Do you ever get tired of the stereotypical gay questions from straight people?

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    Jan 02, 2011 9:56 PM GMT
    you know the usual question like:
    1) how do you know?
    2) you ever try being with a girl?
    3) can't you change your mind?
    4) you take it up the butt?
    5) you don't think that's disgusting?
    6) oh don't you know that's a sin?
    7) are you gay because you were molested as a kid?
    icon_cool.gif you sure you're gay? you don't act it
    9) being around hot girls doesn't turn you on?

    I don't know about you but in my eyes these questions get soo annoying hearing them over and over again. And the thing is you'l tell the person, and they'll ask u fifty more times... they just don't seem to get it.
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    Jan 02, 2011 10:06 PM GMT
    No, I don't get tired of them. I use them as an opportunity to prove how closeted they are, because they wouldn't be asking if they weren't interested.
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    Jan 02, 2011 10:15 PM GMT
    Ask them if they've tried it with goats. When they say "Certainly not!", nod wisely and say "But how do you know?".

    Ask them if they'd eat a cheese & ham sandwich prepared by an ugly girl who hasn't washed her hands after masturbating. When they say "Certainly not!", ask them why they stick their tongue up there.
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    Jan 02, 2011 10:25 PM GMT
    Brit!! thats the funniest thing ive heard all week!!!!
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    Jan 03, 2011 12:30 AM GMT
    divvy198509 saidBrit!! thats the funniest thing ive heard all week!!!!


    Cheers, m'dear, one aims to please ;).
  • gymguy81

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    Jan 03, 2011 12:37 AM GMT
    my personal favorite

    havent you ever tried it with a woman?
    answer
    Have you ever done it with a guy?
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    Jan 03, 2011 12:41 AM GMT
    My favorite. Not particularly a question, more so a quote, "I don't mind you being whatever you are, just as long as you keep it away from me and to yourself."

    WTF?
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    Jan 03, 2011 12:43 AM GMT
    HotCollegeDude saidyou know the usual question like:
    1) how do you know?
    2) you ever try being with a girl?
    3) can't you change your mind?
    4) you take it up the butt?
    5) you don't think that's disgusting?
    6) oh don't you know that's a sin?
    7) are you gay because you were molested as a kid?
    icon_cool.gif you sure you're gay? you don't act it
    9) being around hot girls doesn't turn you on?

    I don't know about you but in my eyes these questions get soo annoying hearing them over and over again. And the thing is you'l tell the person, and they'll ask u fifty more times... they just don't seem to get it.


    the fourth question is the one to me that offends me the most when straight ppl ask me that
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    Jan 03, 2011 1:36 AM GMT
    I find these questions less irritating as I get older.
    What's helped me in seeing them less so is to view them as conversation opportunities to change minds - and to sometimes crack a joke to get my point across...
  • jgymnast733

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    Jan 03, 2011 2:05 AM GMT
    My Fav- Where those dudes who wouldnt hesitate to call you FAG while with their friends but will jump on the oppurtunity to fuck your brains out when on/ones around,,,,......
  • barriehomeboy

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    Jan 03, 2011 2:12 AM GMT
    This life that we're all on is an quest to make the stupid people around us understand the different people around them. Move to Canada if being gay where you are is not working out for you. We accept everyone up here.
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    Jan 03, 2011 2:46 AM GMT
    It no longer offends me, because I have been answering these questions all my life. Now I just smile and nod - it unnerves people.
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    Jan 03, 2011 5:39 AM GMT
    used to offend me but now I find it kind of comical how ignorant people can be...but yeah I've gotten most of those on that list, especially the "but you don't SEEM gay! you lift weights!" lol
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    Jan 03, 2011 5:41 AM GMT
    I just turn my head sideways, blink, and say "OMG, I'm gay! Are you sure?"
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    Jan 03, 2011 5:42 AM GMT
    HotCollegeDude saidyou know the usual question like:
    1) how do you know?
    2) you ever try being with a girl?
    3) can't you change your mind?
    4) you take it up the butt?
    5) you don't think that's disgusting?
    6) oh don't you know that's a sin?
    7) are you gay because you were molested as a kid?
    icon_cool.gif you sure you're gay? you don't act it
    9) being around hot girls doesn't turn you on?

    I don't know about you but in my eyes these questions get soo annoying hearing them over and over again. And the thing is you'l tell the person, and they'll ask u fifty more times... they just don't seem to get it.


    I've gotten all of those, and I answer them honestly. A lot of the time, people are just doing it to tease and are not actually inquisitive, and explaining why you consider buttsecks gross is normally enough to get a "TMI!" out of them.
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    Jan 03, 2011 5:42 AM GMT
    No. It's an opportunity to politely try and explain what being gay is all about to someone who doesn't know. It's good for our PR.
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    Jan 03, 2011 5:44 AM GMT
    hahahah i'm so sick of straight people asking questions like that. It was FINE in the 90s after I came out cuz it was an opportunity for me to attenuate gay myths. But now I'm like "WHAT IS THIS THE 90S?!?!" and then I pummel them with the gay questions replacing "gay" with "straight." They usually laugh and don't get it that I'm making fun of them, but at least they stop asking me lame questions like, "what is it about a girl that turns you off?"
  • needleninja

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    Jan 03, 2011 5:44 AM GMT
    1. never got that one

    2. never got that one either

    3. i think someone did tell me something like that. :^

    4. .......we will move one and no!!!!

    5. havnt gotten that one either

    6. psht, bitch plz........still havnt gotten that one

    7.of course the pedo down the street decided to rape me cause society is a fucking mess!!!!!......but i havnt gotten that question yet.

    8. it may not turn me on, but its quite appealing to see them with modesty. :3
    but i still havnt gotten a question like that.

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    Jan 03, 2011 8:52 AM GMT
    I can't believe you forgot the top/bottom question. Only they phrase it something like "so when you're having sex, are you the man or the woman?"

    it's my absolute favourite ignorant straight question on being gay. always cracks me up. (yes I sometimes turn into a woman during sex, shed my penis and underneath there's a vagina, but don't worry, the penis grows back again afterwards.... bigger)
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    Jan 03, 2011 9:08 AM GMT
    Go on...
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    Jan 03, 2011 9:22 AM GMT
    dam its irritating when plp ask all these quetion n i jst jst hate it when dey ask me are u gay coz u were molested n i gt dat alot lol