Jan 12, 2011 6:49 AM GMT
....do you suddenly pause because you realize that there's many replications of the item you want and choosing any single one either impulsively or consciously through meticulous examination of the quality of the package and expiration date that you will ALTER THE COURSE OF YOUR FUTURE?!?!? Do you wonder if the package in the front or perhaps the underdog in the back is the one that will have this magical chemical in it that will spontaneously ignite a random idea that makes you decide to go to a club at a certain time and bump into your SOULMATE? Do you wonder which one might make you suddenly ill or which one might lead you to buy the winning lottery ticket? Or perhaps the one that makes you ill will also make you win the lottery ticket ?!? And after standing for so long making people around you wonder why your behavior of taking and replacing random number packages of top roman is so erratic and possibly psychotic that you suddenly come to the conclusion that you shouldn't attribute so much of your arbitrary actions to positive and negative events? So you pick a random one and move on. But then the next time you reach out for an item you start pondering the EXACT SAME THING because you're still thinking there's a chance you can predict the future through ostensibly random behavior even though you're an idiot and you can't?