OMG! You can't tell me that these pick up lines really work on people.
The best pick up line that worked on me was just a week ago. I was dancing (by myself) at the Cuff on Capital Hill in Seattle, and this hot guy came up behind me and started rubbing on me (had his shirt off), and it progressed to hands all over me, ear nipping, tongue in mouth, and feeling up my package. Damn, how could I argue with that??? Nonverbal, direct and to the point
He grabbed my hand, took me back to his hotel room, we showered, and before anything earth-shattering could happen, he fell asleep.
I hope I see him again. That was the best pick up line.
The second best was when a guy (great body) just walked up to me and sat on my lap.
My boyfriend says that stuff won't happen very often, because guys are intimidated by me and don't think I'm approachable. I don't see why, but he's been out longer than me, so I guess he knows.
Honestly, I love being touched by guys I don't know. I love being groped in a crowd without knowing who did it. And I love it when guys are just really direct with me. It's SOOOOOOOOO arousing.
My boyfriend is a great draw, too. He's short and stocky, and sometimes dresses in drag. The guys seem to get really turned on by him, and that's an in for me. He's such a smart ass and really clever and funny.