Calories, explained:

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    Dec 19, 2010 9:07 AM GMT
    I just found this on another forum and totally LOL'd. icon_lol.gif

    Some cool dudeCalories are primitive and not yet totally understood being. Like prions but simpler.
    It have been established that they have a cold blood like metabolism.
    So we came over with a stratagem to trick them out of ice cream.
    Cold blood creatures are slower in freezing conditions if they react at all.
    So you have to act quickly with some preparation to eat ice cream calories free.
    First step preparation
    Open the cover of the ice cream without removing it from the refrigerator
    Put it back on but loose.
    Settle a bag of frozen broccoli in front of the ice cream
    close the door
    warm a spoon.
    second step execution
    The quickest possible way, open the door, remove the ice cream, take out a spoonful out of it.
    Put back in the fridge
    close the door
    eat the cream calorie free

    Explanation.
    the cold calories react slowly so by the time you closed the door, they just started to move toward. Having the ice cream back before reaching your body will get them all confused.
    The confused calories will end up in the broccoli
    and nobody sane eats broccoli anyway.
  • DCEric

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    Dec 19, 2010 2:51 PM GMT
    I was amused by that. Now does it make a difference what kind of ice cream?
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    Dec 20, 2010 3:07 AM GMT
    DCEric saidI was amused by that. Now does it make a difference what kind of ice cream?
    Any color but green, because green ice cream tastes like broccoli.
  • DCEric

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    Dec 20, 2010 3:15 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    DCEric saidI was amused by that. Now does it make a difference what kind of ice cream?
    Any color but green, because green ice cream tastes like broccoli.


    Of course, what was I thinking.
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    Dec 20, 2010 3:15 AM GMT
    BLAHAHAHA icon_razz.gif