Candlelight. Soft music. A great bottle of wine. HE thought of everything....and made you dinner that is COMPLETELY INEDIBLE. Now what?

  • silverfox

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    Jan 12, 2011 12:03 AM GMT
    I mean......horrible. Like....if you take another bite you might vomit.

    What do you do? How do you "reward" good intentions without embarrassing your mate?
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    Jan 12, 2011 12:08 AM GMT
    Why can't you embarrass him? Tell him the dinner tastes like shit, but then say it doesn't matter because he tried and then do something shockingly sexy like take off all your clothes and lie naked on the couch. If he still looks bummed about the shitty food, just get aggressive and shout, "SHUT UP AND FUCK ME." If he's under 25, then you will have to convey your thoughts in the form of this YouTube video since those young homos understand computers more than people:


  • calibro

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    Jan 12, 2011 1:14 AM GMT
    politically inform him you're anorexic
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    Jan 12, 2011 1:21 AM GMT
    calibro saidpolitically inform him you're anorexic


    how is the topic of anorexia political?icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 12, 2011 1:23 AM GMT
    JAKEBENSON saidWhy can't you embarrass him? Tell him the dinner tastes like shit, but then say it doesn't matter because he tried and then do something shockingly sexy like take off all your clothes and lie naked on the couch. If he still looks bummed about the shitty food, just get aggressive and shout, "SHUT UP AND FUCK ME." If he's under 25, then you will have to convey your thoughts in the form of this YouTube video since those young homos understand computers more than people:






    Leave out the part about dinner tasting like shit and proceed from there.....
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jan 12, 2011 1:24 AM GMT
    Tell him its "breeding time".... LOL

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    Jan 12, 2011 1:25 AM GMT
    Total honesty...just say, "I love you for a lot of things but culinary expertise is not one of them."
  • calibro

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    Jan 12, 2011 1:27 AM GMT
    JAKEBENSON said
    calibro saidpolitically inform him you're anorexic


    how is the topic of anorexia political?icon_lol.gif


    i think in such a situation, you need to make the statement seem as outlandish as possible. saying you're anorexic isn't outlandish enough.
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    Jan 12, 2011 1:30 AM GMT
    Pizza delivery...
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    Jan 12, 2011 1:30 AM GMT
    The two greatest words in the English language: Chinese delivery!
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    Jan 12, 2011 1:38 AM GMT
    I'm with Jake, tell the truth. And hope that said bad food didn't give you a stomach ache that prevents "dessert."
  • OptimusMatt

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    Jan 12, 2011 1:41 AM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidTell him its "breeding time".... LOL

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    BAHAHA
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    Jan 12, 2011 1:44 AM GMT
    calibro said
    JAKEBENSON said
    calibro saidpolitically inform him you're anorexic


    how is the topic of anorexia political?icon_lol.gif


    i think in such a situation, you need to make the statement seem as outlandish as possible. saying you're anorexic isn't outlandish enough.


    *facepalm* You used the word "politically" instead of "politely"
  • barriehomeboy

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    Jan 12, 2011 1:44 AM GMT
    Offer to help when he cooks again and help him learn to cook. If he won't accept that, dump him. It's obviously and insurmountable issue for you.
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    Jan 12, 2011 1:51 AM GMT
    you could say "who wants to eat with an atmosphere like this? I can think of a better use of our time".
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    Jan 12, 2011 1:54 AM GMT
    calibro saidpolitically inform him you're anorexic


    Conversely, inform him that if you suddenly throw up upon eating his food it is not because it is severely unpalatable, but because you suffer from such an advanced case of bulimia that you cannot control your vomiting anymore.

    Problem solved yay me!
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    Jan 12, 2011 2:12 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    calibro saidpolitically inform him you're anorexic


    Conversely, inform him that if you suddenly throw up upon eating his food it is not because it is severely unpalatable, but because you suffer from such an advanced case of bulimia that you cannot control your vomiting anymore.

    Problem solved yay me!


    HAHA HAHA, You have to tell him the truth but be really nice about and let him know how much you appreciate the effort.

    REMEMBER! If you lie to him about the food he will make it again lol
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    Jan 12, 2011 2:16 AM GMT
    djabbic saidTotal honesty...just say, "I love you for a lot of things but culinary expertise is not one of them."


    Agree with this. Also that "Shut and Fuck me" video posted by JakeBenson is that a gay guy trying to act straight or a lesbian?
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    Jan 12, 2011 2:24 AM GMT
    silverfox1 saidI mean......horrible. Like....if you take another bite you might vomit.

    What do you do? How do you "reward" good intentions without embarrassing your mate?


    Make the best of it. Politely say that you think you're coming down with an upset stomach and suggest that you help him prepare dinner the next time around. There's no need to be shockingly rude. At least he went the extra mile in preparing not only the dinner but the ambiance, the presentation.

    Some jerks can't even bake a fuckin potato. So say thanks and remember that a guy like this has romance in his heart and that mister...is a keeper! icon_wink.gif
  • trl_

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    Jan 12, 2011 2:25 AM GMT
    i eat the entire thing and ask for seconds.

    after all, if we're in love that's what that means right?
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    Jan 12, 2011 2:28 AM GMT
    umm... don't eat it..
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    Jan 12, 2011 2:31 AM GMT
    fizzle saidi eat the entire thing and ask for seconds.

    after all, if we're in love that's what that means right?



    Wait until you are many years and hundreds of meals into a relationship and see if you are still feigning enjoyment and politely asking for seconds.
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    Jan 12, 2011 2:38 AM GMT
    fizzle saidi eat the entire thing and ask for seconds.

    after all, if we're in love that's what that means right?
    If I were the cook, that would piss me off worse than being brutally honest.
    A few years ago, my mom made a horrendous Christmas dinner for the family. Everyone else said sweet nothings like "oh it's ok...we can eat it." I was like "uh, this shit sucks. I'm going to Denny's" and drove 55 miles to the nearest Denny's for dinner (lived in the sticks)...then went out to the club after that and got home at 6am.

    What a Christmas to remember. icon_biggrin.gif
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    silverfox1 saidI mean......horrible. Like....if you take another bite you might vomit.

    What do you do? How do you "reward" good intentions without embarrassing your mate?


    Make the best of it. Politely say that you think you're coming down with an upset stomach and suggest that you help him prepare dinner the next time around. There's no need to be shockingly rude. At least he went the extra mile in preparing not only the dinner but the ambiance, the presentation.

    Some jerks can't even bake a fuckin potato. So say thanks and remember that a guy like this has romance in his heart and that mister...is a keeper! icon_wink.gif



    THIS! anyone who goes to the extend of making a nice romantic evening no matter what may go wrong in the process is a keeper! I am big on romance but I am a sucker for anyone who have their heart in the right places, even if I were to get a heartburn in the process!


    Leandro ♥