"So .. do you take it or give it? "

  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jan 01, 2011 9:03 PM GMT
    Yes that is the question my father just asked me he said he needed to know and I told him it was non of his business and he said that yes it was icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:11 PM GMT
    Ask him about what sexual positions he prefers.
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:12 PM GMT
    Let him realize that there are at least 4 possibilities:

    Top
    bottom
    versatile
    none-of -the-above (a la PaulFlexes example)

    Let him realize the enlightenment that he needs. Help him open his horizons.
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:18 PM GMT
    I would never answer this question if a family member asked it... it's none of their goddam business!
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:36 PM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidYes that is the question my father just asked me he said he needed to know and I told him it was non of his business and he said that yes it was icon_eek.gif


    Smile, and then, overload him with information.

    A trick I learned years ago, doing technical support, when some audacious young lawyer would start talking down to me and drilling me was to overwhelm them with details. That'll work for you, too.

    Another time, driving down the road, my buddy says "So how does it feel to take it up the ass?" I giggled, smiled, looked him in the eye, and said "Neato!" Everyone in the car giggled, big time, and, then, it was on to talking about the latest douche bag at the gym.

    It's o.k. to be gay. If more men shoved shit up their asses they'd be happier.

    Once you overwhelm him with detail, Dad will back right off. He just wants an interaction. Give it to him.

    Understand, it's his backhanded way for him to say it's o.k. you're gay.

    I know it's weird, but, he's soliciting interaction, and wants you to be comfortable. It's the way he is doing it that's a bit funky but...roll with it.

    It's a convoluted way of both approval and understanding. It sounds crazy, and is, but folks are weird in how they interact.
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:37 PM GMT
    You can tell him, you like both, and, then, tell him why. You can tell him that prostate massage is something that any man should try. You can tell him there's nothing like bone-jarring sex pounding on your favorite bottom while he moans. Then, move on to more important shit...like cookies and ice cream.
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:44 PM GMT
    Don't dignify his question with an answer. Getting pissy and detailed with the process with parents I feel is a bit crass and vulgar. Simply not engaging shows a bit of refinement and class, and should also be the drama-free route. Would you care for your dad to explain how how your mother and he gets down in the sheets? Perhaps not.
  • laxdude25

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    Jan 01, 2011 9:46 PM GMT
    Just saying, this is one of the best comments I've read by ChuckyStud on any Real Jock forum thread. Great stuff!
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:48 PM GMT
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:48 PM GMT
    laxdude25 saidJust saying, this is one of the best comments I've read by ChuckyStud on any Real Jock forum thread. Great stuff!


    Ya' know I'm right. Folks advance approval sometimes in bizarre ways.

    :-)
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    Jan 01, 2011 9:48 PM GMT
    Rune saidAsk him about what sexual positions he prefers.



    LOL you don't get it, my dad is ... very open with sex he tells every intricate detail of his sex life.. I mean when I lived at home ( and when I visit) my sisters and I can heat my parents having sex so that won't really work
  • needleninja

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    Jan 01, 2011 9:49 PM GMT
    but i love giving presents. :3
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:54 PM GMT
    whats the big deal just tell him you like cock up your anus or you like to pork chickens,make him feel very sick so he wont ask you ever ever again.
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:54 PM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 said
    Rune saidAsk him about what sexual positions he prefers.

    LOL you don't get it, my dad is ... very open with sex he tells every intricate detail of his sex life.. I mean when I lived at home ( and when I visit) my sisters and I can heat my parents having sex so that won't really work


    If that's the case I think you too are even closer to reconciliation than originally thought!
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:56 PM GMT
    It's Dad's "Mr. Manly" way of trying to connect, bizarre as it may be.
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    Jan 01, 2011 9:57 PM GMT
    chuckystud saidIt's Dad's "Mr. Manly" way of trying to connect, bizarre as it may be.


    Yup. Seems so.
  • needleninja

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    Jan 01, 2011 9:57 PM GMT
    chuckystud saidIt's Dad's "Mr. Manly" way of trying to connect, bizarre as it may be.


    quite true. the masculine male bonding is quite different.
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    Jan 01, 2011 10:01 PM GMT
    There might be a STD lecture buried somewhere in there, but, it's about soliciting an interaction.
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    Jan 01, 2011 10:05 PM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidYes that is the question my father just asked me he said he needed to know and I told him it was non of his business and he said that yes it was icon_eek.gif


    He may be concerned about your risk for contracting HIV. Tell him that whatever you do in bed, that it's done safely.

    If he continues to press say that what he and your mom do in bed is none of your business, and that you'd appreciate the same consideration from him.
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    Jan 01, 2011 10:09 PM GMT
    Although I hate to admit it, Chucky is right. Your Dad just wants to talk.
  • Timbales

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    Jan 01, 2011 10:11 PM GMT
    I borrow it and then return it when I'm done using it.
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    Jan 01, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    chuckystud saidThere might be a STD lecture buried somewhere in there, but, it's about soliciting an interaction.


    Chuckystud is right on the money on this one. If your dad is as open as you say about sex, and if he insists he needs to know, then why not tell him? In some families this would be taboo. But it sounds like in your family that he doesn't see discussions about personal sex practices as private. So in his way he's trying to engage you in discussion about something that you've probably pretty much closed off to him.

    Some of my gay friends go on and on about their gay practices. And if they have a fag hag, they talk about their sex practices with them too. Not all gay guys do this, but a lot of them do. If you're like them, you probably talk to you gay buds about whether you're a top, bottom, or verse. Why not your dad, if he's willing to talk about it?
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    Jan 01, 2011 10:25 PM GMT
    Chuckstud got it just right!

    DETAILS DETAILS and more DETAILS. Tell him how much you like to feel a thick hair dick up your ass or in your mouth and taste the sweet juice of a hot sweaty man as he thrusts his thick meat deeper and deeper inside filling you up with...

    Well, you get the picture. They'll never ask again icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 01, 2011 10:29 PM GMT
    Hrm. Wow. How 'bout that?

    Although, I admit, I like Chucky's answer best.
  • DiverScience

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    Jan 01, 2011 10:31 PM GMT
    "That depends Dad, do you like Mom to be on the top or the bottom? How frequently do you eat out her vagina? Does she prefer your balls hairy, or shaved? Has she ever licked your butt? Do you like the cowgirl position? Ever tried a strapon? Do you like Mom to finger you while she gives you a blowjob? Does she swallow, or do you blow your load on Mom's face?"

    Luckily, my parents know better. Because that would be my response.