INTERWEBS

    "LTR" = Lord of The Rings. Or something you can't find on Manhunt etc.

    "Dom" = Short for Dominic. Or Dom Perignon.

    "Sub" = A type of sandwich or underwater vessel.

    "Pos" = Piece Of Shit. Or someone who has HIV.

    "Clean" = has bathed in the past month.

    "Neg" = I'm too lazy to get tested.

    If a person does not list their HIV/STD status, they are likely pos and not very open about it.

    Weight: Add 15 lbs of fat

    Height: Subtract 1-2 inches

    Cock: Subtract 2 inches

    Ethnicity missing: Most likely Asian, Indian, Native American, or black.

    Anything else, feel free to share.
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    Nov 24, 2010 9:43 AM GMT
    inb4 butthurt from people who use these terms to describe themselves
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    Nov 24, 2010 2:09 PM GMT
    "Laid back" = More uptight than a librarian.
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    Nov 24, 2010 2:59 PM GMT
    LMFAO @ this list! icon_lol.gif
  • coyler

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    Nov 24, 2010 3:24 PM GMT
    fun = overweight

    great personality = overweight

    fat = anorexic

    experienced = 65+ / slut

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    Nov 24, 2010 3:30 PM GMT
    That's hilarious! icon_lol.gif

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    Nov 24, 2010 3:42 PM GMT
    LOL.

    This list is dead on. What kills me are the guys who lie on their profiles and then feel insulted when you call them out on it.

    Don't tell me you're 38 when in reality you're 46. Just because you dress young doesn't mean you are.icon_twisted.gif