OH MY GOD MY FIRST NIGHT AT A GAY CLUB!!!

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    Jan 30, 2011 10:21 PM GMT
    WAS AMAZING!!!!!!! lol

    So this Friday I went to a club for the first time. We went to Krave, which I’m pretty sure all of you know of. The club itself isn’t that impressive, but I still had an AMAZING time with my two fav fag-hags, well actually my ONLY two fag-hags haha.

    I went with my best friend and her sister. And it was just so much fun haha.

    We all got hit on by the same douchey stripper. Ahaha. Like how are you going to stand there, grab your dick, wave it at me and then turn around a couple minutes later and do the same thing to my friend. Haha. And then he called my friend’s sister up to try and hit on her. Like WOW. Have you no shame? I mean just because you’re a dancer doesn’t mean we expect the most uncivilized behavior from you. It would have actually been impressive had he been a gentlemen.

    We also got our butts groped by an ultra friendly lesbian. LOL she would have been Mr. Right for me had she been a Mr. Haha. Love lesbians.

    Then there was this really hot blonde waiter, all the male staff didn‘t have shirts, they were showing off their gorgeous bods. I was trying to take a picture of him and he would turn around. So finally I get his attention and asked if I can take a picture and he explains to me why he was avoiding my camera, apparently he didn’t like “the fucking paparazzi shit.” Like OHH KAY, I’m sorry but I didn’t recognize you, who are you? Ahaha he was hot though tall, blonde, beautiful blue eyes. But he was straight and my friend was crushing on him all night long.

    Haha but anyways, it was so much fun. I had such an incredible time. I danced and guys were just looking haha. Mostly twinks, the hot masculine ones were at the bar and would look once in a while, but no one came up. Oh well, next time I’m on the prowl. Lol

    Oh and as for the music, well I was expecting to hear songs I had never heard of or didn't know the names of. It was just mainstream top 40. The transitions were good not going to lie, but the music could have been a tad bit better. Played like 3 Gaga songs, the highlights of the DJ's set lol JKJK!!! icon_smile.gif

    Can anyone share their first club experience? Yes I know there a millions of threads on this, but please, humor me. icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 30, 2011 10:34 PM GMT
    I wouldn't call the stripper's behavior uncivilized. They flirt with everyone. It's called working for tips.


    My first time at a gay club was too long ago to remember. It must have been fun, though, because I went back again, and again, and again.....
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    Jan 30, 2011 10:42 PM GMT
    The last time I went to a gay bar I watched an old drunk man puke on the bar, I got hit on by some freak that went from "I really, really like down-to-earth people like you who are easy to talk to" to "can I just put my hand in your pants on your penis?" Then I got yelled out by a very ugly, gooney bartender when I told him that two screwdrivers made me horribly sick the last time I was in. His response: "We use cheap vodka that will always make you sick, so order more expensive vodka and don't blame it on us."

    For your info, it was Omega in DC. Hope they shut that place down or get liquor license revoked.
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    Jan 30, 2011 10:48 PM GMT
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    Oh and as for the music, well I was expecting to hear songs I had never heard of or didn't know the names of. It was just mainstream top 40. The transitions were good not going to lie, but the music could have been a tad bit better. Played like 3 Gaga songs, the highlights of the DJ's set lol JKJK!!! icon_smile.gif

    Can anyone share their first club experience? Yes I know there a millions of threads on this, but please, humor me. icon_smile.gif


    Welcome to the gay clubs. I am not surprised you didn't hear "Fireworks", which I am really fucking tired of hearing every time that I hit the gay club.

    The music usually sucks, and the atmosphere is what you described.

    But every now and then, a truly amazing night will happen. You think you look okay, but for some reason, the guys are all over you. The drinks are right, the music is right.
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    Jan 30, 2011 10:56 PM GMT
    unfounded7 saidI wouldn't call the stripper's behavior uncivilized. They flirt with everyone. It's called working for tips.


    My first time at a gay club was too long ago to remember. It must have been fun, though, because I went back again, and again, and again.....

    hahaha omg how come i didn't realize that. haha DUH tips. i should have tipped him. but then again now that i remember he had like a sea of girls tugging at his red undies trying to put tips so i highly doubt he wanted a tip from me.

    hahaha yeah it was SOOO MUCH FUNN thats why i'm going back next friday lol which will be a good way of getting over the depression of my calc 2 test. haha
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    Jan 30, 2011 11:00 PM GMT
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    imherelookalive said
    Oh and as for the music, well I was expecting to hear songs I had never heard of or didn't know the names of. It was just mainstream top 40. The transitions were good not going to lie, but the music could have been a tad bit better. Played like 3 Gaga songs, the highlights of the DJ's set lol JKJK!!! icon_smile.gif

    Can anyone share their first club experience? Yes I know there a millions of threads on this, but please, humor me. icon_smile.gif


    Welcome to the gay clubs. I am not surprised you didn't hear "Fireworks", which I am really fucking tired of hearing every time that I hit the gay club.

    The music usually sucks, and the atmosphere is what you described.

    But every now and then, a truly amazing night will happen. You think you look okay, but for some reason, the guys are all over you. The drinks are right, the music is right.

    haha well to tell you the truth i didn't hear "Fireworks." i actually didn't hear any KP songs. i heard Gaga's "Just Dance" and "LoveGame" and Kesha's "Tik Tok."

    and i hope i have one of those nights you just described. haha *crosses his fingers and hopes its next friday lol
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    Jan 30, 2011 11:02 PM GMT
    cold saidI love how you berate a stripper for his lack of manners and then, in the same breath, whine about your failed attempts at photographing a stranger...

    NB: The stripper was probably more interested in your wallet.

    haha well i mean how are you going to work at a gay bar and not expect some little gay virgin to not take pictures of you? or how are you going to be half naked, showing off your amazing bod, and not expect someone to gawk at you? i know i came off a little hypocritical but i think he beat me at that. lol
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    Jan 30, 2011 11:16 PM GMT
    imherelookalive saidWAS AMAZING!!!!!!! lol

    So this Friday I went to a club for the first time.

    Can anyone share their first club experience? Yes I know there a millions of threads on this, but please, humor me. icon_smile.gif

    First, I'm glad for you, happy it was a good experience. Though I'm curious how you could go to a gay bar at 19 years of age in the US. Was this an alcohol-free underage bar, or one where they band your wrist as being underage, so you aren't served alcohol?

    My own first gay bar experiences were great, too. A gay "mentor" chaperoned me in Seattle, and he took me to a number of different bars over a couple of weeks.

    I gotta tell yah, I don't know whether it was those male pheromones in the air or what, but a place packed with men absolutely made my heart pound, and my head become light & dizzy. I'd never done anything like that before, and it was wonderful! And I've been going back to such places ever since. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 30, 2011 11:25 PM GMT
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    imherelookalive saidWAS AMAZING!!!!!!! lol

    So this Friday I went to a club for the first time.

    Can anyone share their first club experience? Yes I know there a millions of threads on this, but please, humor me. icon_smile.gif

    First, I'm glad for you, happy it was a good experience. Though I'm curious how you could go to a gay bar at 19 years of age in the US. Was this an alcohol-free underage bar, or one where they band your wrist as being underage, so you aren't served alcohol?

    My own first gay bar experiences were great, too. A gay "mentor" chaperoned me in Seattle, and he took me to a number of different bars over a couple of weeks.

    I gotta tell yah, I don't know whether it was those male pheromones in the air or what, but a place packed with men absolutely made my heart pound, and my head become light & dizzy. I'd never done anything like that before, and it was wonderful! And I've been going back to such places ever since. icon_biggrin.gif

    Yeah they tagged our hands with two large black X's and only allowed us on the dancefloor. And they had security at every passge into the deck where they were serving drinks and where the bars were at. Haha.

    There were so many hot guys. And they would look but never actually came up or anything. Ugh I am so mad cause if I was allowed into the drinking area I would have instroduced myself. Haha. And I know what you mean. So many men in one place just gets you all warm and fuzzy in the inside and its gets your adrenaline going. Ahh it was a night to remember. icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 30, 2011 11:27 PM GMT
    wrestlervic saidThe last time I went to a gay bar I watched an old drunk man puke on the bar, I got hit on by some freak that went from "I really, really like down-to-earth people like you who are easy to talk to" to "can I just put my hand in your pants on your penis?" Then I got yelled out by a very ugly, gooney bartender when I told him that two screwdrivers made me horribly sick the last time I was in. His response: "We use cheap vodka that will always make you sick, so order more expensive vodka and don't blame it on us."

    For your info, it was Omega in DC. Hope they shut that place down or get liquor license revoked.


    Omega - theres only one LOLOLOL!
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    Jan 31, 2011 1:38 AM GMT
    There are actually some gay dance clubs in NYC that have bartenders with shirts and lack go-go dancers (that I don't care for much). It's actually pleasant to see men and women just having a good time and dancing. However, I do wish I could hear more songs other than the requisite gay national anthems played by Gaga, Minogue, Madonna, Pink, and Perry.

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    Jan 31, 2011 1:38 AM GMT
    Oh yeah. I remember Krave from back when I visited Vegas in late 2009. Now you have to go check out the joints on the "fruit loop". Really, though, I hear the best club experiences in Vegas are at some of the clubs in the casinos when they have their gay/mixed nights.

    As for my first gay club experience, it was TRACKS in Tampa back in the 1990s. I was really nervous - not quite sure what to expect - even though I went with a group of about six friends. I must have liked it though, because I went back many times, both when it was TRACKS and later when the same space became PleasureDome.
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    Jan 31, 2011 1:43 AM GMT
    malefeet saidCabaret...1911 Hayes Street, Nashville, Tennessee, October 7th 1983....wonderful time...icon_twisted.gif


    Is it still there?
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    malefeet saidCabaret...1911 Hayes Street, Nashville, Tennessee, October 7th 1983....wonderful time...icon_twisted.gif


    Is it still there?


    No....like everything else.....it is gone now icon_cry.gif
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    Jan 31, 2011 1:49 AM GMT
    My first gay club was sort of by accident. On weekends it was a trance club with a straight/mix crowd. I went with two female friends on a weeknight (the next day was a holiday) and it was the gay night.
    I was so in the closed that I almost fell out the other end. I danced with my friends and I only looked down. I was afraid that if I caught some guy's eye then my big secret would be out.
    Every so often I'd sneak a peek at the hot guys dancing with their shirts off.

    The first time I was out at a gay club I ended up meeting my first boyfriend.
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    Jan 31, 2011 1:49 AM GMT
    marcobruno1978 said However, I do wish I could hear more songs other than the requisite gay national anthems played by Gaga, Minogue, Madonna, Pink, and Perry.

    Well, depends on your own tastes, naturally. In NYC, have you tried the Townhouse? Between 2nd and 3rd Avenue, on 58th as I recall, you can Google it. A bit older crowd, kinda upscale professional and there's a bit of a dress code. But if you'd like some classy piano lounge music, something a little less clubby, essentially a residential setting, you might check it out. I suggest you go with someone, or you might not get in by yourself.
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    Jan 31, 2011 1:59 AM GMT
    Ermine saidMy first gay club was sort of by accident. On weekends it was a trance club with a straight/mix crowd. I went with two female friends on a weeknight (the next day was a holiday) and it was the gay night.
    I was so in the closed that I almost fell out the other end. I danced with my friends and I only looked down. I was afraid that if I caught some guy's eye then my big secret would be out.
    Every so often I'd sneak a peek at the hot guys dancing with their shirts off.

    The first time I was out at a gay club I ended up meeting my first boyfriend.

    awww thats so cute. i hope that happens to me soon. lol
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    Jan 31, 2011 2:05 AM GMT
    malefeet saidCabaret...1911 Hayes Street, Nashville, Tennessee, October 7th 1983....wonderful time...icon_twisted.gif

    omg why was it wonderful!?!?!?! deets!!! please!?!?!!?
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    Jan 31, 2011 2:06 AM GMT
    My first experience was Splash in NYC a few years ago. My ex and I were on our way to break up during that evening, but OMG. Beautiful Puerto Rican muscle men, masculine and sexy with their facial hairs, beautiful bartenders with his beautiful muscles and bulges, and the guy with the ten inch dick.

    Since my ex and I were breaking up, a guy sat next to me and asked why I was upset. I realized he was drunk and ordered him several cups of water. He sobered up and we talked. Then he sat next to me and said he had a 9 or 10 inch dick. I laughed. Then, he said next to me and I told him to get hard. He could not. DUH!

    Well downstairs in the men's room, Splash has various types of stalls, some have clear stall walls, and the one we entered did, too. I cannot believe I'm telling you guys this but I pulled his pants down and began to suck him off. He was Arab and OMG....I would call his BIG DONKEY!!!! LOL.....Let's just say we had an audience immediately and I kept sucking him off. Then realized my ex was also watching, enjoying it and pissed off. LOL. Since then, I stopped doing voyeurism, but it was an experience. LOL

    PS This was July3/4, 2007 or 2008.

    Mike
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    Jan 31, 2011 2:09 AM GMT
    generally the first time experiancing it is amazing, i had fine while it lasted at this one club i used to go to all the time, but now its gotten dull so i have to find another one. :^
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    Jan 31, 2011 2:11 AM GMT
    Oh the first time at the gay bar. I was WASTED and went with a huge group of lesbians to a dance club here in Atlanta called Jungle. After being there for like 10 minutes there was this butch lesbian that looked just like Justin Beiber and my friend absolutely loves him so I pointed her out from across the room and my friend sprinted up to here and goes "HEY!" and the lesbian turned and said "Let me guess, Justin Beiber, right?!" with a pissed off look on her face. It was very funny.

    Then two of my friends got so wasted that they could barely stand up so they got kicked out, and one of them tried to sneak back in the bar and got escorted back out. It was pretty much a shit show.

    Only other significant thing that happened was that some guy and a fat girl came up to me and talked to me for a second then said "Do you like to party?" And I just kept being like "I mean, yeah, that is why I am drunk." They kept being like "NO, we mean party party" and I had no idea what they were talking about for about 10 minutes. I just go "OOOHHH like a sex party! HAHAHAHA no thanks." The two guys that wanted to party were actually very hot so it was a shame that they just wanted to go have a big drug-fueled orgy and not just take me on a date or something more tame icon_sad.gif
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    fivetenn saidMy first experience was Splash in NYC a few years ago. My ex and I were on our way to break up during that evening, but OMG. Beautiful Puerto Rican muscle men, masculine and sexy with their facial hairs, beautiful bartenders with his beautiful muscles and bulges, and the guy with the ten inch dick.

    Since my ex and I were breaking up, a guy sat next to me and asked why I was upset. I realized he was drunk and ordered him several cups of water. He sobered up and we talked. Then he sat next to me and said he had a 9 or 10 inch dick. I laughed. Then, he said next to me and I told him to get hard. He could not. DUH!

    Well downstairs in the men's room, Splash has various types of stalls, some have clear stall walls, and the one we entered did, too. I cannot believe I'm telling you guys this but I pulled his pants down and began to suck him off. He was Arab and OMG....I would call his BIG DONKEY!!!! LOL.....Let's just say we had an audience immediately and I kept sucking him off. Then realized my ex was also watching, enjoying it and pissed off. LOL. Since then, I stopped doing voyeurism, but it was an experience. LOL

    PS This was July3/4, 2007 or 2008.

    Mike

    damn girl talk about going all out. haha. i dont think i would have the balls to do something like that. lol where you completely sober?
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    Jan 31, 2011 2:13 AM GMT
    KSUOWL saidOh the first time at the gay bar. I was WASTED and went with a huge group of lesbians to a dance club here in Atlanta called Jungle. After being there for like 10 minutes there was this butch lesbian that looked just like Justin Beiber and my friend absolutely loves him so I pointed her out from across the room and my friend sprinted up to here and goes "HEY!" and the lesbian turned and said "Let me guess, Justin Beiber, right?!" with a pissed off look on her face. It was very funny.

    Then two of my friends got so wasted that they could barely stand up so they got kicked out, and one of them tried to sneak back in the bar and got escorted back out. It was pretty much a shit show.

    Only other significant thing that happened was that some guy and a fat girl came up to me and talked to me for a second then said "Do you like to party?" And I just kept being like "I mean, yeah, that is why I am drunk." They kept being like "NO, we mean party party" and I had no idea what they were talking about for about 10 minutes. I just go "OOOHHH like a sex party! HAHAHAHA no thanks." The two guys that wanted to party were actually very hot so it was a shame that they just wanted to go have a big drug-fueled orgy and not just take me on a date or something more tame icon_sad.gif

    jeez my experience sucks compared to your guys'. lol
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    Jan 31, 2011 2:14 AM GMT
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    fivetenn saidMy first experience was Splash in NYC a few years ago. My ex and I were on our way to break up during that evening, but OMG. Beautiful Puerto Rican muscle men, masculine and sexy with their facial hairs, beautiful bartenders with his beautiful muscles and bulges, and the guy with the ten inch dick.

    Since my ex and I were breaking up, a guy sat next to me and asked why I was upset. I realized he was drunk and ordered him several cups of water. He sobered up and we talked. Then he sat next to me and said he had a 9 or 10 inch dick. I laughed. Then, he said next to me and I told him to get hard. He could not. DUH!

    Well downstairs in the men's room, Splash has various types of stalls, some have clear stall walls, and the one we entered did, too. I cannot believe I'm telling you guys this but I pulled his pants down and began to suck him off. He was Arab and OMG....I would call his BIG DONKEY!!!! LOL.....Let's just say we had an audience immediately and I kept sucking him off. Then realized my ex was also watching, enjoying it and pissed off. LOL. Since then, I stopped doing voyeurism, but it was an experience. LOL

    PS This was July3/4, 2007 or 2008.

    Mike

    damn girl talk about going all out. haha. i dont think i would have the balls to do something like that. lol where you completely sober?


    I"m soooo embarrassed, but YES I WAS SOBER. LOL

    I'm the guy that does not mind coming up to people and asking those types of questions. I even asked straight men to let me suck their dicks before i was in a relationship. I probably have too many stories to tell and yes, I always play safe. OH the stories.....LOL