Chat up lines

  • coyler

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    Nov 27, 2010 8:53 PM GMT
    I'm going out in an hour and i'm in the mood to use some cheesy chat up lines - anybody have any good ones? have you ever used them or have they been used on you? what worked?

    My mates slag me over my old favourite -

    "Hi my name is Conor, can I kiss you?"

    It has worked a few times but mostly not.

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    Nov 27, 2010 10:16 PM GMT
    Remember that no pick up line is going to work with everyone. Your line, like all pick up lines, can come across as creepy. Your line lacks anything clever or funny. You are just saying what you want to do. Here is a variation on yours that can come across as just as creepy and stupid, but the difference is your 'out' can be you were just trying to be humourous. Your line doesn't really give you an out that allows you to save face:

    "I'm choking. Quick. I need mouth to mouth."

    That's the basic formula for a pick up line and doesn't it sound kind of stupid?



    My advice- all those lines are cheesy so just avoid them. Try, "Hello, I'm Conor, would you like to dance," or "Hello, I'm Conor. I noticed you standing here and thought you were handsome and just wanted to introduce myself."
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    Nov 27, 2010 10:24 PM GMT
    "You're hot!"
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    Nov 27, 2010 10:39 PM GMT
    "Hey man... S'up?..."

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  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 27, 2010 10:52 PM GMT
    Excuse me but you're standing on my alligator's paw icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 28, 2010 12:20 AM GMT
    malefeet saidExcuse me but you're standing on my alligator's paw icon_wink.gif



    That is actually a pretty cute one. You must be quite the charmer when you are out and about.
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 28, 2010 12:24 AM GMT
    Heartrobb said
    malefeet saidExcuse me but you're standing on my alligator's paw icon_wink.gif



    That is actually a pretty cute one. You must be quite the charmer when you are out and about.


    Well...even my straight roommate says I am charming.....but I wouldn't know for sure icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 28, 2010 12:27 AM GMT
    malefeet said
    Heartrobb said
    malefeet saidExcuse me but you're standing on my alligator's paw icon_wink.gif



    That is actually a pretty cute one. You must be quite the charmer when you are out and about.


    Well...even my straight roommate says I am charming.....but I wouldn't know for sure icon_redface.gif
    If he's naked with a raging boner when he says it, I figure you can be pretty sure.
  • masculumpedes

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    Nov 28, 2010 12:32 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    malefeet said
    Heartrobb said
    malefeet saidExcuse me but you're standing on my alligator's paw icon_wink.gif



    That is actually a pretty cute one. You must be quite the charmer when you are out and about.


    Well...even my straight roommate says I am charming.....but I wouldn't know for sure icon_redface.gif
    If he's naked with a raging boner when he says it, I figure you can be pretty sure.


    LOL....nah.....not him.....icon_wink.gif