FOUR ALARM GAYDAR ALERT: Hot guy at the gym who showered with the door open, and we had a smoking stare-down!

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    Jan 04, 2011 7:20 PM GMT
    THE FOLLOWING STORY IS 100% TRUE...
    Just now had a good workout over noon hour and enjoyed a nice hot shower. Drying off, had the stall door slightly ajar to let out the steam and moisture so it's easier to dry off. Usually have it wide open for the air flow, but saw there was someone over at the lockers and didn't want to offend, so left it just cracked a few inches. I finished and came out and once I got my glasses on... noticed you had gone into the same shower stall AND HAD LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN!

    You were standing there, all soaped up and taking your time in the shower. I nearly shot my load right then. But you came out with the towel around your shoulder and just casually walked over to the locker and dried off. You were NOT shy at all, just in the moment. Dude, my gaydar was firing on all six cylinders. If the steam room had been unlocked I would have taken you in there and had my way with you.

    Sorry but I couldn't help staring at you, gorgeous body and nice uncut dick. We took our time and I could feel my cock start to get hard. Made a little small talk but then someone came in, and another guy; guys kept coming in to change the whole time you were there. I like a fol had gone ahead and gotten dressed at my normal speed, which meant I was done and ready to go while you were still sitting there on your towel.

    Didn't want to look TOO obvious so fussed with my hair at the mirror and walked out, decided to hang out in front and say something to you when you left. I am such a tool for not taking my time, I could tell you wanted to talk... and more.

    I posted this at craigslist on the outside chance that you'll see it.
    I'll be back at the gym same time tomorrow...

    So fellas, what would YOU have done? In retrospect I should have just wat on the bench and continued the small talk till the other guys left, and then gone for a connection.

    SO FUCKING HORNY RIGHT NOW...
  • rnch

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    Jan 04, 2011 7:27 PM GMT
    "this thread is useless without pics"
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    Jan 04, 2011 9:08 PM GMT
    rnch said"this thread is useless without pics"

    "For the safety of our patrons, cell phone usage is not allowed in the locker room."
    But you can go to http://www.facebook.com/nbudd for a close approximation!
  • LJay

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    Jan 04, 2011 9:19 PM GMT
    Stuff happens.

    Ain't it great?!
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    Jan 04, 2011 9:47 PM GMT


    Just sayin... icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 04, 2011 10:05 PM GMT
    vasian_steve saidJust sayin...

    Honest, this account is 100% true. It happened around 1:00 here in Orlando.
    DAMN, if I'd only had the presence of mind to go slower and let the other guys dress and leave. This dude was definitely putting on a show there in the shower and wanted something.
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    Jan 04, 2011 10:07 PM GMT
    NakedBudd saidTHE FOLLOWING STORY IS 100% TRUE...


    I love the disclaimer haha
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    Jan 04, 2011 10:34 PM GMT
    Y'all knew I was coming to this one icon_smile.gif

    NakedBudd saidUsually have it wide open for the air flow, but saw there was someone over at the lockers and didn't want to offend, so left it just cracked a few inches.


    Good beginning of this story. icon_lol.gif

    NakedBudd saidSorry but I couldn't help staring at you, gorgeous body and nice uncut dick. We took our time and I could feel my cock start to get hard. Made a little small talk but then someone came in, and another guy; guys kept coming in to change the whole time you were there. I like a fool had gone ahead and gotten dressed at my normal speed, which meant I was done and ready to go while you were still sitting there on your towel.

    Didn't want to look TOO obvious so fussed with my hair at the mirror and walked out, decided to hang out in front and say something to you when you left. I am such a tool for not taking my time, I could tell you wanted to talk... and more.


    This? A little creepy, but I have to say it could've ended much worse in numerous ways with people around. I would post a blob of you cruise you lose in here, but it sounds like the guy wanted to get cruised, so if I were to post it, it would be aimed at him because that sounds like what he was up to.
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    Jan 04, 2011 10:52 PM GMT
    ...sounds like cheap porn fiction to me...
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    Jan 04, 2011 10:54 PM GMT
    ozmuscle2 said...sounds like cheap porn fiction to me...


    Oh wait - that's right, it should go on ED icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 04, 2011 11:00 PM GMT
    rnch said"this thread is useless"


    Edited.
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    Jan 04, 2011 11:14 PM GMT
    HOT!!!! icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 04, 2011 11:59 PM GMT
    ozmuscle2 said...sounds like cheap porn fiction to me...

    You're just jealous... icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 05, 2011 12:17 AM GMT
    NakedBudd said
    ozmuscle2 said...sounds like cheap porn fiction to me...

    You're just jealous... icon_cool.gif


    Hey, cheap porn is the BEST! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 05, 2011 12:20 AM GMT
    Nope -not jealous - just use the gym to work out - there is a time and place for everything
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    Jan 05, 2011 4:35 AM GMT

    Really, Budd? He couldn't just be a friendly guy who happens to be comfortable in his own skin? Your profile says that you do some nudist activities so you're comfortable with it, right?

    Maybe he was military or ex-military, cause they sure don't have shower doors. If I walked into a change room that had shower doors, I'd think, "WTF, did I hit the Ladies by mistake?" It's bad enough getting tangled up in those slimy shower curtains--I just plain don't pull 'em.

    Here it is, guys, plain and simple: Real men do not do the "towel dance." I said this before in another post: You're men, you're naked, you just did a strenuous workout; you got something in common. http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1061105

    You do need to say something to the naked guy who's sharing your bench--just some random conversation. The really creepy thing to do is to sneak up on him silently. We had the "sneak" in our gym for a while. One day, he squeezed himself silently onto a machine about a foot from the end of the bench where I was doing recumbent flys. When I sat up suddenly, my face almost ended up in his crotch!

    Anyway, most of what you described sounds like stuff I'd do, and it wouldn't mean that I want to date you. I have made some aquaintances this way, though--guys who always share a little conversation when we see each other in the gym and who make the experience that much more pleasant for each other. Why not think of him as a new aquaintance? That's not to say that it can't develop into something else if you both want it to.

    Don't mean to be raggin' on you, Budd. I wasn't there, so I don't have a feel for the "vibe." Just thought I'd try to bring a little perspective. . . just sayin'. . .
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    Jan 05, 2011 5:05 AM GMT
    Let me say I do NOT go to the gym to cruise hot guys, I go to work out; 3x week and run 3x week. But this guy was asking for it, big time.

    He must have seen me through the slightly ajar shower stall door, because when I noticed later he was in the same shower with the door wide open he was staring at me to beat the band. So I stared right back. We were both eye-fucking each other so damn hard.

    Then he came out with the towel on his shoulders, not even a pretence of hiding. Natural as anything, very comfortable with himself. We were standing about six feet away from each other, and I could feel a stirring in my loins.... and my dick starting to grow, and get rock hard. Turns out he is Irish and over "on holiday" with some friends who were going shopping for two hours, so he found a gym on his "sat nav" (GPS) and came in for a workout. FUCK, he almost got a real workout.

    Damn, wish I had been thinking and would have slowed down on getting dressed. I'd be either married or pregnant right now.
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    Jan 05, 2011 5:43 AM GMT
    I want pancakes.
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    Jan 05, 2011 6:15 AM GMT
    rnch said"this thread is useless without pics"


    lmao
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    Jan 05, 2011 6:22 AM GMT
    Wait, is this Craigslist now?