As of today, Jake Benson has gone 53 days without sex

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    Jan 21, 2011 7:40 PM GMT
    Tell us how you're handling it.
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    Jan 21, 2011 7:43 PM GMT
    Well, if he IS handling it, then he broke his dry spell! icon_twisted.gif


    it does explain why he has been so cranky lately.....
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    Jan 21, 2011 11:01 PM GMT
    I went 46 hours without sex once. icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 21, 2011 11:13 PM GMT
    Well Jake !!! no wonder you've given me a rough time lately !!! LOL !!!
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    Jan 22, 2011 2:40 AM GMT
    46 days? pfft. I do that in my sleep. icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 22, 2011 2:43 AM GMT
    Wow.

    He's practically a virgin now.

    If only I were gay..... *shrug*
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    Jan 22, 2011 2:45 AM GMT
    Sweet Jesus have Mercy on us sexually deprived hedonists.... icon_eek.gif
  • lalalayouhoho

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    Jan 22, 2011 2:47 AM GMT
    uh, why do we care?
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    Jan 22, 2011 2:49 AM GMT
    HANG IN THERE JAKE!
    I'm going to some leather bar in Silverlake tonite. I'll try to hook up with some hottie and bang his ass HARD for you buddy!
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  • Mikeylikesit

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    Jan 22, 2011 2:53 AM GMT
    And How do YOU know this??....lol
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    Jan 22, 2011 2:53 AM GMT
    Heh. Now why would JB find any difficulty in finding a hottie to smash his prostate for a few hours?

    He seems like a cutie.
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    Jan 22, 2011 2:56 AM GMT
    Mikeylikesit saidAnd How do YOU know this??....lol
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    Exactly, is there some public site that is tracking this event? hmmmm...
  • barriehomeboy

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    Jan 22, 2011 3:00 AM GMT
    who is jake and why do I care?
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    Jan 22, 2011 3:10 AM GMT
    lalalayouhoho saiduh, why do we care?


    Agreed. +1. He's a real........

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    Jan 22, 2011 3:10 AM GMT
    That's always nice to know....when was the last time u had any? :i
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    Jan 22, 2011 3:19 AM GMT
    ThisJourney saidTell us how you're handling it.


    this is really kind of pathetic. But get oin with your bad self sex addict.
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    Jan 22, 2011 3:19 AM GMT
    *drama detector: DING*
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    Jan 22, 2011 3:21 AM GMT
    Jake's never screwed with me so until then hes alright.
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    Jan 22, 2011 3:21 AM GMT
    ThisJourney saidTell us how you're handling it.


    LMFAO. I think you may already be a winner. icon_biggrin.gif
  • FRE0

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    Jan 22, 2011 3:21 AM GMT
    I've had my virginity restored.
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    Jan 22, 2011 3:22 AM GMT
    lalalayouhoho saiduh, why do we care?


    You should care because you're a noob and you live in a douche bad hippy city with a community college well known for not giving letter grades. See? I know too much about you already. icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 22, 2011 3:24 AM GMT
    Jake?

    DITCH
    THE
    BITCH
    AND
    MAKE
    THE
    SWITCH.
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    Jan 22, 2011 3:27 AM GMT
    turtleneckjock said
    lalalayouhoho saiduh, why do we care?


    Agreed. +1. He's a real........

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    Well if you have the right to call me a loser, then I suppose I have the right to call you a ostentatious privileged old white gay who belongs in a group of other privileged white gay guys on RJ that troll threads playing haughty nanny with younger RJ members. I don't appreciate navigating around a bunch of old wet soggy underwear you're spewing out at my face, lecturing me not to be rude while you are rude at me unprovoked in different threads at the same time. You may be old but you have the mentality of drunken teenage Italian trash at an after hours rave.

    Loser indeed. We'll see who is left in another 40 years.icon_eek.gif Of course that'd be really funny if you actually hit 96 and then find out I died of a heart attack 10 years ago. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 22, 2011 3:28 AM GMT
    sxydrkhair saidWell, I have gone three whole years without sex. He can't beat that.


    And you're really sexy too, albeit wanting to destroy Israel. But ah I don't really care anymore.
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    Jan 22, 2011 3:28 AM GMT
    my goal is to get jake to put out.