Snow is God's way of punishing you because you were gonna drive to do something GAY

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    Feb 01, 2011 1:15 AM GMT
    ...according to Pat Robertson

    http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/12/28/pat-robertson-snow-is-gods-way-of-punishing-americans-who-were-planning-to-drive-to-do-something-gay-2/

    Can someone verify one way or another if this is actually real? It's REALLY hard for me to tell whether Pat is serious or someone is making a "The Onion" type article.
  • creature

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    Feb 01, 2011 1:20 AM GMT
    That's from the Borowitz Report. He posts fake news. It's like the one he did for Michelle Bachmann's "Don't Add, Don't Spell."

    http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/01/26/michele-bachmann-proposes-dont-add-dont-spell/
  • TheIStrat

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    Feb 01, 2011 1:20 AM GMT
    You get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard!

    --Snowprah
  • BeingThePhoen...

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    Feb 01, 2011 1:27 AM GMT
    TheIStrat saidYou get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard!

    --Snowprah

    HA!!! Nice.
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:28 AM GMT
    From the OP link:

    In other blizzard-related news, the National Weather Service offered this update: “It’s as white as a Glenn Beck rally out there.”

    Judge for yourself whether the NWS would have said that. I take that to be the tip-off line that this was satire. BTW, this blizzard was a December one from a month ago, not the current one coming across the US midwest.
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:51 AM GMT
    JAKEBENSON said...according to Pat Robertson

    http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/12/28/pat-robertson-snow-is-gods-way-of-punishing-americans-who-were-planning-to-drive-to-do-something-gay-2/

    Can someone verify one way or another if this is actually real? It's REALLY hard for me to tell whether Pat is serious or someone is making a "The Onion" type article.


    The funny thing is, I can actually see him saying something like that. Remember when he said Orlando was going to be struck off the face of the earth by a meteorite because Disney was having Gay Days?icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:57 AM GMT
    so why isn't california the new antarctica ?

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    "As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, “I think God probably wonders, if these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?” "

    hahahahaha, brilliant.
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    Feb 01, 2011 2:05 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidBTW, this blizzard was a December one from a month ago, not the current one coming across the US midwest.


    This is true. However, Iowa still has gay marriage, and the governor of Illinois signed a bill today enacting civil unions as of June or July.

    Then again, if God really did send nasty storms to wipe out gays, then why does He keep setting tornadoes loose in Oklahoma?
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    Feb 01, 2011 2:07 AM GMT
    I'm starting to think he might be right. We have so much snow here it's crazy! It's also getting in the way of me going out and meeting guys so maybe crazy Pat is right! icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 01, 2011 2:17 AM GMT
    Then all the ski areas would be begging to hire gay boys for the ski patrol.

    ... then again, I turned on "grindr" sunday and there was a big cluster of previously unseen guys only 30 miles away. ! Then I figured out they were at one of the ski areas on Mt. Hood. Skiing and hooking up... sounds frigid.
  • samasaurusrex

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    Feb 01, 2011 2:29 AM GMT
    Im going to the gym. Thats pretty gay. And we are in a blizzard. DAMN YOU GOD.
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    Feb 01, 2011 2:31 AM GMT
    Haha 35 degrees for Thursday night in San Diego, is because of gay Hillcrest.
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    Feb 01, 2011 2:32 AM GMT
    TheIStrat saidYou get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard!

    --Snowprah


    lmao similar to that

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    Feb 01, 2011 2:32 AM GMT
    TheIStrat saidYou get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard!

    --Snowprah


    win
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    Feb 01, 2011 2:42 AM GMT
    The funny thing is, I can actually see him saying something like that. Remember when he said Orlando was going to be struck off the face of the earth by a meteorite because Disney was having Gay Days?icon_lol.gif[/quote]

    I agree with you, GuerrilaSodo-- remember his explanation for the earthquake in Haiti last year? The man has halitosis of the soul!!icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 01, 2011 2:44 AM GMT
    BeingThePhoenix said
    TheIStrat saidYou get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard!

    --Snowprah

    HA!!! Nice.


    Oprah: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYCCCCCAAAAAAAAATIONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
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    Feb 01, 2011 2:48 AM GMT
    during snowstorms, i host. you get the neediest whores who are willing to brave terrible weather to get some. j/k, kinda not really.
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    Feb 01, 2011 2:49 AM GMT
    My town had the most snow we had had in many years just a couple of weeks ago.......


    I'm sorry everyone!!! It's my fault!!!
  • TheIStrat

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    Feb 01, 2011 2:51 AM GMT
    miss-hating-the-summer-heat-seasonal-eca
  • neosyllogy

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    Feb 01, 2011 2:51 AM GMT
    The title made me col (chuckle out loud)
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    Feb 01, 2011 4:06 AM GMT
    Well that explains why none of my gay friends ever want to go snowboarding . . .
  • thom53212

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    Feb 01, 2011 4:53 AM GMT
    well what kind of "gay" things does he think my BF and I will do at home now that we are snowed in?
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    Feb 01, 2011 5:10 AM GMT
    So me stubbing my toe in the gym today was punishment for my faggery as well?icon_neutral.gif
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    Feb 01, 2011 5:13 AM GMT
    BeingThePhoenix said
    TheIStrat saidYou get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard! And you get a blizzard!

    --Snowprah

    HA!!! Nice.


    I like your sense of humor, ThelStrat. We would like to see more posts from you in the future if they are as good as this one.

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    Feb 01, 2011 5:18 AM GMT
    God punishing gays...hmmm....let's take a closer look at God....single guy.....uses his creative powers to create the perfect man...things are good...creates Eve...she leads Adam away from God.....God gets jealous and banishes them both......

    hmm.....just sayin....