Which STD Would You Rather Have?

  • jslifting

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    Feb 01, 2011 7:16 AM GMT
    Okay.. so I am seeing all of these ridiculous posts asking questions, so I figured, why not make one even more crazy. So tell us, which STD would you rather have? lol

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    Feb 01, 2011 7:22 AM GMT
    Exhaustion
  • jslifting

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    Feb 01, 2011 7:26 AM GMT
    5ebastian saidor ... you should've asked whats everyones favorite STD/STI?

    When I was bored I think that sparked a flame war in some chatroom once.

    BTW to humor the topic, I think The Clap is pretty cool. *sarcasm*


    Here ya go! lol
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js
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    Feb 01, 2011 7:50 AM GMT
    The one where you think the guy you lost your virginity to is going to be your life partner. Lolz wait I actually caught that nasty one myself.
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:41 PM GMT
    cooties
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:44 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidcooties


    Hehehehe this or Mono lol
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:54 PM GMT
    ummmmm... let me think hmmmm.... NONE!!!! icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 01, 2011 3:36 PM GMT
    beard crabs
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    Feb 01, 2011 3:38 PM GMT
    Bearings and bores.
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    Feb 01, 2011 3:42 PM GMT
    Could always get tapeworms from rimming...that'd be an odd one, but I don't need to go on a diet.
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    Feb 01, 2011 3:50 PM GMT
    This is actually the most offensive ridiculous question and forum post I have come across yet. Really??? ugh. FAIL!
  • activeboy90

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    Feb 01, 2011 4:16 PM GMT
    Well you can never go wrong with a round of applause "thank you thank you you really like me :')!" Sooo red rover red rover bring that clappy clamydia on over
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    Feb 01, 2011 4:21 PM GMT
    Eww. This reminds me of a pick-up back in the early 80s. The guy said, "let's go home together!"

    He was handsome and as sexy as can be.

    "I have a little problem but it's OK." he offered on the way to the car.

    "Huh?" I said. "I have VD but it's non-specific so it's the good kind." he said rather confidently.

    "There's a good kind?" I asked, rather horrified and with a sinking feeling that this evening was definitely going to end with me and just the TV.
    It did. icon_lol.gif

    -Doug
  • darryaz

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    Feb 01, 2011 4:30 PM GMT
    Children.
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    Feb 01, 2011 5:07 PM GMT
    darryaz saidChildren.


    Haha win
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    Feb 01, 2011 6:04 PM GMT
    Irishjock30 saidThis is actually the most offensive ridiculous question and forum post I have come across yet. Really??? ugh. FAIL!


    It's a joke, using something called sarcasm referring to all those ridiculous posts asking stupid questions. Learn to smile.. it makes one more attractive, unless they have rotten teeth, then please don't. icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 01, 2011 6:05 PM GMT
    darryaz saidChildren.


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    Feb 01, 2011 7:04 PM GMT
    HIV

    (NOTE SARCASM)
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    Feb 01, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    Crabs..I wouldn't be so lonely then..and I can name them all icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 01, 2011 7:27 PM GMT
    jslifting said
    Irishjock30 saidThis is actually the most offensive ridiculous question and forum post I have come across yet. Really??? ugh. FAIL!


    It's a joke, using something called sarcasm referring to all those ridiculous posts asking stupid questions. Learn to smile.. it makes one more attractive, unless they have rotten teeth, then please don't. icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif


    What is this s-a-r-c-a-s-m you speak of?? More importantly what is a smile and how do I do it? Like this??
    128968904920251926.jpg

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    Feb 01, 2011 7:30 PM GMT
    I have absolutely no intention of ever having ANY STD, nor should any of you. I take better care of myself than that, despite having been a world-class slut in my day. You know, you can have your gay cake, too, without getting food poisoning. icon_wink.gif

    But to answer the OP in proper form, I suppose I would choose the STD that is permanently curable. Having my mistakes and misjudgments dog me for the rest of my life is a burden I can do without.
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    Feb 01, 2011 7:47 PM GMT
    None, but I hope every ignorant person who posts those "for or against" and "love or hate" forum threads gets an STD. One-or-the-other thinking is ruining my country.
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    Feb 01, 2011 8:04 PM GMT
    Chip2Stan saidNone, but I hope every ignorant person who posts those "for or against" and "love or hate" forum threads gets an STD. One-or-the-other thinking is ruining my country.
    So... you HATE those people; and you're FOR them getting an STD?
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    Feb 01, 2011 8:30 PM GMT
    5ebastian said
    Chip2Stan saidNone, but I hope every ignorant person who posts those "for or against" and "love or hate" forum threads gets an STD. One-or-the-other thinking is ruining my country.



    Hahahahahahahahaha

    *dumb redneck voice*


    dey took aur jobs
    Proper redneck spelling is "jerrb."
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    Feb 01, 2011 8:44 PM GMT
    gono?