Okay..Soooo my Postman just told me he has SEVEN children!

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    Jan 20, 2011 4:14 AM GMT
    ... ... . . . which is the reason he has been running more and more into twilight time in delivering my mail. My response to his rationale: Ohhhh that's quite thee achievement, when you have to be up soo early in the morning. It's a mercy you're on foot, and not on a bicycle! Lmao~ :icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    Any other intriguing Postal stories?.... .
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    Jan 20, 2011 4:35 AM GMT
    If it fits it will Not necessary ship...just say'n.
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    Jan 20, 2011 8:35 AM GMT
    My postman told me he had 5 kids. No wonder he looked twice his age. I told him I was so sorry to hear about it. icon_cry.gif
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    Jan 20, 2011 1:56 PM GMT
    Salutay21 said

    Any other intriguing Postal stories?.... .


    Mine saw me butt ball naked last week.

    Same ole story; postman delivering pkg rings bell while receiver's in the shower. Receiver wraps towel around himself and runs for the door. Postman hands pkg to receiver. Towel drops to floor when receiver reaches out with both hands for pkg. Postman turns a lighter shade of white. Receiver left wondering why he's always accidentally exposing himself to strangers.....
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    Jan 20, 2011 2:31 PM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Salutay21 said

    Any other intriguing Postal stories?.... .


    Mine saw me butt ball naked last week.

    Same ole story; postman delivering pkg rings bell while receiver's in the shower. Receiver wraps towel around himself and runs for the door. Postman hands pkg to receiver. Towel drops to floor when receiver reaches out with both hands for pkg. Postman turns a lighter shade of white. Receiver left wondering why he's always accidentally exposing himself to strangers.....


    With a body like yours I would call that a definite perk to the job.
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    Jan 20, 2011 2:32 PM GMT
    So ceo's with piles of cash have 1 child, at most. A postman has 7...i dont get it these days.
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    Jan 20, 2011 2:46 PM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Salutay21 said

    Any other intriguing Postal stories?.... .


    Mine saw me butt ball naked last week.

    Same ole story; postman delivering pkg rings bell while receiver's in the shower. Receiver wraps towel around himself and runs for the door. Postman hands pkg to receiver. Towel drops to floor when receiver reaches out with both hands for pkg. Postman turns a lighter shade of white. Receiver left wondering why he's always accidentally exposing himself to strangers.....


    LOL...I had a similar story, though I was in university, wearing my tighty whitey's in the morning...and after a night of hard drinking, I had someone knock on my apartment door at like 9AM. I just went to the door, threw it open, completely oblivious to the fact that all I was wearing was my underwear.

    As it turned out, it wasn't the postman...it was a Jehovah's Witness...he looked shocked, simply handed me a copy of the Watch Tower, and left.

    Apparently hell isn't all fire and lava...it's an empty void or an abyss. Who knew! LOL
  • TrentGrad

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    Jan 20, 2011 2:48 PM GMT
    pat3rob saidSo ceo's with piles of cash have 1 child, at most. A postman has 7...i dont get it these days.


    Maybe his wife had septuplets (sp?)...who knows.
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    Jan 20, 2011 2:56 PM GMT
    My mom has 8, her father 10, and his parents had 24 children
  • rnch

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    Jan 20, 2011 4:13 PM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Salutay21 said

    Any other intriguing Postal stories?.... .


    Mine saw me butt ball naked last week.

    Same ole story; postman delivering pkg rings bell while receiver's in the shower. Receiver wraps towel around himself and runs for the door. Postman hands pkg to receiver. Towel drops to floor when receiver reaches out with both hands for pkg. Postman turns a lighter shade of white. Receiver left wondering why he's always accidentally exposing himself to strangers.....


    you tramp !

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    Jan 20, 2011 4:13 PM GMT
    Pato_Rico saidMy mom has 8, her father 10, and his parents had 24 children


    OMG icon_eek.gif How could they afford that many?
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    Jan 20, 2011 4:31 PM GMT
    Salutay21 said... ... . . . which is the reason he has been running more and more into twilight time in delivering my mail. My response to his rationale: Ohhhh that's quite thee achievement, when you have to be up soo early in the morning. It's a mercy you're on foot, and not on a bicycle! Lmao~ :icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    Any other intriguing Postal stories?.... .

    That's intriguing??? That's not even interesting. Who gives a rat's fuck how many kids your postman has?
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    Jan 20, 2011 4:52 PM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Salutay21 said

    Any other intriguing Postal stories?.... .


    Mine saw me butt ball naked last week.

    Same ole story; postman delivering pkg rings bell while receiver's in the shower. Receiver wraps towel around himself and runs for the door. Postman hands pkg to receiver. Towel drops to floor when receiver reaches out with both hands for pkg. Postman turns a lighter shade of white. Receiver left wondering why he's always accidentally exposing himself to strangers.....


    Why indeed; but it sounds like quite a perk for the postie.
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    Jan 20, 2011 5:01 PM GMT
    He must be Catholic. You know how those people preach against sex, then have like a ton of kids.
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    Jan 20, 2011 9:02 PM GMT
    kscott6671 said
    Pato_Rico saidMy mom has 8, her father 10, and his parents had 24 children


    OMG icon_eek.gif How could they afford that many?



    Maybe they're LDS?icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jan 20, 2011 9:04 PM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Salutay21 said

    Any other intriguing Postal stories?.... .


    Mine saw me butt ball naked last week.

    Same ole story; postman delivering pkg rings bell while receiver's in the shower. Receiver wraps towel around himself and runs for the door. Postman hands pkg to receiver. Towel drops to floor when receiver reaches out with both hands for pkg. Postman turns a lighter shade of white. Receiver left wondering why he's always accidentally exposing himself to strangers.....



    Hello. My name is Rob. I'm your new postman!!icon_twisted.gif
  • gymrat1

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    Jan 20, 2011 9:11 PM GMT
    and he always rings twiice ;)