Your most recent Bizarre DREAM

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    Nov 27, 2010 3:47 PM GMT
    I just woke up from a dream which started off with me in a hotel. I left my room, door open, and starting wandering around. I ended up in a room with the two male singers from Fleetwood Mac, who were messing around on a bed with a woman. They took me in, and the night ended with all of us naked and playing around. I was rubbing the hip of Lindsey Buckingham who kept saying, "no there, no there, ahhhhhhh." Finally John McVie, who I guess was the other male, got up, lit a smoke, and acted like he was tired of being on the road and making out with random strangers.

    Here's the odd part. I haven't heard a Fleetwood Mac song in sometime, saw nothing of them on TV recently, and I had to look up the names above to type this. And I've never even fantasized about them before. icon_smile.gif

    How about you, any crazy unexplainable dreams lately?

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    Nov 27, 2010 4:14 PM GMT
    I have a hard time remembering any of my dreams. I don't think I can remember even one of them.
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    Nov 27, 2010 5:23 PM GMT
    I was in a TV Game show style Dance Marathon with my Boss, which was really strange. We even were wearing Dancing with the Stars like costumes, but for some reason she was coked out on amphetamines so I kept chugging red bull to keep up.

    What was even weirder is that we won and got trips to the Seybchelles of all places.
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    Nov 28, 2010 2:56 AM GMT
    As of late, all my dreams tend to be about my ex, and that we had a good relationship. At least my night sweats are gone.
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 28, 2010 3:13 AM GMT
    I had a weird dream last night. I was skiing downhill really fast when my skis got caught in a tree root sticking out of the snow. The skis snapped off my feet and I started rolling downhill. There was something yellow (a chicken?) Then I flew off a cliff and plummeted to my death landing in a huge pile of Corn Flakes. icon_eek.gif
  • MidwesternKid

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    Nov 28, 2010 3:24 AM GMT
    I am living in a house on the shore of some lake or ocean. Every night before sunset I walk out to a dock and begin down a path next to the dock. I walk the path and into the water. I realize that I am dressed to get into the water. I dive in, and swim off shore and deep. I stumble upon some door underwater. Circular in shape. It looks very old. Looks like its meant to keep things in rather then let anyone come or go.

    I have never gone further into the dream.
  • LJay

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    Nov 28, 2010 3:29 AM GMT
    It was something abot being late to choir practice, stopping the car in a traffic lane and climbing a rock face in front of a cavern. The lioness was a surprise and I can't figure out how the pot holder got into my hand.

    No, guys, this is not made up.
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    Nov 28, 2010 3:39 AM GMT
    I dreamt about having a gun pointed at my head...
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    Nov 28, 2010 3:41 AM GMT
    In one of the few dreams I can actually remember I was having sex with Lance Armstrong. He only had one nut. It was hilarious!
  • corknut

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    Nov 28, 2010 3:42 AM GMT
    I dreamed that I was supposed to fight (as in a UFC type thing) and I was running all over the place looking for my gear all the while thinking that I wasn't ready to fight anyone. I kept running between my 3 houses but I couldn't seem to find anything. I kept worrying I was going to be late for the fight and that I would get my ass kicked if I did make it on time.

    I only remember it so well because it was so exciting.
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    Nov 28, 2010 3:44 AM GMT
    I had a dream recently where I was walking through a city during rush-hour (in the early evening, I think). I was attempting to walk against the flow of people that had just gotten out of work - all of whom were wearing some sort of grey clothing and, oddly, were faceless (although it didn't seem to bother me too much in the dream). Up ahead, I kept getting glimpses of a little girl in a bright red coat. No matter how hard I tried to fight my way through the crowd, though, she always seemed to be out of my reach icon_confused.gif.

    It was a pretty short dream, but felt so incredibly real while I was in it (or dreaming it, I suppose).
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    Nov 28, 2010 3:50 AM GMT
    The guy I was with was chasing me down the hall naked and with a bloody steak knife... Neatly lined up on the floor were delicious cuts of beef - angus, prime, rounds. I woke up craving a burger.
  • cromi

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    Nov 28, 2010 7:49 AM GMT
    Ever since watching the fourth episode of The Walking Dead, i've been dreaming about zombie apocalype for like 3 days straight now. :S
  • nv7_

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    Nov 28, 2010 8:37 AM GMT
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    In the dream she was my wife...or something.
  • mcwclewis

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    Nov 28, 2010 8:44 AM GMT
    You can read it when it'spublished.


    I'm not joking. It was worth writing a novel over. I'm three chapters in so far.


    Frigging epic.
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    Nov 28, 2010 8:50 AM GMT
    epedx saidI was in a TV Game show style Dance Marathon with my Boss, which was really strange. We even were wearing Dancing with the Stars like costumes, but for some reason she was coked out on amphetamines so I kept chugging red bull to keep up.

    What was even weirder is that we won and got trips to the Seybchelles of all places.


    The Seychelles is an amazingly BEAUTIFUL place!!
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    Nov 28, 2010 8:52 AM GMT
    MidwesternKid saidI am living in a house on the shore of some lake or ocean. Every night before sunset I walk out to a dock and begin down a path next to the dock. I walk the path and into the water. I realize that I am dressed to get into the water. I dive in, and swim off shore and deep. I stumble upon some door underwater. Circular in shape. It looks very old. Looks like its meant to keep things in rather then let anyone come or go.

    I have never gone further into the dream.



    Wow thats crazy! Reminds me of Ender's Game.
  • mcwclewis

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    Nov 28, 2010 9:00 AM GMT
    I'll copy and paste my most recent that wasnt ridiculous in length that I wrote down




    Sitting in auditorium filled with the most random of people, I think to myself "Where the hell did my shoes go?"

    I decide to forget about it and enjoy the show. The group is "Imani Winds" (a group I saw in reality for school) One of the girls came and talked to me after they played, though Im not sure about what. Another performer begins a song on the piano, he plays "One way or Another" by Blondie. Everyone thinks it's a riot, myself included. (Just now realizing the signifance of the song)

    Then there's one of those time-warp things that sometimes happen in dreams. Something involving me talking to some of the people near me, friends and whatnot, but time progresses.

    Suddenly people begin rushing out of the auditorium. Blood starts spraying everywhere as group of ravenous creatures rush in, tearing people apart. They look like zombies, with red-tinted skin, as if the blood in their veins was trying to burst out. Their eyes are glazed, some white, some feral, like a cat. I end up in some strange part of the building, not sure where exactly, though it looks like a bathroom/locker room shower. I hide for a while, hearing these zombies rushing past the door, tearing things apart looking for more human flesh. There are screams coming from every angle.

    I make it out of the building, somehow. I see a thick feild of tall grass and run for it tripping over rocks and grass, still shoeless, thinking it will provide a good hiding spot. As I get about ten feet from the grass, I realize it's not a field... its like 2 feet thick, though it stretches out quite a distance.... like a wall of grass. Upon this realization, I also see a massive group of these zombies rushing towards the building, and some start heading parallel to the grass, in my general direction. I know they're going to see me, so I try my best to fit my body into the thing grass wall to hide. As they come rushing down, the first few run right past me, I feel safe, until I turn to my left and see that three of them are crashing through the grass, headed right towards me.

    They catch me. One digs its claws into my arm, tearing my bicep from the bone. Another comes down on my head, ripping the skin from my face, while the third punctures my ribs. They tear my body apart and I feel it as if it's really happening... complete and utter torture.

    Somehow Im not dead. I find my way to a house that has clearly already been torn apart, but still standing. I walk in to find that a group of people has found their way in and is using the house as refuge. There is a family there, and a few other random people. They tell me I'm welcome and tell me I'd be sharing a room with another guy about my age, and point to a young guy sitting on a torn up couch. He looks to be a little younger, probably 19 or 20, shirtless. It looked as if his clothes had been torn up and clawed. He seems nice, and very good looking.

    Some days pass (again, it feels like this time was actually happening) and this guy and I are talking on the couch. He's still wearing the torn up clothes and the scratches in his skin look like they're not healing at all. He puts his hand on my arm, gets up, and starts leading me up the stairs. About half way up, he looks at me, and leans in to kiss me. It was prett awesome... I wont lie. He starts kissing my neck and chest, slowly moving down. As he gets to about my bellybutton area, his skin starts to look sickly, I gently press my hand against his chin to press his face upward, he looks sick. As I open my mouth to tell him that he should lie down, his eyes start to change color, his skin darkens, and his teeth sharpen. He lunges forward to bite me, I grab him by the hair and chin, pinning his arms behind my back. I try to talk it out of him, convince him to fight it, but clearly it doesn't work that way. I instinctively know that I'm about to die, so I do the only think I can do, kill him first. I twist his head and use all of my strength to sever his spine, leaving him lying lifeless on top of me, his skin pigment returned to normal. I start to cry

    I wake up.


  • mcwclewis

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    Nov 28, 2010 9:03 AM GMT
    I fell back asleep later, and part 2 begins.


    Im driving down route 48 towards my parents house. I reach the spot right next to the dam, before the golf course. Theres a ton of overgrowth taking over the sides of the road, and for some reason a chain-link fence blocking off the road. I turn back and see that my boss has pulled up behind me. I ask him if he knows whats going on and he says. "It must be about the apple juice." (WHAT!?)

    A few construction vehicles pull up and tells us we need to leave, but my car disappeared somehow, and so did my boss. A cop pulls up and says I can't leave until I've been sterilized, something to do with an outbreak of a virus or something. He brings me to some kind of police stationish place and into a showering area, where a bunch of naked cops are showering (?) For some reason my brother is a cop but he's in a different area, I just know this somehow. Hot cop is there, but he doesnt look like he does in real life. He washes my junk for me, for some reason... it wasn't erotic at all, like it was just a kind gesture to help me get clean. I dont get it.

    Suddenly we all have shorts on somehow, but we're still in the shower area. My brother comes in and everyone has these little cannisters that kind of look like sifters for confectioners sugar or flour. Apparently it's a stimulant of some kind that the cops use to give them an edge against.... don't know, everyone got quiet like Im not supposed to know (its the zombies from the previous dream) Hot cop offers me some, I figure, hey, if the cops are doing it... whatever. So i take this can of crap and inhale it. I can feel the effects of it almost instantly. Its what i imagine a cocaine-opium high would be ( in the dream, I dont know for sure but I dont think its an accurate description of the feeling I got from it) Someone mentions finding a kid dead on a straiway in an old house, that didnt look like he was killed by...... silence again. I start to cry.

    I wake up.

    im up for about two hours and finally fall back asleep

    Part 3. A pure music video. Nuclear weaponry, people screamiing in agony. A mushroom cloud appears, and and outline of a handing pointing upwards flashes in the middle of it, a frame to a window of black and white flames. All of the buildings from the previous dreams were shown burning. I wish I could write music, and remember the whole song.... it was brutal.


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    Nov 28, 2010 9:31 AM GMT
    I recently dreamt I was on an air plane heading to China when my teeth suddenly started falling out one by one and I was trying to hide it from the people around me and the flight attendants.
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    Nov 28, 2010 11:24 AM GMT
    I had a dream that I was in Paris, and I had a bank note worth like €50,000 in my wallet which I was on the way to deposit in the bank. Then some teenagers tried to rob me, and we had a brawl in the metro. When I came back up, Paris kind of turned into Stockholm and I just kind of casually went along. No money ever deposited. icon_sad.gif
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    Nov 28, 2010 11:40 AM GMT
    had a dream last night i was in the countryside and zombies were after me....didnt like it. it was too realistic
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    Feb 08, 2011 5:10 PM GMT
    For me to have erotic dreams is extremely rare but last night, it was the BEST dream I ever had and wish it was actually true!!

    I walked into a bar and gave the bartender some money for a beer. He tilted his head toward the stairs and I followed his direction. Thinking that they were out of beer, he was just telling me that the bar was stocked upstairs. I climbed the stairs to another bar. At this bar sat 10 or so naked, well-built men sitting atop of the counter with a couple of fully dressed men sitting on barstools hunched between the legs of 2 men, sucking cock. The others were just sitting there, eyeing me, wanting me to pick one of them.

    Not understanding this, I looked around for a bartender to explain. Another fellow entered from the stairs and went straight for one of the naked men, sat on a barstool and started sucking his cock. It was as if they're drinking from a "straw". The guys who were servicing their customers just watched them sensually as if they were feeding them whatever it was. Cum? Piss? Pudding?

    Nervously, I walked to this hairy guy and sat between his legs, his large dick projected from his thick hairy bush. I was so nervous and rather than start sucking him, I instead chatted him up. We bantered back and forth while his dick waved in front of my face. Finally, he pushed his dick into my face and said, "Drink me." I looked around, afraid that I was being watched but found the whole scene to be normal and surreal. It was just guys drinking...guys?!

    So I put his "straw" in my mouth and stared at his hairy crotch (don't know why I didn't close my eyes!). I started sucking him. I swallowed a steady stream of liquid coming from him, like I was drinking a shake or something.

    That's when I woke up, hurried to make my morning protein shake and relive that dream!!!