Jesus is EVERYWHERE!!!

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    Feb 01, 2011 1:41 AM GMT
    You atheists are gonna love this

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    Feb 01, 2011 1:52 AM GMT
    Remember, these are the same people who find insight in the words of Glenn Beck. If a grilled cheese sandwich can be Jesus, Glenn Beck can be a political oracle.
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:59 AM GMT
    Jesus looks as scary to me as are the stories about his creating a hell to burn those that don't believe in him, and as scary as his bringing the Hurricane Katrina to punish America for its sins of approving gays in the military.

    This Jesus is one scary dude !!!!! His Jesus freak followers are starting to get just as scary !!!! as they say in the south, "I'm SCEERED", causin dis jesus, he's everwars, evin in da burnt toast, oh well, juss soins he don't shows up in ma underwars, Cause I don't want him a judgin wut I do with ma pecker. LOL !!!
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    Feb 01, 2011 3:47 AM GMT
    jprichva saidA lovely old couple came to my doorstep a couple of years back. They asked me if I'd found Jesus.

    I told them no, and I'd looked under the sofa cushions just the day before. That's where I find nearly everything.

    They smiled and backed cautiously away from my door.




    God that's a good one !!!! I'm using that the next time I'm asked that question