Rimming and Farting

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    Mar 20, 2008 6:19 AM GMT
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    Built up gas escaping while rimming....... Anyone have this happen to them?

    How did you react to it? ("You Pig!..........and while I'm eating!")
    What was the gas-passer's reaction, if any?
    A tender intimate moment to cherish?

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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=R14ZiKiUQYE

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    Mar 31, 2011 5:31 AM GMT
    skeezix saidNow I might be talking out my ass when I say
    Here's a suppressed topic that is destined to work it's way out.

    Built up gas escaping while rimming....... Anyone have this happen to them?

    How did you react to it? ("You Pig!..........and while I'm eating!")
    What was the gas-passer's reaction, if any?
    A tender intimate moment to cherish?

    (Some people may choose not to comment, after deciding that this topic leaves a bad taste in their mouth.)
    (I say this tongue in cheek)
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=R14ZiKiUQYE



    this thread had 680 views and 0 replies. I am braver than 680 people.
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    Mar 31, 2011 6:23 AM GMT
    umm...theres people that like scat...so i guess theres always something worse? :i
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    Mar 31, 2011 6:54 AM GMT
    I have never been in a situation where I was eating someone's ass out and he farted or he was eating mine and I farted, so I can't say I have been there done that.

    But, what I can say is that:

    1) Since I will only do that with a person I am in a LTR with, I am most likely going to laugh it off and make him feel comfortable (because, let's face it, if he did fart, it would be more embarrassing on his part) and he is my bf.
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    Apr 01, 2011 10:41 AM GMT
    lvsmscle80 saidNever have I been In this horribly awkward situation..........Butttttt
    I have been in the middle of receiving an amazing blowjob before and had to fart sooooo bad. It was terrible. So I pull her up (yes it was a chick, don't punch me just yet) and tell her "I just have to kiss you" slowly pull blankets up to waist level. make sure it doesnt make a sound, and when all is clear...... sloooowly pull the blanket back down, and go back to where we left off. totally got away with it! lol icon_twisted.gif


    she was just too polite to thank you for the dutch oven.................icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 01, 2011 3:35 PM GMT
    Anal farting is as natural as pussy farting, burping, etc. I've experienced both types of farting while going down on very respectable people. It doesn't happen with systematic regularity, but it does happen once in a blue moon. I've found that the best approach is to ignore it and pretent it didn't happen. For sure the person accidentally emitting the noxious gas was already embarrassed, so why embarrass him/her further? What do you get out of shaming the gas buster? Just be grown up about it if it happens and just don't say a word.
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    Apr 01, 2011 3:51 PM GMT
    DOMINUS saidAnal farting is as natural as pussy farting, burping, etc. I've experienced both types of farting while going down on very respectable people. It doesn't happen with systematic regularity, but it does happen once in a blue moon. I've found that the best approach is to ignore it and pretent it didn't happen. For sure the person accidentally emitting the noxious gas was already embarrassed, so why embarrass him/her further? What do you get out of shaming the gas buster? Just be grown up about it if it happens and just don't say a word.


    i take it as a compiment that i have gotten him so loose and relaxed that he looses control.

    been there, done that with my long term bf...both of us! perhaps the highly seasoned food here in new orleans amplifies this basic human event?

    a loud giggle/guffaw/chortle, a quick wipe with a pre-packaged "wet wipe" (from the box kept in the nightstand next to the lube, dildos, condoms and poppers) and we are back to business.

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    Apr 02, 2011 3:42 AM GMT
    skeezix saidNow I might be talking out my ass when I say
    Here's a suppressed topic that is destined to work it's way out.

    Built up gas escaping while rimming....... Anyone have this happen to them?

    How did you react to it? ("You Pig!..........and while I'm eating!")



    Damn, that is hilarious.
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    Apr 02, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    Before I was mortified...But now I've found a way to create noise distractions or just pretend it never happened....

    I did one time say this...

    "My ass just complimented you a blow kiss"icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 04, 2011 1:02 AM GMT
    So going back a while, I was 23ish, not particularly polite, and my bf of 2 years was giving me a rim job - my first...and last from him because of this little indiscretion.

    After about 10 min of fighting to keep my ass bubble tight while his tongue played the hokey pokey something just snapped and I suddenly decided I was gonna burn the mustache off his face. I lifted my head, watched for just a moment and then cut loose a massive fart that smelled worse than cat shit. His head jerked up as if electrocuted. He looked at me stunned, with a crooked half open mouth, one eye larger than the other, and completely paralyzed for a few seconds. It was EXACTLY like a Warner Brother's Pepe Le Pew cartoon as Pepe walks by the shop keeper. I started laughing almost hysterically and couldn't stop - and yeah, he was pissed off. Days, weeks, even months later someone would fart or make the sound or hell just out of the blue the event would cross my mind and I'd bust out laughing. It was the funniest damn thing I'd ever witnessed to that point in my life. Even now, I have tears streaming down my face I'm laughing so hard as I recant the tale here. Yes it was really rude, but I was young & stupid back then.
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    Apr 04, 2011 5:38 AM GMT
    DOMINUS saidAnal farting is as natural as pussy farting, burping, etc. I've experienced both types of farting while going down on very respectable people. It doesn't happen with systematic regularity, but it does happen once in a blue moon. I've found that the best approach is to ignore it and pretent it didn't happen. For sure the person accidentally emitting the noxious gas was already embarrassed, so why embarrass him/her further? What do you get out of shaming the gas buster? Just be grown up about it if it happens and just don't say a word.


    ^^THIS!