I've gone 58 days without sex! (my new personal record)

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    Jan 02, 2011 7:34 AM GMT
    26 days without sex 33 days Shit now it's 40 days! personal record of 58 nows now holy shit

    This guy I dated broke my heart and now I don't want to hook up anymore. You might be thinking "oh you'll get over it" but I am over it. I just liked the feeling of fucking a guy I wanted to be with and now I won't have sex unless they're someone I want to be with for more than a one-night stand. And since I live in LA that means I'll never have sex.

    I officially lost my whore card. icon_eek.gif

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    Also, I'm taking bets at how long you think I can go until I cave in and shove me pee inside an ay.
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    Jan 02, 2011 7:41 AM GMT
    You'll get over it with time doubt you lost you're whore card. It just needs to get renewed or something. I'll be a dick and say I give it 5 hours and you'll be back wanting to be on top or bottom icon_razz.gif. me being nice thinks, 3 to 6 weeks before you meet someone you like again tops 6 and a half.
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    Jan 02, 2011 7:43 AM GMT
    Well of course I'll WANT sex in 5 hours. But I won't get it. I'll just jack off.

    Another note: I haven't gone this long without sex since the summer of 2008. So it's pretty significant to me even though I'm sure plenty of guys have gone almost a month or more without sex all the time.
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    Jan 02, 2011 7:55 AM GMT
    How can you not get it, I'm sure plenty of guys in (insert your city name here) wouldn't mind as you kids say tapping your ass or having you tap their ass icon_razz.gif. And it's significant cause it's still going icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 02, 2011 7:58 AM GMT
    navi_saiyan saidHow can you not get it, I'm sure plenty of guys in (insert your city name here) wouldn't mind as you kids say tapping your ass or having you tap their ass icon_razz.gif. And it's significant cause it's still going icon_razz.gif


    ok...is it me or did NONE of what you said make sense?
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    Jan 02, 2011 8:05 AM GMT
    Translation: I'm sure you can get it, but you're just not looking for it. What makes the even significant is that you're still having a dry spell from the lack of sex and days keeping adding on. Soon months, years, than decades which sad to say by then you'll be so used to your hand that will become the only way you can get off instead of using another guy's ass or mouth. Just in case you can't tell this is sarcasm icon_razz.gif. Wish your dry spell ends soon
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    Jan 02, 2011 8:36 AM GMT
    jprichva said
    JAKEBENSON saidWell of course I'll WANT sex in 5 hours. But I won't get it. I'll just jack off.

    Another note: I haven't gone this long without sex since the summer of 2008. So it's pretty significant to me even though I'm sure plenty of guys have gone almost a month or more without sex all the time.

    A month? HAHAHAHAHAHA
    Try six years.


    I will when I'm 53.
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    Jan 02, 2011 8:37 AM GMT
    27 days now without sex.

    cold saidIn other news, I had a slice of toast for breakfast.


    OHMYFUCKINGGOD!....what kind of toast?icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 02, 2011 9:03 AM GMT
    ^ you remind me of me when i'm older...yeh i'll hop back into the sack someday. i just made this thread FOR ATTENTION!...because I'm no longer getting it in the form of anal sex.
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    Jan 02, 2011 9:06 AM GMT
    JAKEBENSON said^ you remind me of me when i'm older...yeh i'll hop back into the sack someday. i just made this thread FOR ATTENTION!...because I'm no longer getting it in the form of anal sex.


    You attention seeking whore icon_razz.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 02, 2011 9:06 AM GMT
    navi_saiyan said
    JAKEBENSON said^ you remind me of me when i'm older...yeh i'll hop back into the sack someday. i just made this thread FOR ATTENTION!...because I'm no longer getting it in the form of anal sex.


    You attention seeking whore icon_razz.gificon_biggrin.gif


    Yes that's what I just said. Why are you repeating it? icon_confused.gificon_smile.gificon_surprised.gif
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    Jan 02, 2011 9:09 AM GMT
    JAKEBENSON said
    Yes that's what I just said. Why are you repeating it? icon_confused.gificon_smile.gificon_surprised.gif

    Sorry decided to take a job as a Parrot tonight since I'm bored for once icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 02, 2011 9:28 AM GMT
    navi_saiyan said
    JAKEBENSON said
    Yes that's what I just said. Why are you repeating it? icon_confused.gificon_smile.gificon_surprised.gif

    Sorry decided to take a job as a Parrot tonight since I'm bored for once icon_razz.gif


    ahhh thats cute
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    Jan 02, 2011 9:28 AM GMT
    cold said
    JAKEBENSON said27 days now without sex.

    cold saidIn other news, I had a slice of toast for breakfast.


    OHMYFUCKINGGOD!....what kind of toast?icon_eek.gif


    Vegemite of course!


    A VEGETABLE TERMITE?!?! That's morbidly obese!icon_mad.gificon_eek.gif
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    Jan 02, 2011 12:16 PM GMT
    JAKEBENSON said26 days without sex as of Jan 1st.

    This guy I dated broke my heart and now I don't want to hook up anymore. You might be thinking "oh you'll get over it" but I am over it. I just liked the feeling of fucking a guy I wanted to be with and now I won't have sex unless they're someone I want to be with for more than a one-night stand. And since I live in LA that means I'll never have sex.

    I officially lost my whore card. icon_eek.gif

    DISCUSS

    Also, I'm taking bets at how long you think I can go until I cave in and shove me pee inside an ay.


    Was this the same guy wo called you fat, and caused some gay drama on some halloween gay night out?

    I liked that guy.... He seemed like a great BF material!!! ;p

    Seriously though, I am kind of in the same boat. It so much better when you have sex with somebody that you simultaneously want to screw the life out of AS WELL as engage in sleep snuggles with, hold each other in bed whilst watching and laughing hysterically to funny-ass youtube vids, travel together, really care for each other and have a great time feeling like you can let yourself love somebody you are truly compatible with, be loved back by them and be truly happy with each other regardless of external circumstances.....

    OK, yh that sounds do gay even for me to read it, but lets be honest, it's true deep down for the vast majority of us...


    Thus, I think that because this is so hard to find where the feeling is truly mutual and acted upon, casual sex just becomes a poor substitute after experiencing that, a means to an end, like masturbation except requiring one to expend much more effort for the same unremarkable effect.....

    Like somebody who is used to eating only bran flakes all of their life being treated to a delicious five star gormet breakfast with succulant juciy sausages, seasoned scrambled eggs, the finest bread toast, buttery soft croissants, etc etc....Alas, only to be then be forced to go back to only having bran flakes for the rest of their lifes...It will never be as satisfying as it once was......


    Oh wait....I guess this is the part where I say something positive and uplifting:

    It will get better! There will several other special guys in your lifetime, i'm certain, who you'll share loving sex with, and much, much more. So fuck it, keep on keeping on, do you, be awesome, meet people, have fun. Be open to the idea of the right guy coming along and changing the dynamics of things.

    (That enough, or did I lay it on too thick? whatevs, it was good typing practice ;)
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    Jan 02, 2011 9:55 PM GMT
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    JAKEBENSON saidWell of course I'll WANT sex in 5 hours. But I won't get it. I'll just jack off.

    Another note: I haven't gone this long without sex since the summer of 2008. So it's pretty significant to me even though I'm sure plenty of guys have gone almost a month or more without sex all the time.

    A month? HAHAHAHAHAHA
    Try six years.


    hmm, my hand is sooo drama free, i love him for that. oh yea, and he knows exactly what i like!!!!!!!! no cheating, no infidelity issues and he is always as ready as I am. LOL

    that said, I am just waiting for a guy to come along who having a relationship with isnt a chore. I have grown so much since my last relationship that if I met such a great guy again, things would go a lot more smoothly.

    enjoy the time you have alone, it lets you reflect on how you can improve yourself. When you are done looking, Mr special falls out of the sky. That is how it happened last time.
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    Jan 02, 2011 9:56 PM GMT
    You'll get back on the whorecycle when you're ready.
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    Jan 02, 2011 9:56 PM GMT
    That's nothing. I've gone without the past several MONTHS.
    You might consider that "whoreness" has little to do with frequency and more to do with accessibility exercised to completion.
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    Jan 02, 2011 10:16 PM GMT
    Shocking some of you guys! LOL

    This past fall when I had the "Staph" related infection.. I went about 3 weeks...
    when I was recovering at home I knew I was recovering, I felt like I went into heat.
    When I jacked off the first time, it was pretty wild and awesome.... if my bf had been around he would have been attacked to the point he wouldn't be able to move.


    27 days.. wow.
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    Jan 02, 2011 10:19 PM GMT
    JAKEBENSON saidWell of course I'll WANT sex in 5 hours. But I won't get it. I'll just jack off.

    Oh, OK, not being celibate, which is unhealthy, just not with another guy. Masturbation is also sex, but we can argue the semantics.
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    Jan 02, 2011 10:20 PM GMT
    Wow, it seems that the guy you were with really hurt you, only you will know when you are ready, until then do what you want and set yourself free
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    Jan 02, 2011 10:24 PM GMT
    AHH the sweet smell of maturity and growth icon_smile.gif congrats!!!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 02, 2011 10:24 PM GMT
    JAKEBENSON said26 days without sex as of Jan 1st.

    This guy I dated broke my heart and now I don't want to hook up anymore. You might be thinking "oh you'll get over it" but I am over it. I just liked the feeling of fucking a guy I wanted to be with and now I won't have sex unless they're someone I want to be with for more than a one-night stand. And since I live in LA that means I'll never have sex.

    I officially lost my whore card. icon_eek.gif

    DISCUSS

    Also, I'm taking bets at how long you think I can go until I cave in and shove me pee inside an ay.


    as long as you consider it "fucking" then you may have issues LOL no offense intended...but making love to someone is differnent than fucking.
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    Jan 02, 2011 10:26 PM GMT
    And here I am in LA and I can't get a fuckin' date to save my life! Not a hook-up... A DATE!

    Jake, my heart is pumping purple piss for ya. icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 02, 2011 10:43 PM GMT
    You just get cuter by the day icon_smile.gif