What Made You Laugh While Fucking A Guy?

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    Jan 13, 2011 7:22 PM GMT
    So - the purpose of this thread is to exchange stories about what made you laugh during sex.

    One particular memory I will tell you about involves a guy I was topping doggy style. We were at his place, his bed head was almost like a shelf, and he kept little candles on there, as well as a large jar that we would drink water from every so often.

    So the jar is uncapped, and full of water. Im fucking him up the arse really hard and the bed is rocking back and forth, knocking against the wall. I see the candles flickering and glued in place, but the jar edges closer and closer towards us with each thrust. I thought it unwise to continue fucking so hard as the jar would probably fall off and club him across the head, but the poppers kept me going and I was just too high to let the words come out of my mouth. This is what happened:

    Luke: "OH yeah"
    Luke: "OH yeah"
    Luke: "OH yeah"
    Me: "...Luke..."
    Luke: "OH yeah"
    Me: "...the..."
    Luke: "OH yeah"
    Luke: "OH yeah"
    *jar falls off, hits his pillow and spills everything under him*
    Luke: "OH no"

    So yeeeaaaahh... I mean so no, haha - but you get me

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    Jan 13, 2011 8:09 PM GMT
    I had this guy giving me head on the bed and he failed to realize that he was too close to the edge and he fell off... all I saw were his legs sticking up in the air as he was stuck between the dresser and the bed.., I couldn't stop laughing for the life of me and it took a while to get him out that predicament... He was so embarrassed. It was the first time we had messed around too...
  • rnch

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    Jan 13, 2011 8:45 PM GMT
    my bf is about 93% top, 7% bttm.

    when he does bttm for me, it takes a LOT of rimming, fingering and a shiote (no pun intended) load of lube.

    after i finally slid in doggy style and he had adjusted to having me there, we were both goin' at at, hot & heavy, him slamming back on me and me thrusting into him.

    every now and then i would pull all the way out and then slide all the way in, balls to balls (a "porn video moment!" ). he seemed to be enjoying it as much as i did!

    on about the fourth time doing this maneuver, as i pulled all the way out, he broke wind..loudly. and eveytime thereafter when i pulled all the way out.

    after the sixth time of this happening we both collapsed onto the bed, next to each other, dissolved into jelly by our giggling and guffawing.
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    Jan 13, 2011 11:35 PM GMT
    When one guy (in his 30's/slightly bigger than me) started play-acting/talking to me as if he was a scared little boy, i'm talking infant child here, and I was some kind of bigger boy type aggressor forcing myself on himicon_eek.gif, in the middle of me doing the deed...

    him (affected baby voice) : ''no!!! noooooo, please don't hurt me!! I'll be a good boy, i promise to stop following you and the other older boys to the den...OHHHHHHhh.... plleasseeeeeeee!!!!''

    me: icon_eek.gif (thinking- where the fuck did this come from....lol)



    It was defo a humurous surprise to me mid thrust..... I almost stopped, but he obvioously enjoyed it beyond reason, so I carried on and tried to ever so gently push his face in the pillow to muffle the hilarious dialogue of his regressed childhood sexual memories/ self-arousing nostalgia

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  • swall1963

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    Jan 14, 2011 12:09 AM GMT
    It was in college. A guy I was seeing and I were making out like crazy on his bed. We had his stereo on (yes, this was back in the early 80s). We got down to business with me topping him missionary style. We were going at it pretty intensely and all of sudden the record began skipping. I just looked at him and we both started laughing like crazy.
  • Beeftastic

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    Jan 14, 2011 7:15 AM GMT
    A long time ago I was fucking my boy friend on a platform bed. We were going at it hard and fast. I picked him up while we were fucking and threw him down on the edge of the bed The whole bed flipped up in the air launching him and me about 6 feet from the edge of the bed into the bedroom door which flew open depositing my boyfriend and I naked on the kitchen floor. My female roommate was making dinner. Everybody had a huge laugh about this. Still one of the funniest things I had ever done.
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    Jan 19, 2011 5:42 AM GMT
    Sorry, I'm taking this post back. I think that was TMI.