You're a Nerd If......

  • conservativej...

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    Dec 25, 2010 12:08 AM GMT

    ...you have a Tesla Coil in your office.
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    Dec 25, 2010 12:10 AM GMT
    ...you have a complete set of Saitek flight simulator controls, resembling a real airplane.
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    Dec 25, 2010 12:26 AM GMT
    you know what pointers are in C.

    That if and else is probably one of the most common things in almost every programming language and what < and > means oooh and == too

    When you understand the significance of "Hello World"
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    Dec 25, 2010 12:42 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidyou know what pointers are in C.

    That if and else is probably one of the most common things in almost every programming language and what < and > means oooh and == too

    When you understand the significance of "Hello World"


    icon_biggrin.gif A man who has read Kernighan and Ritchie. Cool.
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    Dec 25, 2010 4:37 AM GMT
    know that mellon means friend in Elvish (Lord of the Rings) haha icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 25, 2010 4:39 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidyou know what pointers are in C.

    That if and else is probably one of the most common things in almost every programming language and what < and > means oooh and == too

    When you understand the significance of "Hello World"

    or "1 Infinite Loop"
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    Dec 25, 2010 5:07 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidThat if and else is probably one of the most common things in almost every programming language and what < and > means oooh and == too"


    …when you get annoyed when people write "=" online to mean "is equal to".
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    Dec 25, 2010 5:33 AM GMT
    when your first thought isn't small and furry when you hear the word "mouse"

    when the only sexual experiences you've made ended with a .com or a .org.

    when your fingers are stronger than your arms and your only tan originates from watching a monitor glow.

  • Karnage

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    Dec 25, 2010 5:36 AM GMT
    ...you ask for a Multimeter for Christmas
  • Syphon

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    Dec 25, 2010 5:42 AM GMT
    When you've seen every episode of every Star Trek series multiple times... >___>
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    Dec 25, 2010 5:57 AM GMT
    Syphon saidWhen you've seen every episode of every Star Trek series multiple times... >___>

    HEY, that does not make me a nerd, that just makes me well educated on klingon history and Volcan logic!
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    Dec 25, 2010 6:01 AM GMT
    You can recite the opening song to Big Bang Theory!
  • Syphon

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    Dec 25, 2010 6:02 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Syphon saidWhen you've seen every episode of every Star Trek series multiple times... >___>

    HEY, that does not make me a nerd, that just makes me well educated on klingon history and Volcan logic!


    Makes two of us I guess.
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    Dec 25, 2010 6:03 AM GMT
    you complete the end of each sentence with

    end of line
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    Dec 25, 2010 6:03 AM GMT
    antisense saidyou complete the end of each sentence with

    end of line


    chr(10);chr(13)