Fastest way to get a flat stomach?

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    Jan 13, 2011 10:40 PM GMT
    I want to know the fastest way to get a flat stomach, not including lypo...
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    Jan 13, 2011 10:42 PM GMT
    Parasite.
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    Jan 13, 2011 10:42 PM GMT
    total dedication:
    80% diet
    20% exercise
    = success
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    Jan 13, 2011 10:58 PM GMT
    makavelli saidParasite.


    or lie on your back.


    But pretty much BuddyinNYC has it right. Doing it the right way won't happen overnight.
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    Jan 14, 2011 12:30 AM GMT
    Stomach flu
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:08 AM GMT
    Aussieteen saidI want to know the fastest way to get a flat stomach, not including lypo...


    Mono, followed by tonsolotis.
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:18 AM GMT
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    drink this like it's going out of style ;)
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:22 AM GMT
    I was just going to make me some spiced hot apple cider.
    Then I remembered that I want not just a flat stomach, but a 6-pack.

    Mmmm. 6-pack. I think I'll have a Dr. Pepper.

    Oh, wait. No chance of a parasite in that.
    Back to the cider for me.
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:25 AM GMT
    get a chronic gastrointestinal disease like me. i highly recommend crohn's or ulcerative colitis. then you just shit everything right out.

    but seriously, it's just diet, exercise, and time.
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:26 AM GMT
    A level and a hacksaw.

    Or just sleep for a reeaaaally long time. You'll wake up skinnier and with bad breathe!
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:29 AM GMT
    aerovaulter saidA level and a hacksaw.

    Or just sleep for a reeaaaally long time. You'll wake up skinnier and with bad breathe!


    Coma is easier! icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:31 AM GMT
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    It'll only take a few minutes, tops.
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:32 AM GMT
    "I'm on this diet that I eat nothing until right before I pass out I have a single cheese cube. I'm just a stomach flu away from my idea weight!" icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:33 AM GMT
    Get your appendix taken out. If you already have had that done go for the gall bladder!

    Seriously though watch what you eat and Ab Ripper x
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:33 AM GMT
    collegekid2004 said"I'm on this diet that I eat nothing until right before I pass out I have a single cheese cube. I'm just a stomach flu away from my idea weight!" icon_lol.gif


    LUV
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:33 AM GMT
    collegekid2004 said"I'm on this diet that I eat nothing until right before I pass out I have a single cheese cube. I'm just a stomach flu away from my idea weight!" icon_lol.gif


    A size 4 is the new 6, ya know
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:38 AM GMT
    collegekid2004 said"I'm on this diet that I eat nothing until right before I pass out I have a single cheese cube. I'm just a stomach flu away from my idea weight!" icon_lol.gif



    haha such a great line.
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:41 AM GMT
    just don't eat! it works!

    lol but seriously, cut down on carbs!

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    Jan 14, 2011 3:42 AM GMT
    Become an alcoholic, an anorexic, or a bulimic.
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:47 AM GMT
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, fastest!
    Buddy, if you find it... Let me know!
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:50 AM GMT
    mnboy saidBecome an alcoholic, an anorexic, or a bulimic.


    That one
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:51 AM GMT
    mnboy saidBecome an alcoholic, an anorexic, or a bulimic.


    Choose anorexia, all the benefits of bulumia but you get to keep your teeth! icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 14, 2011 3:57 AM GMT
    collegekid2004 said
    mnboy saidBecome an alcoholic, an anorexic, or a bulimic.


    Choose anorexia, all the benefits of bulumia but you get to keep your teeth! icon_eek.gif


    I agree, and bulimic people have a tendency to binge eat.


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    Jan 14, 2011 4:00 AM GMT
    Meth is the fastest plus u have boogles of energy to just fuck off u don't sleep and can't eat u got the clearest house on tha street Meth o o o meth. But really I had friends who did meth to fit in a prom dress
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    Jan 14, 2011 4:26 AM GMT
    mnboy saidBecome an alcoholic, an anorexic, or a bulimic.


    Those would just lead to beer belly, malnutrition belly, or a swollen throw up belly.

    None of those are flat