Best pick-up lines

  • NickoftheNort...

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    Mar 27, 2008 5:24 PM GMT
    It's been long enough since the last pick-up lines thread and this little piece of Z-movie heaven prompts me to start a new one.

    First, the inspirational YouTube clip:

    Shark Attack 3: Megalodon


    Now, what are the best pick-up lines you've heard or used?
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    Mar 27, 2008 5:33 PM GMT
    used on me:

    did it hurt?

    did what hurt?

    did it hurt?

    NO! it didn't...

    i'm so glad.

    what?

    well, that you didn't break any bones when you hit the ground after of falling out of heaven.

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    (i lie - i only pretended to roll my eyes... it actually made me smile once he'd gone away)
  • NickoftheNort...

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    Mar 27, 2008 7:30 PM GMT
    The best one (unsuccessful, yet it still turned me on with its crudeness and the imaginary possibilities of a non-pictured fellow that claims to be muscular) I've received was via Adam4Adam:

    "sup papo. wanna get fucked? when you last get pounded?"

    Beautiful and direct.
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    Mar 27, 2008 7:37 PM GMT
    On here:

    [quote]"Hi my prince!!! I looked your structure on this site and it has very much liked me."[/quote]

    *swoon*

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    Mar 27, 2008 9:12 PM GMT
    Wanna fuck?
  • vindog

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    Mar 28, 2008 5:14 PM GMT
    Sup
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    Mar 28, 2008 5:19 PM GMT
    NickoftheNorth saidIt's been long enough since the last pick-up lines thread and this little piece of Z-movie heaven prompts me to start a new one.

    First, the inspirational YouTube clip:

    Shark Attack 3: Megalodon


    Now, what are the best pick-up lines you've heard or used?


    That was hysterical. Even more so because it was John Borrowman delivering the line.



    I think The Cho had the all time best line: STICK IT IN!!!!



  • NickoftheNort...

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    Mar 28, 2008 10:39 PM GMT
    *reading up on John Borrowman*

    Oh jeez...and he was declared "too straight" to play Will on Will & Grace? Hmph, now I have a reason to boycott that show.

    Granted, boycotting a series currently in syndication is weak, but it's something damn it!
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    Mar 28, 2008 10:44 PM GMT
    Pickup line? The only time in my life I got picked up was when I left an adult-beverage-establishment-for-homosexuals at 2 am once in New York. A big-ass bodybuilder followed me down the block to the corner (I was walking home) and when I waited for the light to change he said, "Are you in a big hurry to get somewhere?"

    Of course, I took him home and we...er...let us draw the veil.
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    Mar 29, 2008 12:49 AM GMT
    i dont know if those are pickup lines..but they are what i get through messages:

    "ur hot man..we should play"

    "wanna fuck"

    "ur so hot, where u from"

    "hot"
    and the list goes on

    but the nicest thing anyone ever told me was by my tax teacher..i was in his office talking about some tax problems, and he told me:

    "you have beautiful English"

    i blushed like a white monkey sitting on top of a stove
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    Mar 29, 2008 12:54 AM GMT
    i dont get picked up either, lol
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    Mar 29, 2008 12:56 AM GMT
    What are pick up lines?

    I never hear them so I'm cluesless.
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    Mar 29, 2008 3:42 AM GMT
    I hate "Woof". Put Lassie on your speed dial
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    Mar 29, 2008 4:06 AM GMT
    vbsuperman saidyour name is luckydog... what do u expect? lol

    A bone? LOL. Good reply and I wanted to see the first man to make that commenticon_wink.gif. Nice job, VB!
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    Mar 29, 2008 6:27 AM GMT
    What's your name? (Bubba) I want to be Mrs. Bubby lol
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    Mar 30, 2008 2:26 PM GMT
    Very recent by a random guy, pissed obviously...
    "I have seen you dance, now I wanna see you fornicate."icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 30, 2008 3:34 PM GMT
    Best one I use is, "Hey Baby, What's Your Sign?" Always get's 'em.


    Just kidding!!! Come on! What do you take me for?!! hahahaha
  • Timbales

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    Mar 30, 2008 3:36 PM GMT
    If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?
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    Mar 30, 2008 3:37 PM GMT
    I don't really get pick up lines, they just grab my ass and smile.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Mar 30, 2008 3:44 PM GMT
    How about...

    "I Can't Wait Until Tomorrow"

    "Why?"

    "Cuz you get better looking every day".


    Which was sweet, but does that mean I was uglier yesterday? :-)

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    Mar 30, 2008 4:08 PM GMT
    OMG! You can't tell me that these pick up lines really work on people.

    The best pick up line that worked on me was just a week ago. I was dancing (by myself) at the Cuff on Capital Hill in Seattle, and this hot guy came up behind me and started rubbing on me (had his shirt off), and it progressed to hands all over me, ear nipping, tongue in mouth, and feeling up my package. Damn, how could I argue with that??? Nonverbal, direct and to the point

    He grabbed my hand, took me back to his hotel room, we showered, and before anything earth-shattering could happen, he fell asleep.

    I hope I see him again. That was the best pick up line.

    The second best was when a guy (great body) just walked up to me and sat on my lap.

    My boyfriend says that stuff won't happen very often, because guys are intimidated by me and don't think I'm approachable. I don't see why, but he's been out longer than me, so I guess he knows.

    Honestly, I love being touched by guys I don't know. I love being groped in a crowd without knowing who did it. And I love it when guys are just really direct with me. It's SOOOOOOOOO arousing.

    My boyfriend is a great draw, too. He's short and stocky, and sometimes dresses in drag. The guys seem to get really turned on by him, and that's an in for me. He's such a smart ass and really clever and funny.
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    Mar 30, 2008 5:31 PM GMT
    This is one that made me shoot water out of my nose when a random girl said it to me on a train.

    "My love for you is like diarrhea...(awkward pause)...I can't hold it in."

    Best one EVER!!!!!!
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    Mar 30, 2008 5:31 PM GMT
    gigman17b saidThis is one that made me shoot water out of my nose when a random girl said it to me on a train.

    My love for you is like diarrhea...(awkward pause)...I cant hold it in.

    Best one EVER!!!!!!



    LMFAO!!!!!!
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    Mar 30, 2008 5:38 PM GMT
    gigman17b saidThis is one that made me shoot water out of my nose when a random girl said it to me on a train.

    My love for you is like diarrhea...(awkward pause)...I cant hold it in.

    Best one EVER!!!!!!



    hahahahaha!!
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    Mar 30, 2008 6:08 PM GMT
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