WTF is wrong with you?

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    Jan 24, 2011 12:31 AM GMT

    So I’ve been talking to this guy for 2 weeks. He’s really cool and we have similar interests. We both fenced in High School and have saltwater aquariums etc. We've never had any sort of sexual or romantic conversation at all. Just friends. I was talking to him this morning and the conversation was going well but he disappeared for a couple of minutes. This is the exchange that took place once he returned.

    Me
    "U there? All good?"

    Him
    "Haha I was in the toilet… its better than good."

    Me
    "Good to know."

    Him
    "Yea I haven’t crapped in like a week, so I was so bloated and backed up. While I was in there trying to get it out I just thought of as your BBC in my ass and it made pushing it out feel sweet. I know one is coming in and the other is going out but it stretches the same (winking smiley face.)"

    ……………….dude…….. wtf
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    Jan 24, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    He's hoping you share his scat fetish.
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    Jan 24, 2011 12:42 AM GMT
    also, is BBC some sort of reference to my penis? Isn't that the acronym for the British Broadcasting Corporation? icon_surprised.gif
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    Jan 24, 2011 1:13 AM GMT
    dekiruman saidalso, is BBC some sort of reference to my penis? Isn't that the acronym for the British Broadcasting Corporation? icon_surprised.gif

    Big Beefy Cock
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    Jan 24, 2011 1:18 AM GMT
    That's horrible and disgusting....dial tone!
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    Jan 24, 2011 1:19 AM GMT
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    Jan 24, 2011 1:20 AM GMT
    dekiruman said
    So I’ve been talking to this guy for 2 weeks. He’s really cool and we have similar interests. We both fenced in High School and have saltwater aquariums etc. We've never had any sort of sexual or romantic conversation at all. Just friends. I was talking to him this morning and the conversation was going well but he disappeared for a couple of minutes. This is the exchange that took place once he returned.

    Me
    "U there? All good?"

    Him
    "Haha I was in the toilet… its better than good."

    Me
    "Good to know."

    Him
    "Yea I haven’t crapped in like a week, so I was so bloated and backed up. While I was in there trying to get it out I just thought of as your BBC in my ass and it made pushing it out feel sweet. I know one is coming in and the other is going out but it stretches the same (winking smiley face.)"

    ……………….dude…….. wtf

    I could have gone my whole life without read this conversation. It has no social redeeming value whatsoever. Use a little discretion, dude. WTF is wrong with you?... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 24, 2011 1:25 AM GMT
    Perhaps he isn't as fond of your conversations as you are, so he decided to say something off the wall in order to scare you off. Not that I speak from experience.
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    Jan 24, 2011 2:20 AM GMT
    *blink blink*
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    Jan 24, 2011 2:23 AM GMT
    Caslon17000 said
    dekiruman saidalso, is BBC some sort of reference to my penis? Isn't that the acronym for the British Broadcasting Corporation? icon_surprised.gif

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    I thought BBC was Big Black Cock? But then again the OP isn't black? Or iiiiiisssss heeeeee???? icon_confused.gif
  • TheIStrat

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    Jan 24, 2011 2:28 AM GMT
    That made me wet. For realz
  • needleninja

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    Jan 24, 2011 2:29 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidHe's hoping you share his scat fetish.


    roflmao, so true. XD
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jan 24, 2011 2:29 AM GMT
    Well since you have "saltwater aquariums" in common, maybe he wanted to see if your approach with crapping was similar......

    I know I'm being a smart ass, just in the mood tonight.

    Seriously, not sure why he would even share that with you, I wouldn't care to hear it, unless he was commenting on some health related condition (and not sure I'd want to hear those specifics).

    I'd probably overlook it for now, but if he shares such things in the future, with equal vulgarity, I'd tell him you prefer not to hear it. Some people feel the need to share everything. I had (notice I said "had") a friend who used to tell me her whole health related issues.. about her rectum, her "female issues", etc. Finally I just told her I didn't want to hear it.

    For me, romantic interest would be affected by these sorts of disclosures.. LOL
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    Jan 24, 2011 2:35 AM GMT
    That's pretty dirty. You should keep some moist towlettes on hand just in case.
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    Jan 24, 2011 3:33 AM GMT
    hahhaa too funny!
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    Jan 24, 2011 3:37 AM GMT
    Dealbreakerrrrrrr

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    Jan 24, 2011 3:38 AM GMT
    30001_408959406864_559146864_4325061_159

    Now, I'll go troll somewhere else. icon_lol.gif
  • barriehomeboy

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    Jan 24, 2011 3:41 AM GMT
    The internet isn't really the best place to find live, or even sex, although that's easier and results in medications for the infections. Is 6 minutes of fun worth the dick swab?
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    Jan 24, 2011 3:42 AM GMT
    I m having dinner while reading this. icon_sad.gif
    Aside from that, it is hilarious.
  • barriehomeboy

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    Jan 24, 2011 3:44 AM GMT
    I always get distracted when I come here. This is the most spectacular piece of music to ever come out of Canada before he created Hospital Music.
  • samasaurusrex

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    Jan 24, 2011 3:44 AM GMT
    O.M.F.G. this has to be the funniest thing Ive EVER read. Thank you for posting.
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    Jan 24, 2011 3:49 AM GMT
    Damn !!!! I think I would have said, WTF !!!! did you think I'd be turned on or something that story ?? Don't bother calling me back either !!! and that would be the end of him !!!
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    Jan 24, 2011 4:23 AM GMT
    Probably the most awkward come-on I've heard in awhile. Comparing your cock to his bowel movement...quite the deal sealer.
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    Jan 24, 2011 4:34 AM GMT
    Some threads are better not shared.
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    Jan 24, 2011 4:36 AM GMT
    I think it's time to put this crazy bitch on the NEXT BUS!!!