Jan 24, 2011 12:31 AM GMT
So I’ve been talking to this guy for 2 weeks. He’s really cool and we have similar interests. We both fenced in High School and have saltwater aquariums etc. We've never had any sort of sexual or romantic conversation at all. Just friends. I was talking to him this morning and the conversation was going well but he disappeared for a couple of minutes. This is the exchange that took place once he returned.
"U there? All good?"
"Haha I was in the toilet… its better than good."
"Good to know."
"Yea I haven’t crapped in like a week, so I was so bloated and backed up. While I was in there trying to get it out I just thought of as your BBC in my ass and it made pushing it out feel sweet. I know one is coming in and the other is going out but it stretches the same (winking smiley face.)"