As It Turns Out.....

  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 23, 2011 1:52 AM GMT
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    A friend of mine has just told me he's dating his girlfriend and her twin.

    I asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

    He said, "Her brother has a moustache" gayfight.gif



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    As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the nearest available source, your body fat.

    Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat, the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories.

    The obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream.We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a beer and ice cream diet! icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 23, 2011 4:34 AM GMT
    My IQ just dropped 10 points.
  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 23, 2011 5:01 AM GMT
    Allathlete saidMy IQ just dropped 10 points.



    LOL.....Thanks...( I think) icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 23, 2011 5:06 AM GMT

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    What, excuse me, you were sayin?....
  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 23, 2011 5:07 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    Drink.jpg:

    What, excuse me, you were sayin?....


    Wow...the beer he is holding must have caught your eye...icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 23, 2011 5:17 AM GMT
    Some people have foreplay, I have to fry bacon!...icon_rolleyes.gificon_eek.gificon_rolleyes.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Jan 23, 2011 5:29 AM GMT
    Salutay21 saidSome people have foreplay, I have to fry bacon!...icon_rolleyes.gificon_eek.gificon_rolleyes.gif



    Interesting.... 105.gif
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    Jan 23, 2011 5:34 AM GMT
    that picture is too small, i can't make out ... [pause] ... what beer he's drinking. =)
  • tajsreve

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    Jan 23, 2011 5:50 AM GMT
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  • tajsreve

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    Jan 23, 2011 5:58 AM GMT
    malefeet said

    A friend of mine has just told me he's dating his girlfriend and her twin.

    I asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

    He said, "Her brother has a moustache" >


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  • tajsreve

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    Jan 23, 2011 6:01 AM GMT
    malefeet said
    GigoloAssassin said
    Drink.jpg:

    What, excuse me, you were sayin?....


    Wow...the beer he is holding must have caught your eye...icon_wink.gif


    I think this would have been alot hotter with white pockets. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 23, 2011 6:41 AM GMT
    tajsreve said
    malefeet said
    GigoloAssassin said
    Drink.jpg:

    What, excuse me, you were sayin?....


    Wow...the beer he is holding must have caught your eye...icon_wink.gif


    I think this would have been alot hotter with white pockets. icon_razz.gif


    His shorts are horrendous!
    I would rip those off him, lol! icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 23, 2011 8:02 AM GMT
    malefeet saidAs we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the nearest available source, your body fat.

    Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat, the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories.

    The obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream.We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a beer and ice cream diet! icon_twisted.gif
    This is why I only drink mixed drinks on the rocks.
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    Jan 23, 2011 8:03 AM GMT
    Allathlete saidMy IQ just dropped 10 points.
    So now you're in the negatives? Welcome to my world! icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 23, 2011 11:10 AM GMT
    Ive been telling people that drinking is the way to go.
    No one ever listens.
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    Jan 23, 2011 11:49 AM GMT
    I always feel I loose some weight the day after drinking. I feel lighter icon_razz.gif