What if you have an erection when you get a TSA search?

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    Nov 25, 2010 1:40 AM GMT
    I was trying to get myself aroused enough to find out if a grope would discover an erection. Not surprisingly, a bit difficult.

    But I wonder what happens if a TSA person starts feeling a big hardon and thinks it's a hidden weapon (yeah, we're all going to make snappy comments about that!)?

    Would they pull you aside and make you undress?

    And then what happens when the "weapon" disappears? Would you be in deep trouble because they think you're messing with them?

    I'm not sure if this is funny or scary.

    Anybody try it yet?
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    Nov 25, 2010 2:18 AM GMT
    Ha !!! The question you pose is a HOOT !!! The younger set, say 21 and under who have raging hormones, where the "bulbous spongeosa" sometimes just randomly "stands up" to be say hello, may have such a problem, but for those of us with a little age on us, I'd say it will take more than some TSA guy feeling us up in public to "get a rise" out of us. LOL !!!
  • GQjock

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    Nov 25, 2010 12:40 PM GMT
    (Talking into Mic) Homebase Homebase We've got another hard-on here icon_biggrin.gif
  • conservativej...

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    Nov 25, 2010 10:57 PM GMT
    They would just have to feel the boner. icon_biggrin.gif Fortunately, we have been able to battle the TSA thus far and keep them away from private flights. Who knows how long this will remain.
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    Nov 25, 2010 11:07 PM GMT
    If you get hard while theyre molesting you, thats their problem not yours.
    Frankly id be flattered, lol!
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    Nov 25, 2010 11:08 PM GMT
    Except if the guy is cuteicon_lol.gif
  • bigtallguy

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    Nov 25, 2010 11:08 PM GMT
    it wasn't the TSA but it happened to this guy...


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    Nov 26, 2010 12:07 AM GMT
    conservativejock saidThey would just have to feel the boner. icon_biggrin.gif Fortunately, we have been able to battle the TSA thus far and keep them away from private flights. Who knows how long this will remain.
    The day the TSA gets involved with private flights will be the day I take a career change, buy an ultralight, and live on a farm with a private strip.
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    Nov 26, 2010 3:31 PM GMT
    Sounds like a great and fun experiment! I'd opt for the TSA grope if the guy was attractive. That wouldn't interfere with security and it would enhance the TSA practical experience. It's always best for a passenger to start a flight in a good mood. Win-win situation.
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    Nov 26, 2010 3:33 PM GMT
    They would be obligated to search it, duh.
  • Karnage

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    Nov 26, 2010 3:35 PM GMT
    I want to see the reaction on the TSA officers' faces if you go through the scanner with a hard on. It just shows up on their screen as an outline of your skin!
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    Nov 26, 2010 3:36 PM GMT
    bigtallguy saidit wasn't the TSA but it happened to this guy...




    That's your penis, hilarious lol
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    Nov 26, 2010 3:39 PM GMT
    I'd ask em to finish what they started..
  • laxdude25

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    Nov 26, 2010 3:44 PM GMT
    this happened to me last week. early morning flight, i was coming off a week of intense work, looking forward to finally getting some down time. a really hot guy in the long line with me, some intense flirting. so total wood and i was wearing some really loose boxers and loose cut pants. then i got to the kinda cute tsa guy. punch line? full body search, he had contact with my obvious wood, looked at me, smiled, and said "i guess ur thinking ur gonna have some fun this weekend. have a good trip, sir." and that was it. sorry, no blow job in a private office, but it was a nice break from the usual.icon_redface.gif
  • rnch

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    Nov 26, 2010 3:56 PM GMT
    if the author of this thread was in line in front of me the TSA "groper" would find a raging, blue steel, pierced pole to deal with!. icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 26, 2010 3:58 PM GMT
    Lite up a smile, turn your back on Texas and have a real good cry. Having pat down wood lets the TSA that they are doin' their job and that every cloud has a silver lining.
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    Nov 26, 2010 3:58 PM GMT
    First flight tomorrow since the TSA groping sessions began. We'll see what happens. .. I do like this idea though!
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    Nov 26, 2010 3:59 PM GMT
    I'm just saying this because i've said it before at work and with friends..

    I'm definately not going to get scanned because everyone gets enough radiation as it is..

    If im going to get groped i want to have a choice on who gets to grope me. And he better be damn hot or find someone who is icon_razz.gif if im getting groped i want to make it worth my while icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 26, 2010 4:00 PM GMT
    I'm a bit confused about this - can someone please enlighten a non-US resident what this is all about?

    I went through airport security yesterday and got a thorough pat-down, it's nothing new is it? You guys are making out like you've never had this treatment before? Correct me if I'm wrong though!
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    Nov 26, 2010 4:01 PM GMT
    NickFit saidI'm a bit confused about this - can someone please enlighten a non-US resident what this is all about?

    I went through airport security yesterday and got a thorough pat-down, it's nothing new is it? You guys are making out like you've never had this treatment before? Correct me if I'm wrong though!
    Don't worry.. they're blowing it way out of proportion.....
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    Nov 26, 2010 4:04 PM GMT
    I'm not.. I WANT them to grope me more icon_biggrin.gif But i want to choose who gets to do it icon_biggrin.gif that's all im saying ;) And if he's hot i'd ask "Can i get a second pat down sir?" icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 26, 2010 4:11 PM GMT
    NickFit saidI'm a bit confused about this - can someone please enlighten a non-US resident what this is all about?

    I went through airport security yesterday and got a thorough pat-down, it's nothing new is it? You guys are making out like you've never had this treatment before? Correct me if I'm wrong though!


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  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Nov 26, 2010 4:13 PM GMT
    I heard one guy said in the security line to the TSA guy who was patting him down -- "Dude, if you get any closer I'm gonna have to ask you to put on a condom" icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 26, 2010 4:28 PM GMT
    Enjoy it. icon_lol.gif
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Nov 26, 2010 4:31 PM GMT
    wi2sd saidFirst flight tomorrow since the TSA groping sessions began. We'll see what happens. .. I do like this idea though!



    Maybe this new TSA pat down thing will actually INCREASE flight travel icon_lol.gif