Do erotic stories turn you on?

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    Jan 27, 2011 11:44 PM GMT
    Get you hot, tickle your fancy, light the torch that is your sexual- you get the picture...

    Like short stories? Not porn, I mean just pure text. Can your imagination handle it?! ..although the real thing is obviously better ;) Just curious.
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    Jan 28, 2011 12:08 AM GMT
    Yes! I used to jack off to them (still do frequently).

    That is because I get to make up how the guy looks, or imagine it is one of the guys that I recently saw at the gym.
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    Jan 28, 2011 12:11 AM GMT
    They do stuff for me, but I do not actively seek them out.
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    Jan 28, 2011 12:14 AM GMT
    Yeah ... if I write them icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 28, 2011 12:40 AM GMT
    No. The book keeps falling out of my lap when I'm fapping.
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    Jan 28, 2011 12:41 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidNo. The book keeps falling out of my lap when I'm fapping.


    OH SHIT! 10,000th post for paul!
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    Jan 28, 2011 12:43 AM GMT
    Maybe.
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    Jan 28, 2011 12:44 AM GMT
    KardioKing said
    paulflexes saidNo. The book keeps falling out of my lap when I'm fapping.


    OH SHIT! 10,000th post for paul!
    I'm glad you noticed, because I didn't. icon_lol.gif
    Do I get a cookie now?
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    Jan 28, 2011 12:59 AM GMT
    I've written several. icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 28, 2011 1:02 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    KardioKing said
    paulflexes saidNo. The book keeps falling out of my lap when I'm fapping.


    OH SHIT! 10,000th post for paul!
    I'm glad you noticed, because I didn't. icon_lol.gif
    Do I get a cookie now?


    No.

    You get 2!
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    Jan 28, 2011 1:05 AM GMT
    KardioKing said
    paulflexes said
    KardioKing said
    paulflexes saidNo. The book keeps falling out of my lap when I'm fapping.


    OH SHIT! 10,000th post for paul!
    I'm glad you noticed, because I didn't. icon_lol.gif
    Do I get a cookie now?


    No.

    You get 2!

    Jesus christ. He posts more than me on 2 websites now. >.>
    Fucking hell. lmao.
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    Jan 28, 2011 1:56 AM GMT
    You bet....My imagination is much more potent than any porn directors output i've seen to date.....

    Nifty.org was was where my early teenage hornyness would frequently take me....oh those were the days ehicon_smile.gif
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    Jan 28, 2011 2:00 AM GMT
    ShinyToyTrev said
    KardioKing said
    paulflexes said
    KardioKing said
    paulflexes saidNo. The book keeps falling out of my lap when I'm fapping.


    OH SHIT! 10,000th post for paul!
    I'm glad you noticed, because I didn't. icon_lol.gif
    Do I get a cookie now?


    No.

    You get 2!

    Jesus christ. He posts more than me on 2 websites now. >.>
    Fucking hell. lmao.
    Type faster. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 28, 2011 2:04 AM GMT
    LOVE erotica!...definitely turns me on!
    The MIND is "THE" sex organ! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 28, 2011 1:03 PM GMT
    Love reading and writing 'em.

    By the time I finish writing a story, my boner is leaking heavily and I proofread until I blow!!
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    Jan 28, 2011 1:23 PM GMT
    jprichva said
    bigeasydude said I proofread until I blow!!

    Now there's a sentence I'll bet you've never seen in print before.

    And let's hope you never see it again.