Don't you hate it when..........

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    Dec 01, 2010 12:17 AM GMT
    don't you hate it when you're about to give your boyfriend oral sex and he just lays there like a vegetable without making any sound of pleasure at all...

    am i doing something wrong? hahahha i mean seriously come one, jenna jameson taught me how to give some good head and never had any complaint's in the past but geez!!!!!! with him it's like blowing a freakin dildo...
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:21 AM GMT
    Are you sure you're not sucking on his thumb by mistake??icon_lol.gif.....Keithicon_cool.gif
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:22 AM GMT
    Hahahahah no comment..........icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:23 AM GMT


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    rofl!
  • coyler

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    Dec 01, 2010 12:25 AM GMT
    bite down a little he'll soon scream icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:26 AM GMT
    coyler saidbite down a little he'll soon scream icon_twisted.gif


    Please... i'm coming to the realization where maybe he just has no feelings in his peep area.... it MUST be...
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:28 AM GMT
    suck mary beth, suck....blow is just an expression of speech.......Keithicon_cool.gif
  • disasterpiece

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    Dec 01, 2010 12:30 AM GMT
    Well some guys are like that.

    I've been told that I'm very quiet during sex, and it's not because I don't like it, I just enjoy it like that, I put the emphasis on the physical communication and the flesh feeling instead of all the distracting noises ;)

    When my toes start curling and my hips are gently pushing towards the guys mouth, he knows I like it.
  • coyler

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    Dec 01, 2010 12:33 AM GMT
    do you have thin walls, is he worried the neighbours might hear?

    does he climax from it or is it 15 mins of flaccid action (or inaction as the case may be)?...
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:37 AM GMT
    no he lives alone...
    he climaxes in like 10mins of doing it..
    ....

    see i hate the same old routine of giving oral.. i like to do it in many different ways instead of laying down.. i like being on knee's, sitting down.. ya know use your imagination, be creative.. i hate plain laying on bed and BOOM thats that...

    even when it comes to sex it's like plain..
    i dont know maybe it's his personality and the way he is.. guess he doesnt like kink and etc..
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:40 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidWell some guys are like that.

    I've been told that I'm very quiet during sex, and it's not because I don't like it, I just enjoy it like that, I put the emphasis on the physical communication and the flesh feeling instead of all the distracting noises ;)

    When my toes start curling and my hips are gently pushing towards the guys mouth, he knows I like it.


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  • coyler

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    Dec 01, 2010 12:44 AM GMT
    GaGa4GaGa saidno he lives alone...
    he climaxes in like 10mins of doing it..
    ....

    see i hate the same old routine of giving oral.. i like to do it in many different ways instead of laying down.. i like being on knee's, sitting down.. ya know use your imagination, be creative.. i hate plain laying on bed and BOOM thats that...

    even when it comes to sex it's like plain..
    i dont know maybe it's his personality and the way he is.. guess he doesnt like kink and etc..


    It's nice that you take pride in your work icon_razz.gif- but he's spilling his load so he must be enjoying it - right? If you don't like him just lying there surprise him in the hallway, kitchen, broom cupboard or wherever you get a chance, that way he won't be able to just lye down
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:47 AM GMT
    coyler said
    GaGa4GaGa saidno he lives alone...
    he climaxes in like 10mins of doing it..
    ....

    see i hate the same old routine of giving oral.. i like to do it in many different ways instead of laying down.. i like being on knee's, sitting down.. ya know use your imagination, be creative.. i hate plain laying on bed and BOOM thats that...

    even when it comes to sex it's like plain..
    i dont know maybe it's his personality and the way he is.. guess he doesnt like kink and etc..


    It's nice that you take pride in your work icon_razz.gif- but he's spilling his load so he must be enjoying it - right? If you don't like him just lying there surprise him in the hallway, kitchen, broom cupboard or wherever you get a chance, that way he won't be able to just lye down



    Hahaha.. i've tried every way possible to kink up the sex life, it isn't bad at all.. just would like to experience it alittle bit different than just the regular routine...
    do you know how many times i've had to like beg him to have it a different way of style.. and usually he'll do it but it always turns out in the bed.. SHIT! I'm like i got him to bang me outside in his backyard icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    but yeah sometimes i seem to think maybe it's me, am i the one who's boring? or am i just alittle bit too wild
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:47 AM GMT
    coyler said
    GaGa4GaGa saidno he lives alone...
    he climaxes in like 10mins of doing it..
    ....

    see i hate the same old routine of giving oral.. i like to do it in many different ways instead of laying down.. i like being on knee's, sitting down.. ya know use your imagination, be creative.. i hate plain laying on bed and BOOM thats that...

    even when it comes to sex it's like plain..
    i dont know maybe it's his personality and the way he is.. guess he doesnt like kink and etc..


    It's nice that you take pride in your work icon_razz.gif- but he's spilling his load so he must be enjoying it - right? If you don't like him just lying there surprise him in the hallway, kitchen, broom cupboard or wherever you get a chance, that way he won't be able to just lye down



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    Dec 01, 2010 12:48 AM GMT
    Typo! I mean to say I'm lucky i got him to bang me in the backyard
  • jgymnast733

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    Dec 01, 2010 12:49 AM GMT
    Well does he at least play with your hair.? or push your head all the way down on it till you gag.?
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:51 AM GMT
    jgymnast733 saidWell does he at least play with your hair.? or push your head all the way down on it till you gag.?


    NO!!!icon_evil.gif

    I usually do that to him when he's giving me oral.. and make him gag..
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:55 AM GMT
    Honestly, when i met him he was in the closet.... he supposedly fell in love with me and decided to come out of the closet (which I give him tons of credit for) because it isn't easy to come out of the closet for anybody esp nowadays...

    But he was dating a friend of his (GIRL) who was in a relationship with him for about 4 years and she kinda had a hunch he was gay but didn't really wanna make accusations if they weren't true, but after when everything was said & done... She pulled me over to the side and asked me, "So how is he in bed now that he's out of the closet" ... So of course I lied and said "oh yea he's awesome" and she kinda gave me a look like (I know you're bullshitting) and basically told me, while he was with her he was the same way, she kinda hada initiate in the bedroom... and he would just lay there like a noodle! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

    BOY! WAS SHE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • coyler

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    Dec 01, 2010 12:55 AM GMT
    Doesn't seem unreasonable to me to try new things once in a while. I see you've been going out two years, there's always a point in a relationship that things can get a little stale. I think you're doing the right thing in putting a little extra spice into the sex life by wanting to try new things.

    It always comes back to same thing though, tell him how you feel, he's not psychic.
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    Dec 01, 2010 12:57 AM GMT
    Thats true.. things do go stale we've been together for 2 years...
    but i do the best i can to spice it up and usually i do pretty good.. and he's happy so i believe it's just the way he is, I've told him so many times to do things different but goes in one ear and out the other.
  • jgymnast733

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    Dec 01, 2010 1:57 AM GMT
    An Ex-inmate once told me that whenever they ingage in sex its crucial to remain silent so no/one will hear...He said they place a sheet over the bottom and cut a hole to fuck threw and the bottom had better not make noise....and the top better not make noise either....
    Interesting Huh..
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    Dec 02, 2010 8:08 PM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidWell some guys are like that.

    I've been told that I'm very quiet during sex, and it's not because I don't like it, I just enjoy it like that, I put the emphasis on the physical communication and the flesh feeling instead of all the distracting noises ;)

    When my toes start curling and my hips are gently pushing towards the guys mouth, he knows I like it.


    perfectly stated icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif