How is it that one could "turn" straight or gay??? I've had intercourse with women....BUT would I "turn" straight?? How does that happen? Do I just tell myself that I don't get turned on by men anymore????
This is a Big DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, it's a hypothetical that you're not supposed to put much thought into, but for the sake of argument, let's go with this.
You're kidnapped by evil wizards who can summon the power of Cthulhu in order to perform a one-time sexuality change. Like H.P. Lovecraft, they're not to keen on gay people, and they threaten you with death or changing your sexuality. To help ease the transition, they're going to call a friend of a friend who totally knows _________, and is willing to throw a dinner party and invite both of you so you can see where things go.
(That doesn't really work for mine, since the Lovecraft wizards probably wouldn't be too hot on me becoming a lesbian woman and hopping into bed with Kate Moennig. But, you know me, skirtin' the rules and whatnot.)