I think i'm gonna have an early christmas present :)

  • cromi

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    Nov 29, 2010 7:45 AM GMT
    I passed the final interview of the job i'm applying for. omg!!!
    It's a pretty big international company so i'm really ecstatic about it icon_smile.gif
    Funny how inserting someones finger into my ass is whats keeping me from getting this job. lol if you know what i mean icon_smile.gif.

    The past few months have been brutal to me so i really hope i get this one to even things out. Wish me luck icon_smile.gif.

    To the people who are having a hard time these days, just have faith that in the near future something good is bound to happen. That's all and have a wonderful day/night depending on your location icon_smile.gif.
  • Bunjamon

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    Nov 29, 2010 1:14 PM GMT
    cromi said
    Funny how inserting someones finger into my ass is whats keeping me from getting this job. lol if you know what i mean icon_smile.gif.

    I'm afraid I don't know what you mean icon_confused.gif

    But congrats and good luck just the same!
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    Nov 29, 2010 2:00 PM GMT
    Oh. well, just wait, young man...you'll find much more invasive medical tests in your near future...Muha-hahaha!icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 29, 2010 2:00 PM GMT
    Congratulations on your International Proctology job.
    Always carry an extra pair of gloves.
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    Nov 29, 2010 2:01 PM GMT
    So what if you have to sleep with your interviewer to get the position. What position did he interview you in? icon_smile.gif

    Anyway, congrats, x-ing fingers here!

    I'm in Colorado and starting my new job today!

    3 months to the day after I got laid-off I am beginning a new / bigger / brighter career!

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  • Bunjamon

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    Nov 29, 2010 2:10 PM GMT
    Someone has to inspect your rectum for you to get this job? icon_eek.gif Is that what you meant?
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    Nov 29, 2010 2:18 PM GMT
    Um...Bunj....it's not uncommon to undergo a physical before being offered employment. "Turn your head and cough. Now, bend over and grab the exam table. Do you need a bullet to bite on?"

    I knew a guy who took one of those golf balls you can buy that scream when struck and just as "Doctor Long-finger" inserted his digit, he slammed it on the counter and scared the Dr. so much that he popped his finger out and almost fell over his seat. Even the nurse ran into to see what was going on.icon_lol.gif
    He almost go fired for 'horseplay during work' but said it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen!icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 29, 2010 2:53 PM GMT
    Bunjamon saidSomeone has to inspect your rectum for you to get this job? icon_eek.gif Is that what you meant?


    ...and all along I though you were just supposed to kiss it!!
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    Nov 29, 2010 3:03 PM GMT
    Good luck with the job opportunity and hope you soon have that nice, steady pay check coming in. Those that say money can't buy happiness have probably never had to live without it. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can buy lots of things that contribute mightily to happiness.
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    Nov 29, 2010 3:12 PM GMT
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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    Nov 29, 2010 5:08 PM GMT
    Bunjamon said
    cromi said
    Funny how inserting someones finger into my ass is whats keeping me from getting this job. lol if you know what i mean icon_smile.gif.

    I'm afraid I don't know what you mean icon_confused.gif

    But congrats and good luck just the same!


    Me neither icon_confused.gif,
    My best wishes in your new career ....icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 29, 2010 5:09 PM GMT
    wi2sd saidSo what if you have to sleep with your interviewer to get the position. What position did he interview you in? icon_smile.gif

    Anyway, congrats, x-ing fingers here!

    I'm in Colorado and starting my new job today!

    3 months to the day after I got laid-off I am beginning a new / bigger / brighter career!

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    Good luck to you ..icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 29, 2010 5:11 PM GMT
    Heartrobb saidGood luck with the job opportunity and hope you soon have that nice, steady pay check coming in. Those that say money can't buy happiness have probably never had to live without it. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can buy lots of things that contribute mightily to happiness.


    Very well said .....icon_smile.gif
  • cromi

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    Nov 29, 2010 5:44 PM GMT
    Bunjamon saidSomeone has to inspect your rectum for you to get this job? icon_eek.gif Is that what you meant?


    Yeah, you pretty much answered it icon_smile.gif.
    It's a good thing cause if i failed that medical and did not get the job, i can sue them for sexually violating me and make a lot of money out of it ;)

    And thanks for all your best wishes, i appreciate it.
  • cromi

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    Nov 29, 2010 6:01 PM GMT
    wi2sd saidSo what if you have to sleep with your interviewer to get the position. What position did he interview you in? icon_smile.gif

    Anyway, congrats, x-ing fingers here!

    I'm in Colorado and starting my new job today!

    3 months to the day after I got laid-off I am beginning a new / bigger / brighter career!

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    First interview was in a phone so there are no "positions" involved just panting i mean talking icon_smile.gif. Second was a panel interview so there are 3 of "top" executives in that room, we talked about the "position" im applying for, what should i do etc. etc. then the final one which is boring(nerve wracking actually!) and lastly, the yet to be happened medical.
    In the spirit of your post, i think i'm gonna be a slut after working for them lol.

    On a serious note, congrats on your own success, glad that i'm not the only guy who's having this good luck. Kampai!