Sexjuries - share your stories

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    Feb 01, 2011 7:06 AM GMT
    So I've had some bursitis in my hip that I've been doing a good job of controlling. The was until recently when I start getting back in the ring and having sex (took some time off after a nasty break up). I used to be a big bottom, but now find myself reviving my old role as a top, Problem is, the more I fuck, the worse my hip gets.

    I don't need any advice. I just want to hear other sexjuries you've had. The funnier the better.
  • mizu5

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    Feb 01, 2011 8:45 AM GMT
    I was going at it with my boyfriend and he kpet telling me to go deeper. Keep in mind he's a big guy, like 6'0 and 195 all muscle. He had very large arms. He swung acrouns to grab my ass, but I think didn't remember I'm not that tall, and SLAMMED my ribcage and I went tumbling off the bed into the wall. Then I got caught like upsidedown ebtween bed and wall, naked, and laughing. lol
  • spades

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    Feb 01, 2011 12:47 PM GMT
    I've just had the normal ones... bite marks, bruises, bloodied noses, carpet burns, rope burns etc... icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:42 PM GMT
    Not all bottoms...Then again I'm a verse....icon_razz.gif

    I remember when I topped this guy and I when i was going into full impact mode, I claw this back and grabbed his shoulders so aggressively that when i slammed him down on the bed, he actually fell into the side and whacked his head against the dresser.

    Initially I kinda felt bad, but then I remembered that he's a bit of jerk faced fool so I just smirked and said are you alright icon_twisted.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 01, 2011 1:46 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidOnly problem I tend to have is when I top a bottom the front of my hips can get very sore for a few days. This normally has to do with my bottom not having a very cushy rump for pushing into.

    Of course I could top more gently but that is so BORING. I like to impale with reckless abandon. And hey! Bottoms love it. icon_smile.gif



    Clearly a dynamic bottom could handle it!

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    Feb 01, 2011 4:31 PM GMT
    Assuming emotional damage and ego trauma count.... I made a mormon closet case feel really embarrassed once in the shower because he splooged before I could get it in... he darted out, grabbed his clothes, and ran for his car still soaking wet. Never saw him again.
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    Feb 01, 2011 4:52 PM GMT
    My worse was a guy who brought his knee up and busted my nut and not in a good way!!!
  • neosyllogy

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    Feb 01, 2011 5:09 PM GMT
    mizu5 saidI was going at it with my boyfriend and he kpet telling me to go deeper. Keep in mind he's a big guy, like 6'0 and 195 all muscle. He had very large arms. He swung acrouns to grab my ass, but I think didn't remember I'm not that tall, and SLAMMED my ribcage and I went tumbling off the bed into the wall. Then I got caught like upsidedown ebtween bed and wall, naked, and laughing. lol

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    That sounded like it could break something. I'm glad you managed to... disengage before careening off. icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 01, 2011 5:12 PM GMT
    flex89 saidAssuming emotional damage and ego trauma count.... I made a mormon closet case feel really embarrassed once in the shower because he splooged before I could get it in... he darted out, grabbed his clothes, and ran for his car still soaking wet. Never saw him again.


    Hahaha love that.

    I did that my first time trying to have sex. But I was like 13 so I am not embarrassed haha. That is why I only count it "trying" to have sex because it was over before anything happened plus we had NO idea what we were doing. Lube? What's that? icon_eek.gif

  • Jericophantom...

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    Feb 01, 2011 11:27 PM GMT
    The first time I had sex with a guy I was on top riding as though I he was sea-biscuit and I was going to win unbeknown to me was time I had no idea how much of it went by and I didnt hear my mom come just as he was bout to blow the load of his life my mom burst in scaring me half to death I jumped off and fell on the floor as naked just as I did he came and I'll let you wonder whom he hit in the face #long shooter

    true story side note we have a wood floor so when I jumped off I indirectly broke my foot and needed to wear a cast for about 7 weeks
  • LJay

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    Feb 01, 2011 11:43 PM GMT
    TitanX, when is the movie coming out?

    OP: I thought this was going to be a thread where a bewigged figure sat in judgment on one's proficiency.icon_eek.gif
  • Runningonempt...

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    Feb 01, 2011 11:48 PM GMT
    After some very very rough makup sex. I bruised my dick in two places.
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    Feb 01, 2011 11:49 PM GMT
    anal fissures...sorry, I know they are not funny...they are immensely painful - & I won't go into all the details lol
  • Timbales

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    Feb 02, 2011 2:30 AM GMT
    I was once with a guy much taller than me, and we were taking turns, and he had his leg up over my shoulder and then squeezed my neck with his calf and hurt it.

    that was a great time
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    Feb 02, 2011 2:33 AM GMT
    You know that thin strand of tissue that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth?

    Yeah, I hurt that.
  • jeg75sea

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    Feb 02, 2011 2:40 AM GMT
    Alright, this one is a bit of a novel... but here goes...

    Years ago (about 16 of them now) when I was 19 a friend of mine, Vinny, was able to get us into a bar in Boston underage... One night after we went to the bar he said "let's go over to the fens"... I had no idea what it was. Turns out it was a public park that guys hook up in. We got seperated and I ended up ducking off to take a leak...

    I heard a rucus going on about 100 ft from me, a couple of guys fighting... I went over to see what was going on and saw Vinny getting kicked in the ribs. My first thought was "we're getting gay bashed!" so I jumped into defense mode... I start punching the guy who's kicking Vinny.

    Turns out Vinny had been blowing a guy up against a tree, the guy's bf caught him and started beeing up Vinny.

    When all was said and done the following injuries occured:

    Vinny - 3 broken ribs

    Angry BF - broken eye socket and split lip

    Cheating BF - bite mark on his penis and lots of shame

    Me - boxers break in my right hand...

    Imagine the lady at the ER's face when we all went in together...

    No sex, but still funny....
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    Feb 02, 2011 3:10 AM GMT
    Well one time this inexperienced top tried to bone me with my back against the wall, which is hot. Well lets just say he wasn't strong enough to keep me up... icon_eek.gif i scraped my back falling backwards...lol...."i said ouch, dude, you're not doing it right!"
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Apr 03, 2011 5:01 AM GMT
    honestly I took the toothpaste thinking it was lube and it was dark and it smelled like peppermint, washing it off made me lose the bone.
    laughed and called it a night..his hole burned.
    it did injure my sex life that night
  • rangeli

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    Apr 03, 2011 5:08 AM GMT
    Bens77 saidSo I've had some bursitis in my hip that I've been doing a good job of controlling. The was until recently when I start getting back in the ring and having sex (took some time off after a nasty break up). I used to be a big bottom, but now find myself reviving my old role as a top, Problem is, the more I fuck, the worse my hip gets.

    I don't need any advice. I just want to hear other sexjuries you've had. The funnier the better.


    im a total bottom and every time i have sex my hips hurt me for days,,,dont know if its from spreading my legs out too much or what. but there is no way i can control that when im getting fucked.
  • rangeli

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    Apr 03, 2011 5:13 AM GMT
    im a bottom and only thing that has hurt me is that after being fucked, my hips are sore for a few days. Obviously its from spreading them, but i cant imagine being fucked and trying not to spread my legs out.
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    Apr 03, 2011 5:24 AM GMT
    Blackbeltguy saidhonestly I took the toothpaste thinking it was lube and it was dark and it smelled like peppermint, washing it off made me lose the bone.
    laughed and called it a night..his hole burned.
    it did injure my sex life that night


    Best one!! Anyone ever tried shaving cream in a pinch??

    I definitely have kneed my bf's junk a couple times during the pre-game. I hear it kind of kills the mood. I tell him its his fault for having a small F'ing bed.
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    Apr 03, 2011 5:52 AM GMT
    Let's just say my back, shoulders and head were left imprinted in this dudes apartment dry-wall...
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    Apr 03, 2011 5:54 AM GMT
    LOL@ sexjuries
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    Apr 03, 2011 6:00 AM GMT
    Aqualad19 saidThe first time I had sex with a guy I was on top riding as though I he was sea-biscuit and I was going to win unbeknown to me was time I had no idea how much of it went by and I didnt hear my mom come just as he was bout to blow the load of his life my mom burst in scaring me half to death I jumped off and fell on the floor as naked just as I did he came and I'll let you wonder whom he hit in the face #long shooter

    true story side note we have a wood floor so when I jumped off I indirectly broke my foot and needed to wear a cast for about 7 weeks


    how did your mom react to all this? icon_eek.gif
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Apr 03, 2011 6:05 AM GMT
    the worst was once i had nothing so i got all white trash and use the Aussie 3 minute miracle conditioner. i did not care as long as I was pumping to cum but his hole smelled like grape gum.

    toothpaste= fail.

    Aussie 3 minute miracle deep conditioner treatment= grape hubba bubba gum