Masturbating while DRIVING!?

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    Jan 23, 2011 9:53 AM GMT
    So, for the first time today, I've seen this phenomenon happen not once, but TWICE! I was on my way to Central Presbyterian Church two times that day for an afternoon dress rehearsal and later that evening, a performance of various pieces by Petr Eben, and each time I was walking on my way there, I saw a guy in a BMW, at a red traffic light, playing with his junk! Then again, another dude in his Honda Civic, just hand down the pants and fapping it like no tomorrow! icon_eek.gif

    So, like...WTF!?!?
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    Jan 23, 2011 10:13 AM GMT
    The physical arousal from the idea of masturbating in public and the potential to get caught makes them more horny. Imagine having bareback sex with Channing Tatum. That's how much they like the public masturbation.

    Happened to me while ago I was jogging with a friend. This dude stopped next to me with his hardon out SMILING at me and I was super offended. My friend I was jogging with just laughed. I should have just laughed too. I mean it's someone else's penis in public, not mine. So how does it affect me? Now if it was TOUCHING me or a bunch of other things then I'd be offended.
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    Jan 23, 2011 11:29 AM GMT
    God you guys sound like whiny little girls... Let me tell you a little story... long after I came out of the closet I went into a relationship with a lovely miss petite. She was the most amazing little creature I have ever been with. The daughter of a minister and as naughty as shit.
    We use to drive through the center of cities playing with each other in the slow progress of traffic and other times speeding along a highway. This is still one of my favorite pastimes as I drive. It is an amazing feeling to speed along a quiet country road jerking your meet and cum onto your stomach at high speed. icon_twisted.gif
    This has nothing to do with exhibitionism though. Not for me anyway, I enjoy the feeling but always take extra caution not to be seen.
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    Jan 23, 2011 11:47 AM GMT
    Epnico saidGod you guys sound like whiny little girls... Let me tell you a little story... long after I came out of the closet I went into a relationship with a lovely miss petite. She was the most amazing little creature I have ever been with. The daughter of a minister and as naughty as shit.
    We use to drive through the center of cities playing with each other in the slow progress of traffic and other times speeding along a highway. This is still one of my favorite pastimes as I drive. It is an amazing feeling to speed along a quiet country road jerking your meet and cum onto your stomach at high speed. icon_twisted.gif
    This has nothing to do with exhibitionism though. Not for me anyway, I enjoy the feeling but always take extra caution not to be seen.


    Whiny little girls? Uhhh...NO WAY, JOSE.

    I was just telling a story of a sight that I didn't see everyday. I didn't realize that this whole phenomenon wasn't so...rare. I'm just wondering. Is masturbating at the wheel more widespread and common than I realize? How many people actually do this?
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    Jan 23, 2011 12:07 PM GMT
    Epnico saidGod you guys sound like whiny little girls...


    Yeah but you fingered girls....gross. And the topic is about exhibitionism, not reminiscing about when you were uterus stabbing in the desert.
  • GQjock

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    Jan 23, 2011 12:36 PM GMT
    ....................... And the say texting while driving is dangerous??? icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 23, 2011 9:53 PM GMT
    I admit to having done this ONCE many, many years ago, in my early 20's. I was driving a truck from England back to Germany and somewhere in Belgium I did that to keep myself from getting tired. Their highways can be a bit monotonous. It actually worked better than any red bull...
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    Jan 23, 2011 10:06 PM GMT
    Nothing beats joining the mile-high club, in the cockpit. icon_biggrin.gif
  • Ben_Jam

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    Jan 24, 2011 7:31 AM GMT
    road head is better hahaha
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    Jan 24, 2011 11:11 AM GMT
    Definite turn on to jack and drive.

    Had one time exhibition - trucker watched me. Was hot
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    Jan 24, 2011 11:26 AM GMT
    Yep, on long drives on the Interstate when the traffic's light, day or night. Set the speed control, bring the seat back a little, and unzip. And make sure to have a tissue or paper napkin on my shirt.

    My only concern is semi's and taller pickups, cause I'm not an exhibitionist. Truckers will tell you stories of some of the crazy things they see from way up there, from blowjobs (which I've gotten) to attempts at actual fucking. Apparently driving naked is also not as rare as you might imagine, whether the driver or passengers.

    I've never beaten off on my motorcycles, but I have had a passenger behind me reach around to do the job. But that's a bit risky, due to momentary blackout at orgasm. I can manage the car OK, but a bike requires more concentration as well as balance, and it's real easy to drift off the road with just the slightest bit of inattention.
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    Jun 13, 2011 7:56 PM GMT
    Only car sex / JO I've done was when the car is parked and out of view, lol...

    ...with one exception, similar to what Andreas did.

    I had to drive from Arizona to Colorado, about a good 10-12 hour haul even at flat out-avoid-the-cops speeds, and on that trip I jerked a couple of times to keep myself from falling asleep at the wheel.

    Not so much into the voyeuristic part of it though, aside from one time where I boned this hot Puerto Rican guy with him riding my cock reverse cowboy style in my passenger seat in his parent's (relax: he was 22 to my 27 at the time) driveway. That was a hot and sticky way to end a night after hitting divey north Jersey clubs. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 14, 2011 1:34 AM GMT
    this thread is naaaaasty
  • Hothouse

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    Jun 14, 2011 2:15 PM GMT
    Nasty?
    ah, cum on now.

    Yeah, I've done it - cause it feels good - but I don't get off on being seen.

    Safer than getting road head, which I've done too - give and get.
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    Jun 14, 2011 5:05 PM GMT
    I'm already a bad driver and have been distracted and crashed countless times to even consider this. I'll park first. But if someone jacks me off whilst I'm driving that's another story.
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    Jun 14, 2011 7:18 PM GMT
    jim_e saidI'm already a bad driver and have been distracted and crashed countless times to even consider this. I'll park first. But if someone jacks me off whilst I'm driving that's another story.


    LOL! Used to do this to pass the time driving between college and my family's house. I never crashed, but whenever I was about to cum I'd have to slow down to where I was driving about 25mph on the freeway...
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    Jun 15, 2011 2:27 AM GMT
    I don't get giving a driver a blowjob while he drives. Didn't everyone have to read "The World According to Garp" in either high school or college. Okay so that story was fiction but here is a real life episode that seems to be a case of life imitating art:

    http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725

    A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

    Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

    The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

    The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
  • nrxcbabyboi

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    Jun 18, 2011 8:10 PM GMT
    I did that before!!! And I had a stickshift and I almost wrecked it. Never again.
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    Jun 18, 2011 8:12 PM GMT
    I did it yesterday after reading this! it was great!
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    Jun 18, 2011 8:30 PM GMT
    No longer at my age, I guess the hormones depleted, but when I was younger sure.

    Especially long, boring drives, by myself, usually going from an Army post to my parents' home on leave, and then returning, often well over 1000 miles.

    A big concern in daytime was big rigs, so I'd have to watch the rear-view mirror. There were fewer semis and jacked-up pickup trucks 30 years ago than today.

    I've also gotten blow jobs while driving, in the 1970s. Same precautions about being observed applied.

    The real challenge for me is getting a hand-job on a motorcycle from the guy sitting behind me. If you're on a rural 2-lane road it's not a problem, because other drivers can't see your crotch as they approach, nor of course can traffic behind you.

    The real issue is when you orgasm, because you may lose control of the bike. Which requires balance and more attention than a car. If you're the kind of guy who momentarily blacks out as he cums, you may both end up dead.

    I've had some guys hit my shoulder and yell at me: "BOB!!! You're going off the road!!!" And there's not a lot he can do about it, sitting behind me.
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    Jun 18, 2011 9:41 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidNo longer at my age, I guess the hormones depleted, but when I was younger sure.
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    The real challenge for me is getting a hand-job on a motorcycle from the guy sitting behind me. If you're on a rural 2-lane road it's not a problem, because other drivers can't see your crotch as they approach, nor of course can traffic behind you.

    The real issue is when you orgasm, because you may lose control of the bike. Which requires balance and more attention than a car. If you're the kind of guy who momentarily blacks out as he cums, you may both end up dead.

    I've had some guys hit my shoulder and yell at me: "BOB!!! You're going off the road!!!" And there's not a lot he can do about it, sitting behind me.


    I've had some grab-assing from passengers on my bike, but never this. lol. icon_smile.gif

    And frankly, getting a handjob on a bike scares the piss outta me. Oh, and before I forget, and before the Vast Evil Right Wing RJ Conspiracy gets you booted, I hereby award you this:

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    Jul 22, 2011 3:18 AM GMT
    JakeBenson saidThe physical arousal from the idea of masturbating in public and the potential to get caught makes them more horny. Imagine having bareback sex with Channing Tatum. That's how much they like the public masturbation.


    ^^^ THIS!!
    Reminds me of the time a buddy and I drove 4 hrs.in his Jeep convertible, from Chicago to Sandusky, Ohio to go to "Cedar Point Amusement Park". On our way we had stripped down naked and drove that way for several hours all the while stroking each other off while we drove. We did have the top off, but from everyone else's point of view, they figured we were just driving shirtless! Until one truck driver came up on us in the middle of a jerk session and must've liked what he saw cuz he honked his horn a couple times as he pulled up alongside my bud's 4 wheel drive Jeep. ;-D That's one drive I won't soon forget!! icon_cool.gif & icon_cool.gif
  • dabcrt

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    Jul 24, 2011 2:24 AM GMT
    Driving naked is a sport here. And ya when driving naked things come up. So ya do what ya gotta do...........