Dec 28, 2010 6:32 PM GMT
I was sitting in seat 2C on a small commuter airplane. I went through security without having to have a body scan or a pat down, which was disappointing since I had arranged my package to be down my left leg where it was sure to be handled. Across the aisle next to the widow in 2A was a tall, lean guy with a UK baseball cap. He must have missed the body pat too because I saw him groping himself a number of times through the flight. However he didn't seem to be interested in whether anyone was watching though I did see him enjoying looking at the guy in front of me in 2C - a very cute guy by the way. At one point the tall guy gave us a little skin show when he took off his sweatshirt and his shirt followed suit so I got a very nice look at his lean body. Sitting behind him in 4A was the traveling companion of the guy in 2C, who was even cuter and younger than the guy in front of me. He looked especially cute when he had his head against the window and was taking a nap. Next to him was a young guy on his way back to an airforce base who was dressed in a black suit, complete with vest, black shirt and tie and of course his shiny black military shoes. So here I was surrounded with all this nice eye candy when I noticed that the girl in front of me was holding up her magazine so that I could actually see it pretty clearly. The page had three jokes on it but the one that caught my eye was the one that said "A dirty joke you can tell at a party without everyone thinking you're a perv." So I read the joke. A chicken and an egg were in bed together. The chicken way laying back taking a puff out of a cigarette and looking very satisfied. The egg was looking a bit frustrated and said, "Well, I guess we know the answer to that question." All in all it was an enjoyable flight, especially when I consider that at the same time people were trapped on airports everywhere as nearly 5,000 flights were cancelled due to the weather.