Are you Gay? (Joke)

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    Nov 29, 2010 9:54 PM GMT
    Here are a few jokes I have read / found recently.

    1. "Are you Gay?"
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    2. "Less Intrusive"
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    3. "Wrong Ken"
    "My girlfriend and I were on our way to go pick up a friend of mine to go play golf. As we approached his apartment I sent him a text to ask him to "come out".
    Unfortunately, I sent the text to the wrong "Ken". Now the person that received this sms, as luck would have it, is a guy we have all suspected to be gay for a long time.
    I get a reply back saying "what would be the purpose and why would you say that", which didn't make immediate sense to me. I replied "because I am waiting for you".
    I get the following reply back "why have you never said anything? I have always liked you very much. Want to go have a drink and talk about it?"
    So basically, I got other "Ken" out of his closet and have NO idea how to break the news to him that it was a misunderstanding...
    And of course my girlfriend was dying of laughter, making that snorty pig noise some women make when they laugh, about what happened and the predicament I am in.
    FACEPALM"


    And thats all for now ;)

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    Nov 30, 2010 12:29 AM GMT
    Feel free to post your own;)
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    Nov 30, 2010 12:33 AM GMT
    I walked into a bar...
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    Dec 01, 2010 3:57 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidI walked into a bar...

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    Dec 01, 2010 5:59 PM GMT
    Paul does that a lot....then he crawls back out...lmfaoicon_lol.gif...........Keith
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    Dec 01, 2010 7:06 PM GMT
    These rock, thanks icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 01, 2010 7:14 PM GMT
    No, I'm Straight. But thanks anyway
  • idkagudname

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    Dec 01, 2010 7:16 PM GMT
    These were hilarious!
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    Dec 01, 2010 9:52 PM GMT
    UberBane saidNo, I'm Straight. But thanks anyway


    Your welcome, jokes are inclusive ;)
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    Dec 01, 2010 9:56 PM GMT
    vetteset saidPaul does that a lot....then he crawls back out...lmfaoicon_lol.gif...........Keith
    Oh god, if you only knew.
    Last night I only had one drink, but the bartenders briefed me on what happened the previous night. Apparently I was much drunker (and drank much more) than I thought. Turns out I only remembered the first two hours. But at least the owners were buying most of my drinks, both nights. I think I "played" with one of them, but don't really remember. icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 01, 2010 10:10 PM GMT
    You played golf drunk with one of the owners?icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 01, 2010 10:18 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    vetteset saidPaul does that a lot....then he crawls back out...lmfaoicon_lol.gif...........Keith
    Oh god, if you only knew.
    Last night I only had one drink, but the bartenders briefed me on what happened the previous night. Apparently I was much drunker (and drank much more) than I thought. Turns out I only remembered the first two hours. But at least the owners were buying most of my drinks, both nights. I think I "played" with one of them, but don't really remember. icon_lol.gif


    LOL! We seem to be living similar lives...
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    Nov 11, 2015 8:18 PM GMT
    This Polar Bear walks into a pub and sits down at the bar. The bar tender comes over and says "What will it be?". The Polar Bear says, "I'll have................................ a Sam Adams." "Okay", the bar tender says, "But what's with the big paws?".
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    Nov 11, 2015 10:55 PM GMT
    Headsuptailsdown saidThis Polar Bear walks into a pub and sits down at the bar. The bar tender comes over and says "What will it be?". The Polar Bear says, "I'll have................................ a Sam Adams." "Okay", the bar tender says, "But what's with the big paws?".


    Confess - lack the humor gene - What is the joke here?
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    Nov 11, 2015 11:03 PM GMT
    Puppenjunge said
    Headsuptailsdown saidThis Polar Bear walks into a pub and sits down at the bar. The bar tender comes over and says "What will it be?". The Polar Bear says, "I'll have................................ a Sam Adams." "Okay", the bar tender says, "But what's with the big paws?".


    Confess - lack the humor gene - What is the joke here?

    Paws = pause