Steve Jobs could be succeeded by a gay guy

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    Jan 21, 2011 12:48 AM GMT
    So, this is kinda all about rumors and analysis, buts I like the website (which was gizmodo, but it links to gawker) its on, they are smart people. Even though its speculating that the guy is gay. You can't deny that the idea of a gay guy in charge of one of the three best/biggest/richest tech companies (and one of the best design firms) in the world is awesome.

    Here's the article:
    http://gawker.com/5736917/meet-apples-new-boss-the-most-powerful-gay-man-in-silicon-valley
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    Jan 21, 2011 6:22 AM GMT
    Now it's REALLY official.. If you own Apple gear, you're gay. icon_lol.gif
    Maybe they'll bring back the old logo too?

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    Jan 21, 2011 3:19 PM GMT
    Apple will become super gay and super not working as well. Between me and my friend we already have at least five apps and MAC apps that NO ONE will answer our questions to on apple.com. Meh, fuck apple. Fuck it with something hard and sandpapery.
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    Jan 21, 2011 3:49 PM GMT
    Very interesting profile--I knew nothing about the guy until now.
    Thanks for sharing.
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    Jan 21, 2011 5:31 PM GMT
    Sweet!!! Apple RULES!
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    Jan 23, 2011 8:36 AM GMT
    Apple is the second biggest company next to Exxon, so it would be nice if there's a gay guy at the helm (even if he is closeted).
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    Jan 23, 2011 8:38 AM GMT
    The countdown till apple/him sues gizmodo again..... lol
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    Jan 23, 2011 8:40 AM GMT
    That'd be cool, but they're basically speculating.

    I really hope Jobs' successor is equally (if not more) of a genius like him.
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    Jan 23, 2011 9:52 AM GMT
    paperclips_and_staples saidApple is the second biggest company next to Exxon, so it would be nice if there's a gay guy at the helm (even if he is closeted).


    Really?!? I didn't know this. Well in that case Apple is WAY better than Exxon. At least Apple's supposed purpose is to promote ever evolving technology while Exxon does the opposite.
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    Jan 23, 2011 11:45 AM GMT
    RowBuddy saidIf Apple was really gay it would go like this..

    1. Your Apple could never make a decision to save its life
    2. It would be "interfacing" with all the other computers in town and looking for more "input".
    3. It would have a ton of viruses.
    4. No amount of Trojans will ever be enough
    5. It will sleep all day and party all night
    6. The Webcam will be the only piece of hardware that really gets any use
    7. You will need to factor in "Gay time" when using iCal because it will be late for everything.
    8. It will insist on Alcohol cleaning pads just so it can get drunk
    9. iTunes would only be able to play Techno, Lady Gaga, Glee, Cher and Judy Garland music
    10. The iTunes Store would only sell gay porno movies, the Logo Network shows and shows with gay characters.
    11. All Macbooks would be Airs. Because the Airs will make the non-Airs feel fat and go on a diet till they are even THINNER.
    12. The vibrator on the iPHone will have two settings "silent mode" and "dildo"
    13. Grindr would be the only App available for the iPhone and iPad.




    I have laugh so much with this.