Pineapple makes your semen taste better?

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    Dec 09, 2010 1:53 AM GMT
    I'm sure i'm the last person to find out about this, but i'm just wondering if it's true and if you guys actually agree with this. Read the article, it's very interesting.

    "We all have some semen/food story to tell (though for some that story has not yet been told)." - Skip Elsheimer, The Semen King, in one of his more enigmatic moods
    Below are popular urban legends -- some true, some myths -- to serve as an introduction to the survey that follows.

    During a biology/human sexuality class, the professor explains that semen is mostly sugar. A young coed blurts out, "Well, why does it taste so salty?" She quickly leaves the class which is roaring with laughter.

    A disgruntled food service worker ejaculates in some food unbeknownst to the customer(s). Popular foods that are mentioned are mayonnaise, pizza, and salad dressing.

    Many foods can actually affect semen. Wheat germ is said to increase one's seminal output. Semen can be sweetened by drinking lots of pineapple juice or eating bananas or papayas. Red meat can make the semen taste more acidic. And alcohol or coffee can make semen more bitter.

    A girl once claimed that she could tell if her boyfriend had eaten a Whopper with onions at Burger King based on the taste of his semen.

    As an initiation rite, a circle of fraternity recruits compete by masturbating on the same piece of white bread in the center of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the bread.

    http://www.stayfreemagazine.org/10/semen.htm
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    Dec 09, 2010 1:57 AM GMT
    When I used to smoke cigs about 9 years ago, I had a boyfriend who could tell when I'd been smoking menthols based on the taste of my cum. He said it had a distinct taste when I did, vs non-menthol cigarettes. I think he just swallowed way too much semen in his lifetime to be able to tell "menthol cum" vs "non-menthol cum," but maybe that's just me.
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    Dec 09, 2010 2:03 AM GMT
    Mrfantastic saidI'm sure i'm the last person to find out about this,
    Yep. I've known that for ages. icon_lol.gif
  • Timbales

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    Dec 09, 2010 2:12 AM GMT
    Blueberries are another fruit that makes it taste better - and they are loaded with anti-oxidants.
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    Dec 09, 2010 2:59 AM GMT
    so, do you have to fuck the pineapple? and if anyone wants to eat a piece of bread loaded with some gangs blow all over iticon_rolleyes.gif,,,,,,,,,,,keithicon_cool.gif
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    Dec 09, 2010 6:04 AM GMT
    I can always tell how healthy a guy's diet is based on semen.

    -Go for the Vegan boys if you want it to taste great.
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    Dec 09, 2010 10:06 AM GMT
    hauptstimme saidI can always tell how healthy a guy's diet is based on semen.

    -Go for the Vegan boys if you want it to taste great.


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    Dec 09, 2010 10:22 AM GMT
    Pyrotech saidWhen I used to smoke cigs about 9 years ago, I had a boyfriend who could tell when I'd been smoking menthols based on the taste of my cum. He said it had a distinct taste when I did, vs non-menthol cigarettes. I think he just swallowed way too much semen in his lifetime to be able to tell "menthol cum" vs "non-menthol cum," but maybe that's just me.


    I don't know about menthols, but smoker's cum is really disgusting - bitter and acrid.

    Lots of fresh fruit and water is best!
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    Dec 09, 2010 11:50 AM GMT
    Strawberries also :-)
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    Dec 09, 2010 12:05 PM GMT
    Kinda sucks that I'm not much of a sweet tooth...But never had any complaints from guys taking in my jizz!icon_lol.gif
  • SwimBIkeRun94...

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    Dec 09, 2010 3:13 PM GMT
    Just no asparagus!
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    Dec 09, 2010 5:40 PM GMT
    hauptstimme saidI can always tell how healthy a guy's diet is based on semen.

    -Go for the Vegan boys if you want it to taste great.
    that doesn't really tell you how healthy a guy's diet is. it just tells you he's vegan.

    enjoy having a boyfriend with no energy ever.
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    Dec 09, 2010 5:53 PM GMT
    SwimBIkeRun949 saidJust no asparagus!


    Yep!!icon_confused.gif