Maybe this can explain the reason guys lie about
their age, well as far as chatting goes. Sad but
true. I'm 38 and all those little lines and wrinkles
on my face, dammit if I haven't earned each and
The Rules of Chat....
So way back when, circa 1997, when I discovered the joy's of gay chatting, one could just hop online and strike up a conversation with anyone and normally learn a few things and get a few good laughs. Nowadays though, it seems that EVERYONE has some rules about chatting IE: No Pvt's if your <25 or CHAT ONLY (that's why there's a pic of your c*ck, hmmm) or Have pic in Profile or NO CHAT (ok, I can see that) or Maybe away (may be away?!?! wtf are you here for then) or I'm 25, no one over 30, not looking for a daddy (ummm you need to go back to school cuz if your 25 no one in their 30's could be your daddy)
Now I'm the kinda chatter that WILL chat with anyone, so long as your not talking about my job and how you think cops are hot or how you want me to tie you up or handcuff you and do cavity searches! For real, people actually tell me this shit! Bleh!!!! So anywho, if I did have Rules of Chat, not that I do, these would be mine:
1) No Pvt's <19, because you don't know jack!
2) No Pvt's w/o Pic, because you could be some undercover schmo trying to pretend to be an older person when in reality your a 40-something person trying to get me in trouble
3) No Pvt's <25 but >19 because, your in that fantasy state when you will tell me all about what you want a cop to do to you and how much you think cops are hot
4) No Pvt's >25 but <30 because your in some so called, LTR (Long Term Relationship) yet you think it's ok to wanna hook up online
5) No Pvt's >31 but <35 because your most likely just out of an LTR and wanna slam all men telling how they suck and how they aren't trustworthy and all the horrible things they've done to you.
6) Pvt's Ok for >36 but <38 because you may be like me, still single, no LTR for a while and might have a good outlook on life!
7) No Pvt's >39 but <50 because chances are you have the word (BOI) in your profile and your a circuit queen whose trying to re-live their youth and keep up with the 20-somethings.
No Pvt's >51 but <65 because, well just because,,,,it't my chat rules dammit!
9) No Pvt's >66 but <70 because you've just retired and your looking for some boi to travel with you....freaking PERV!!!!!!!!
10) No Pvt's >71 but <80 because you may stroke out while chatting, die and leave me hanging in cyber space with no one to chat with and wondering what happened to you!
11) No Pvt's <81 but <100 because, well, could you still carrying on a chat at that age??????