Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat

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    Dec 24, 2010 3:51 AM GMT
    "It right there in his name, Jesus H. Christ. That 'H' clearly stands for Hussein."

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    Dec 24, 2010 4:57 AM GMT
    Oh wait until Southbeach sees this....he'll belch forth some more Republican nonsense........
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    Dec 24, 2010 3:38 PM GMT
    I have a feeling Mr J was even more left leaning than that.

    Free healthcare for any that asked. Free food no matter how many people wanted it. Telling everyone to consider the lilies of the field (instead of busting their asses working)...
    Hanging out with the street folk.

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    Dec 24, 2010 3:48 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidAnd a great mechanic...

    And a Jew....

    Great Ministry song too btw, yourname2000.
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    Dec 24, 2010 4:14 PM GMT
    Looks like turtleneck was right on the money!
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    Dec 24, 2010 5:47 PM GMT
    Interesting premise, but very flawed!

    Jesus taught a full tithe:
    "I fast twice in a week, I give tithes of all that I possess." ST Luke 18:12

    Jseus tought Alms in addition to taxes:
    "Give to him that asketh thee" ST Matthew 5:42
    "do not your alms before men" ST Matthew 6:1
    "But rather give alms of such things as ye have" ST Luke 11:1
    "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which be Caesar's, and unto god the things which be god"s." ST Luke 20:25

    Show mw the "Liberal Democrat" Who believes in a full 10% tithe of his gross income, let alone practices it and believes in personal charity in addition to paying "his share" of the taxes instead of trying to imposing "charity" in the form of taxes on the few and I'll show an animal as extinct as the Quagga!

    And we haven't even mentioned the Hypocrisy of the left for even having the gall to mention anything in the name of Jasus Christ when they have been screaming loudly and clearly about the seperation of church and state and the "religious right"! You know the 'Liberal Democrats" are in a downward spin when they start to pitch their ideas werped in religion and the mantle of Jesus Christ.
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    Dec 24, 2010 6:12 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 saidJesus lives in Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barack Obama, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Anthony Weiner, Charlie Schumer and Rangel.... Praise Jesus!



    Finally, you have seen the light! You've caught the Christmas spirit. Jesus loves you and so does Harry and Nancy!
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    Dec 24, 2010 9:37 PM GMT
    HeartRobb said
    southbeach1500 saidJesus lives in Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barack Obama, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Anthony Weiner, Charlie Schumer and Rangel.... Praise Jesus!



    Finally, you have seen the light! You've caught the Christmas spirit. Jesus loves you and so does Harry and Nancy!


    Not really. Considering who you're talking to, it's really bah humbug and that Kratchett kid dies in the end.
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    Dec 24, 2010 10:02 PM GMT
    god the things i would do to Stephen Colbert
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    Dec 29, 2010 2:07 PM GMT
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