The Stopping Colds Guy

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    Mar 21, 2008 11:36 PM GMT
    Has anyone else thought that if he's serious about not getting a cold, maybe he ought to put some clothes on?

    Although if he's willing to make the sacrifice...... I for one am content ;-)
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    Mar 22, 2008 12:32 AM GMT
    Huh? what are you talking about?
  • GeorgeNJ

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    Mar 22, 2008 12:53 AM GMT
    Caslon saidHuh? what are you talking about?


    Ditto.

    Tiger: enlighten us.
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    Mar 22, 2008 1:02 AM GMT
    I think he's talking about the guy in the "stopping colds" banner on the main page
  • iHavok

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    Mar 22, 2008 1:09 AM GMT
    I've noticed and agree Tiger.
    A nice woolen scarf at least.
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    Mar 22, 2008 1:14 AM GMT
    if he catches a cold, can I rub the vicks on his chest?
  • NYCguy74

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    Mar 22, 2008 1:15 AM GMT
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    If he does get sick, i wouldn't mind helping him feel better.
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    Mar 22, 2008 1:55 AM GMT
    oh hahahahah....I noticed the colds ad but not the man!
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    Mar 22, 2008 2:07 AM GMT
    He looks so happy - like he has seen the future and he knows it's all going to be okay.
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    Mar 22, 2008 2:16 AM GMT
    Hmmm....not the greatest article, IMHO.
  • Squarejaw

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    Mar 22, 2008 2:25 AM GMT
    I haven't even looked at the picture yet. I can't get past the beauty, the majesty, the sheer fuckin' poetry of:

    "Spring may be around the corner, but it's still the season for snot and sneezing."

    (Though wouldn't it scan better as ""Spring may be around the corner, but it's still the season for sneezing and snot"?)
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    Mar 22, 2008 2:34 AM GMT
    Get that boy a shawl.
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    Mar 22, 2008 2:34 AM GMT
    Squarejaw saidI haven't even looked at the picture yet. I can't get past the beauty, the majesty, the sheer fuckin' poetry of:

    "Spring may be around the corner, but it's still the season for snot and sneezing."

    (Though wouldn't it scan better as ""Spring may be around the corner, but it's still the season for sneezing and snot"?)


    I suspect it's meant to be a sort of rhyme:

    It's still the season
    For snot and sneezin'
  • Squarejaw

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    Mar 22, 2008 3:02 AM GMT
    Of course. I was so overcome by the alliteration that I hadn't even deconstructed the ironic use of outdated rhyming verse.
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    Mar 22, 2008 4:07 AM GMT
    I believe the poor boy IS cold and in need of old fashioned emergency body to body warming in a sleeping bag...Let me be the first to say I am willing to make the sacrifice of getting naked with him in a sleeping bag to warm him up...icon_eek.gificon_lol.gif
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    Mar 22, 2008 4:44 AM GMT
    He needs to remain naked and shivering. It will bring out the caregiver in me.

    Ladling warm bathwater over his chest, squeezing oranges between my thighs into his mouth, gently brushing his forehead to check for warmth, moisturizing him to keep him from getting chapped...

    The poor, dear boy wid his widdow sniffles!
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    Mar 22, 2008 1:50 PM GMT
    oooo I suddenly feel all sneezy now Mickey
  • kjm1990

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    Mar 23, 2008 12:27 PM GMT
    *cough cough* *sneeze sneeze* im sick and need urgent please help me nurce me back to health icon_redface.gif

    honestly i have a really bad chest cold thingy i was put bak in hospatial some one wana look after me please?

    the nurces here are dumb an cant find my vainz.some one save me im thinking of signing me self out ill chance it at home by myself rather then being here....