Insanely Hot Coworker

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    Dec 15, 2010 6:46 AM GMT
    So I started this new research job about a week ago and am still in the process of being trained. The only problem is the guy who is training me is so incredibly hot that I can't focus on what he is saying, and just start daydreaming about tackling him and having my way with him. When I say hot I mean fucking Ryan Reynold's got nothing on this shit. Unfortunately he is married, so that is never going to happen. I've been spending all day at work with him and haven't learned a thing when he's around because he's so distracting to me.

    Soooo in order to satiate my desires, I wanna hear your stories about hooking up with coworkers. Anyone got any good stories?

    Sorry I can't find any pics of him, but he's kind of like a cross between
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    Dec 15, 2010 6:57 AM GMT
    Wow fluffy. You're a slut. A winner is you.
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    Dec 15, 2010 10:14 AM GMT
    I found that when I meet someone who I think is attractive/gorgeous and is attached/married, I put a thought in my mind that I'm an honorable person and in no way, shape or form would I want to destroy the love that the said person has for someone else.

    But that's just me. I also believe in Karma and what goes around comes around.

    On another note: If he's single, I'll tend to gush! icon_redface.gif

    Oh, as for the co-worker thingy, I had sex with my current boss, before he was my boss! icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 15, 2010 12:00 PM GMT
    It happens all of the time. You'll adjust.
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    Dec 15, 2010 1:28 PM GMT
    hazardous said... The only problem is the guy who is training me is so incredibly hot that I can't focus on what he is saying, and just start daydreaming about tackling him and having my way with him. When I say hot I mean fucking Ryan Reynold's got nothing on this shit. Unfortunately he is married, so that is never going to happen. I've been spending all day at work with him and haven't learned a thing when he's around because he's so distracting to me. ...

    Don't let your partner know about this. He might not be so understanding. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 15, 2010 1:31 PM GMT
    When the two of you are alone together you should give him a big, passionate kiss. That will solve everything.
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    Dec 15, 2010 1:47 PM GMT
    TheProduct saidWhen the two of you are alone together you should give him a big, passionate kiss. That will solve everything.


    Post pictures of it!
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Dec 15, 2010 1:50 PM GMT
    See if you can get your pic taken with him at the company Christmas party icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 15, 2010 2:03 PM GMT
    Focus on your training!! You can day dream when you're off the clock!icon_lol.gif

    Actually I've been flirting with a co worker of mine. In fact I believe I'm borderline sexually harassing him , even though he has made no hints for me to stopicon_surprised.gificon_lol.gif

    In fact he may be interested cause

    He always comments my looks at fb profile pics when I'm logged on.

    He saw my workout shots on the phone and even placed it on his phone contact image (which is kinda creepy)

    I pressed his thigh once cause he complained of soreness and when I 'grazed' up to the crotch region he didn't even flinch....


    .....Gosh I'm a slut bugger xD......
  • TR_Latitude10

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    Dec 15, 2010 2:17 PM GMT
    [quote][cite]hazardous said[/citeSoooo in order to satiate my desires, I wanna hear your stories about hooking up with coworkers. Anyone got any good stories?
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    On June 25, 1992 I had the hots for a really cute guy who worked in the marketing dept of the investment firm we both worked for. He invited me over to his house since it was his birthday and his housemate was throwing him a birthday party. I arrived early to see if I could get in a few drinks with him before the big crowd appears. We have some beers together, but then he has to leave for a bit to go pickup someone who was having car trouble.

    While I'm waiting, a 6' 3" blond hunk with beautiful blue eyes arrives to the party. I immediately notice him as he rolls up the sleeves of his dress shirt (with french cuffs) as he has some really defined forearms. Throughout the night, we exchange glances towards eachother but don't introduce ourselves until a small group of us end up in the kitchen. The host has made jello shots. I had never had one before. Tasty treat!! So I have another and then another. Before long, the rest of the group has since moved onto the patio to smoke, but the tall blond and I stay in the kitchen chatting. NOTE: This is a straight party where most of the people there were co-workers and neither I nor the tall blonde were "out".

    I don't remember exactly what he said, but I moved in closer and when I looked into his eyes, I stood on tip-toe and planted a BIG kiss on him. He was taken aback at first and then kissed me back. When he did, I realized we both had the hardest dicks going...So I took him back to my house and we had sex (on my twin size bed) the first night we met. Luckily for me, I still get to kiss him on the lips (and elsewhere) all these years later.

    BTW, someone at the party saw us kissing and the rumors around work were flying for several months....ESP when we moved into together...

    {edit} My partner and I still chuckle at the fact that it was Don V___'s birthday that brought us together.
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    Dec 15, 2010 2:23 PM GMT
    Aww, great story!
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    Dec 15, 2010 2:27 PM GMT
    I can sympathize with you ! You asked for personal experience so here's one from my 'little black book'. I had a lot of building projects going and hired several young guys to work for me, one of them was one hell of a good looking guy, a ladies man's man. We worked together late one night and he came home with me, we had a few beers and out of the blue he said that one of my tenants had told him I was gay. I said yes and he volunteered that he had no problem with it, I asked him if he'd ever tried gay sex and he said no, so I took a chance and said, "would you like to try it". He shocked me by saying, yes immediately and "where do we go"?, I thought damn !!! I'm gonna like this, so we got in bed and when I pulled back his underwear a very nice tool popped up to a full stand. LOL !!! Well we were doing 69 and he raised his head, looked at me while I was still sucking and said "does this mean I get a raise" ? I brought my mouth up and off his dick head and replied "the only raise your gonna get is this dick raise of yours I'm working on right now" LOL !!!! He laughed as did I and we went back to 'work' !!! I smile every time I think about that !!! Ha !!!
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    Dec 15, 2010 2:30 PM GMT
    Hazardous, you are one lucky guy there!! Might be best just to lube up the right hand and imagine though........
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    Dec 15, 2010 2:36 PM GMT
    navi_leinad saidI'd say to try aversion therapy, think about something that you find disgusting when you're with him. Bad thing that can happen though let's say your attraction is stronger for him than the aversion object/person than well the aversion object/person can become sort of attracting to you


    Lol becoming oddly attracted to something disgusting? talk about aversion
    therapy backfiring.
  • kew1

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    Dec 15, 2010 3:06 PM GMT
    wade_in_BC saidOh, as for the co-worker thingy, I had sex with my current boss, before he was my boss! icon_razz.gif


    Just how badly did you want that job?icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 15, 2010 3:11 PM GMT
    Haven't hooked up with a co-worker, though my ex and I worked for the same college very briefly, albiet in different departments. We did it in my office once.... my boss knocked on the door when that happened... icon_eek.gif

    As for your co-worker, my suggestion is to enjoy the view but don't touch the merchandise.
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    Dec 15, 2010 3:20 PM GMT
    SAHEM62896 saidHaven't hooked up with a co-worker, though my ex and I worked for the same college very briefly, albiet in different departments. We did it in my office once.... my boss knocked on the door when that happened... icon_eek.gif

    As for your co-worker, my suggestion is to enjoy the view but don't touch the merchandise.


    Note to self: get a job where Sahem works to have crazy wild sex in his office.icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 15, 2010 4:00 PM GMT
    TheProduct saidWhen the two of you are alone together you should give him a big, passionate kiss. That will solve everything.


    This.
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    Dec 15, 2010 4:01 PM GMT
    No titallating stories, I'm afraid - I've never had sex with a coworker. Once in a study group in grad school I slammed down a book in frustration and declared "I should've slept around at work to get ahead" and a busty classmate I loathed sighed and said "Tried that, didn't work." LOVED her after that. But even if it was for mere attraction it ain't worth it - don't shit where you eat.

    You're going to have to come to grips with the sad likelihood that for your entire life you're going to find yourself in proximity of insanely hot but unattainable men and you're going to have to find ways to distract yourself. Case in point - this 20 year old competitive bodybuilder I practically train next to at the gym every day who's as straight as an arrow:

  • CAtoFL

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    Dec 15, 2010 4:10 PM GMT
    Listen, I've run a research department and when you screw up your work, "I was distracted by my co-worker's hotness" is NOT going to get you a pass.

    Research has nuances you need to know. Messing up even the simplest thing can render a study pointless.

    Get your act together NOW or you'll be unemployed in 2011. They are paying you to do your work, not to hook up or fantasize about it. It's a rough economy and I can guarantee there is someone waiting in line behind you for your job.
  • LuckyGuyKC

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    Dec 15, 2010 4:11 PM GMT
    Twenty years ago I was hot for a guy at work - blond, blue eyed, hot body, and dripping with testosterone. He was a professed bi-sexual and was having sex with an upper management female who liked group sex.

    I knew I was a short termer b/c I was accepted to grad school already. So I started up a steamy series of hook ups with the same female manager - but alas no matter how I tried to arrange situations she just kept pulling me away from social situations alone even though he and I both expressed interest in a three way and she did too.

    I had never had sex with a man at that point in my life - if it happened to me now I would understand what a hindrance and how useless the female manager was in this situation. Good news - she was crazy hot and wild in bed.
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    Dec 15, 2010 4:13 PM GMT
    4214[1].jpg

    Mmmmmmm that is soooo hot can you get me a coworker like this one thanks in advance man icon_biggrin.gif

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    Dec 15, 2010 6:34 PM GMT
    I feel sorry for you superficial dudes that lose your senses over these so-called hot guys. Maybe it's because Im with this type 6 days a week, and have had my fair share of them intimately, but Im so over them. They honestly bore the fuck out of me, in and out of bed.
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    Dec 15, 2010 6:35 PM GMT
    TawlBlond saidI feel sorry for you superficial dudes that lose your senses over these so-called hot guys. Maybe it's because Im with this type 6 days a week, and have had my fair share of them intimately, but Im so over them. They honestly bore the fuck out of me, in and out of bed.


    My friend i am not superficial heheh i want in a guy so much more than a great body a hot body for me is not much of a big deal
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    Dec 15, 2010 6:39 PM GMT
    TawlBlond saidI feel sorry for you superficial dudes that lose your senses over these so-called hot guys. Maybe it's because Im with this type 6 days a week, and have had my fair share of them intimately, but Im so over them. They honestly bore the fuck out of me, in and out of bed.


    You may be over them, so give someone else a chance icon_wink.gif