A moderate christian and a fundie went to the washroom during a seminar break. They washed their hands and the moderate tore off a paper towel and dried his.
The fundie ripped the dispenser from the wall and proceeded to smash the machine to pieces.

The moderate said horrified,"Stop, stop! What are you doing?"

The fundie said, "Well, it says right on it, 'Pull down and tear up.' "


-Doug