kids say the darness/adorable/funniest things!!!

  • crush09

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    Dec 13, 2010 9:31 AM GMT
    today my little niece said something that totally made my day!!!

    Niece: "Uncle Don do you like boys?"
    Me (looking down at her with a astonished face): "Yes, Cameron I do..."
    Niece (looking at me with a smile & snickering): "Me too..."
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    Shes so adorable, i guess she knew how to milk a big present for christmas from me!!!!

    Whats something a little one said to you that made you smile, laugh, angry etc....????
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    Dec 13, 2010 9:34 AM GMT
    My niece was showing me her rabbits the other week, and I asked her what they were going to do with the mean one.

    "We're gonna kill her and eat her."


    I'm really excited to show them how to pick up boys everyday over Christmas breakicon_smile.gif
  • Bunjamon

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    Dec 13, 2010 9:54 AM GMT
    There's a TV show called "L'école des fans" from France that's notorious for having the *cutest* spontaneous comments from kids ever. For those of you who are learning or speak French:



    For those of you who don't, some translations from the first few minutes:

    Host: What does your dad do for a living?
    Boy: Uhh...
    Host: What's his job?
    Boy: He watches TV.
    Host: Do you know what you'd like to do when you grow up?
    Boy: When I grow up......well, I'd like to watch TV.

    Host: Do you have a fiancé?
    Girl: Well, yes....[...]
    Host: Have you kissed?
    Girl: Oh no I don't want to do that.
    Host: No? Why aren't you supposed to kiss boys?
    Girl: Uh, they're not very handsome.
    Host, to another girl: And you, do you have a fiancé?
    Girl 2: Yes.
    Host: Ah, and what's his name?
    Girl 2: Antoine.
    Host: Is he here?
    Girl 2: No.
    Host: Do you love him?
    Girl 2: Yes.
    Host: Are you going to get married?
    Girl 2: I can't because he's catholic.

    Host: Look at your pretty ears, who pierced your ears?
    Girl: My mommy.
    Host: And what did she pierce them with, a fork?
    Girl: Yes.
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    Dec 13, 2010 6:05 PM GMT
    Those of tender years may not remember - that was a regular part of the Art Linkletter show.
  • ohioguy12

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    Dec 13, 2010 6:25 PM GMT
    At Restaurant:

    Waiter: "What can I get for you?"
    Friend: "...uhhhh...the Fajitas (pronounced Fa-gy-tas)"
    Me: "Did you really just call them Fa-gy-tas???"
    Friend's 4 year old son: (as LOUD as possible) "VAGINAS!!!??? Ewwww!!!
  • RSportsguy

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    Dec 13, 2010 6:47 PM GMT
    My Mom took my nephew with her one day with her to the grocery store. David just started to talk and he would rhyme words. She was at the counter and someone said 'yuck'! Well of course you know the word that he blurted out. It came out loud and clear. My Mom was so embarrassed. She pointed out side and said something like "yeah, David, that is a fire truck" to try to diffuse the situation, but I don't think the people in line bought it!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 13, 2010 7:12 PM GMT
    My story might be a little inappropriate because most people are like why the hell would you be allowing a three year old to watch Fargo.
    So anyways we are watching the movie and the scene with the cop pulling the guy over and than the cop getting his brains blown out with a pistol at close range. Right after the scene my nephew goes "He got owie" I almost died laughing.
  • zenny

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    Dec 13, 2010 9:23 PM GMT
    crush09 saidtoday my little niece said something that totally made my day!!!

    Niece: "Uncle Don do you like boys?"
    Me (looking down at her with a astonished face): "Yes, Cameron I do..."
    Niece (looking at me with a smile & snickering): "Me too..."
    icon_smile.gif

    Shes so adorable, i guess she knew how to milk a big present for christmas from me!!!!

    Whats something a little one said to you that made you smile, laugh, angry etc....????


    HAHAHAHAH that was so cute!!
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    Dec 14, 2010 1:32 AM GMT
    this isn't funny but whenever i tells my nieces and nephews that i love them, they always reply with an "i love you, too." ...it always makes my day icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 14, 2010 1:40 AM GMT
    My nephew wanted to see my new truck, so I let him get in and "steer" it and climb all over the seats. I asked him if he liked his Grampas truck or mine better, and he said he liked mine because it was shiney. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 14, 2010 1:40 AM GMT
    I always found these hilarious