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    Jan 03, 2011 5:57 AM GMT
    I got this message today

    An IndividualYou sound so sweett and intelligent! I'd love to hook up with you. Plus, there's something very "patrick dempsey' about you... dreamy...


    I been getting more and more of these lately..

    I mean seriously does ANYONE think that bullshit messages like that actually work on anyone? is there anyone so easy and so stupid to think that might actually fucking work?? does anyone actually have any class left?

    Ya know I might not be the most imaginative guy when I hit on someone but I at least try to say hello, ask how they are, have small talk, flirt a little and things like that.
    I don't just flop my cock out and think he's going to bite (metaphorically speaking here)

    To those of you who think for a moment that sending me a message like that is going to appear hot you'd be god damned wrong on that one, it's best if you just move along and realise you've got a snow balls chance in hell in getting a response from me.

    Grow up and get some damned class!
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    Jan 03, 2011 5:59 AM GMT
    jeesus man, chill.....send them over to my site.........and get some oxygen...Keithicon_cool.gif
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    Jan 03, 2011 6:03 AM GMT
    Is it a heavy flow day for you, dear?
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    Jan 03, 2011 6:04 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidIs it a heavy flow day for you, dear?

    Yes, I've already gone through three tampons and a packet of tintams!!!
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    Jan 03, 2011 6:12 AM GMT
    I hate it so much when people make illusory attributes about your personality based on how they want you to behave from looking at your pics. I have to correct many people's erroneous assumptions about me by explaining to them that no, I don't "seem cool." I'm actually a misanthropic asshole.
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    Jan 03, 2011 6:15 AM GMT
    just eat a bunch of tim tams, wash it down with some milk and you should be fine haha. I think I'm gonna eat some tim tams right now too :p
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    Jan 03, 2011 6:16 AM GMT
    Lucky you. We've gotten messages of , "Hey sexy man I like you and I can have babies and marry me and have nice house. "

    ..I'm not kidding. On this site (though it's been awhile)

    -Doug
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    Jan 03, 2011 6:18 AM GMT
    prime02 saidjust eat a bunch of tim tams, wash it down with some milk and you should be fine haha. I think I'm gonna eat some tim tams right now too :p

    I Like you already hahaha icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 03, 2011 7:32 AM GMT
    Wow. Today, I learned what Tim Tams are. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 03, 2011 8:27 AM GMT
    lilTanker said

    To those of you who think for a moment that sending me a message like that is going to appear hot you'd be god damned wrong on that one, it's best if you just move along and realise you've got a snow balls chance in hell in getting a response from me.

    Just have to point out that while you may not have sent him a response via PM, you did compose and post a fairly long response here...icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 03, 2011 8:36 AM GMT
    Oh poor Lil Tanker. Just wait til you're over 40 then you'll be overjoyed to receive messages (any messages) like that. My message box remains stubbornly fixed at the (0) mail mark.

    I'll throw you a beach towel rather than 4 tampons.
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    Jan 03, 2011 8:41 AM GMT
    oooers I was at the beach the other day was a delicious 40 degrees and perfectly sunny. was awesome!
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    Jan 03, 2011 8:43 AM GMT
    You sound so sweett and intelligent! I'd love to hook up with you. Plus, there's something very "patrick dempsey' about you... dreamy...
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    Jan 03, 2011 11:59 AM GMT
    t least you GET messages!! Be thankfullicon_wink.gif
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    Jan 03, 2011 12:03 PM GMT
    Ok, does, "i wanna fuck you" work on you better then?
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    Jan 03, 2011 1:57 PM GMT
    you know, with this post you may just be asking for a shitload of those messages... perhaps from now on guys will bombard you (this is not an encouragement to do so, never) with sweet nothing PMs .... at least that was my initial thought.

    But I won't do it because you sound so sweett and intelligent when you're complaining... Plus, there's something very "patrick dempsey' about you *dreamy* icon_lol.gificon_razz.gif
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    Jan 03, 2011 2:04 PM GMT
    Isn't it easier to just click DELETEand keep it moving? Being responsive gives all this more power than it should ever have.
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    Jan 03, 2011 2:05 PM GMT
    Just laugh it off..Why be in a huff about it.
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    Jan 03, 2011 2:08 PM GMT
    jprichva said
    RunintheCity saidIsn't it easier to just click DELETEand keep it moving? Being responsive gives all this more power than it should ever have.

    Hey, do YOU wanna fuck?


    Yeah, with this guy, Raphael Matos:
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    Jan 03, 2011 2:08 PM GMT
    ...why would u post my message on a forum u asshole...
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    Jan 03, 2011 2:58 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    I am also a proud misanthropic asshole. icon_biggrin.gif

    That's why I like you so much.
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    Jan 03, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidJust laugh it off..Why be in a huff about it.


    Because negativity is fun. You should try it.
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    Jan 03, 2011 3:00 PM GMT
    Dam lilTanker, you need to get laid bro. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 03, 2011 3:01 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidOh poor Lil Tanker. Just wait til you're over 40 then you'll be overjoyed to receive messages (any messages) like that. My message box remains stubbornly fixed at the (0) mail mark.


    Not really. He was young when RJ existed. So he'll go through the experience process that many older guys now have not had. For example someone finding Grindr at 18 will enjoy attention for 20 years. By the time they're 45 they won't care to use it. But someone finding Grindr at 45 will be frustrating by the conspicious catering to attractive younger guys.
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    Jan 03, 2011 3:10 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidDam lilTanker, you need to get laid bro. icon_razz.gif

    I get aid plenty sweety icon_razz.gif