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  • olden

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    Mar 27, 2008 12:19 AM GMT
    I would like some advise from you young JR's (18-25) to explain something that happened to me at the gym.

    A couple of days ago I was working out. 24Hour Fitness during off-peak - so conservative and empty. I was using one of the benches and no others were taken. There were about six of us in the weight room. THis is to just let you know that I was not hogging a bench.

    Now, enter this young guy (about 25) wearing very short shorts and a see through top, although there was a lot of area the top didn't even try to cover.

    I was working on seated, one-arm dumbbell curls, so I was concentrating the weights and my form. When I finished one of the set, I looked up and here was this kid looking right into my eyes in the mirror. He gives me a little grin and then strikes a body builders pose - I call it the Swartzenegger - body in an S with bicepts, quads and calf flexed. He holds this for about 2 seconds then straightened up and gave me a big smile. He then turned around and walked out of the weight room.

    Have I just been mooned, body-builder style?? I have no false illusions, as I gave up being cruised by anyone I would be remotely interested in 20 years ago.
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    Mar 27, 2008 12:22 AM GMT
    No. He was saying, "You go, guy!" Keeping in shape at our age is something to be proud of.
  • EricLA

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    Mar 27, 2008 12:53 AM GMT
    OK, I'm not 25, but you were most definitely cruised. Little miss thang was workin' it.
  • dfrourke

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    Mar 27, 2008 1:21 AM GMT

    you were cruised...some guys want Daddy's...read: Michael Toliver Lives by Armistead Maupin...the relationship in that book is all about what just happened to you...

    - David
  • GeorgeNJ

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    Mar 27, 2008 1:37 AM GMT
    are you sure he wasn't an undercover cop, setting you up?
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    Mar 27, 2008 1:43 AM GMT

    Well, Alice...two words: cock tease.
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    Mar 27, 2008 2:16 AM GMT
    In order to respond appropriately, I need the following information:

    1) Exact street address of said gym.

    2) Exact day and time this incident happened.

    3) An even more detailed description of this "person of interest."

    I'll look into it, and, uh... get back to you.

    K
  • swimbikerun

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    Mar 27, 2008 3:42 AM GMT
    He sounds like a little peacock showing off his feathers!
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    Mar 27, 2008 4:05 AM GMT
    Firstly his outfit sounds positively camp! Mesh shirt and hot pants...what is this Falcon Video?

    Ultimately, if it made you smile and in the end made your experience funner than usual, than who cares what it was supposed to be. It was what it was and you experienced it fully!!

  • olden

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    Mar 27, 2008 4:14 AM GMT
    Devildog, you are right. It was like Scene 1 in a really low budget porno film. I will take it with a laugh, which I did then and marvel at the unimaginable diversity in our gay world.
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    Mar 27, 2008 4:38 AM GMT
    Hey Olden!

    You're quite handsome, actually. I'm not surprised if he was attracted to you. But, instinct tells me he was cruising for a daddy.

    How's the workouts going? A 50# drop is great!
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    Mar 27, 2008 9:10 AM GMT
    Show-off.

    Plain and simple.
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    Mar 27, 2008 9:11 AM GMT
    People tend to like to show off to people they feel they could easily get.
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    Mar 27, 2008 9:16 AM GMT
    If that happened to me, I think my brain would go Blue-Screen-Of-Death, and I would go into "WTF?" mode

    Admit it, as flattering as it may have been, it was still a WTF moment icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 27, 2008 9:18 AM GMT
    This comes to mind :

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    Mar 27, 2008 1:42 PM GMT
    Ikaros--that was awsome! lol
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    Mar 27, 2008 1:51 PM GMT
    He was tooling...

    The little guy wanted some action.

    Just take it as a compliment, that someone feels strongly (or desperately) enough to make a public fool of themselves...

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    Mar 27, 2008 2:01 PM GMT
    I've seen that pron
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    Mar 27, 2008 3:09 PM GMT
    Olden, he was SHAKIN his ass for you!! WooHoo!!
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    Mar 27, 2008 3:29 PM GMT
    That boombox sketch is amazing and the sequal is even better!

    oh my god...

    anyway, back to the topic.
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    Mar 27, 2008 3:39 PM GMT
    Ikaros saidThis comes to mind :




    the naked guy is FUCKING HAWT!!! i want him..
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    Mar 27, 2008 3:50 PM GMT
    I would like to think this guy wanted a daddy but his actions played like he was, as Guilty Gear wrote, prick teasing and sort of showing you what he's got. If he'd wanted a daddy I think he'd have had the good sense to just go to the other end of the weight room where you could follow up on the activity.
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    Mar 27, 2008 3:52 PM GMT

    "this seems to happen more and more, I love those men one and all. Each new one I meet makes my heart beat fast, when I see em so strong and tall!!"

    LOL, in this video Olden is the one wearing the black blouse with the gilded epaulets.icon_razz.gif Tehe, Olden, i'm sure that guy musta thought you were cute or special or something to put on a show like that. icon_wink.gif Hunky muscle jocks don't do that for everyone.

  • olden

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    Mar 27, 2008 4:11 PM GMT
    Loved the videos, but GG, I haven't song soprano since I was 11. But I might reconsider it if I could be surrounded by so many muscle toys.

    If "my friend" is looking for a Daddy, I hope he finds one with enough money to take him to an optometrist for a good pair of glasses.

    It was like a cross between Candid Camera and Twilight Zone. I think it is the mose surrealistic thing that has happened to me since I served in Nam, and that was about as surreal as I ever want to experience.
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    Mar 27, 2008 6:34 PM GMT
    I know, boombox guy is f-ing hot
    But it's a very WTF moment nonetheless, lol

    DOES MY POST INTIMIDATE YOU?