It Is Sooo Cold Out That....

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    Feb 01, 2011 12:17 PM GMT
    .. .all the young guys have their pants pulled up to their waistline!"~~ My cousin, after spending most of Dec & Jan in NJ.

    In the vein of Johnny Carson, please add yours.
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:03 PM GMT
    It's sooo cold out, that after work I may head to the nude beach to soak up some sun.
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:05 PM GMT
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:18 PM GMT
    Nice tongue. icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 01, 2011 1:41 PM GMT
    So cold I will put the top down on my car and have to remember to take my watch off so I don't get a white band from all the sun.
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    Feb 01, 2011 5:12 PM GMT
    You guys are just no fun.....icon_confused.gif
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    Feb 02, 2011 2:57 AM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said You guys are just no fun.....icon_confused.gif

    I think we're lots of fun - topic needed a bump. icon_biggrin.gif
    The frozen margaritas needed more crushed ice to keep em frozen.
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    Feb 02, 2011 3:05 AM GMT
    It's so cold out that the text froze on my laptop and when I bumped it all the letters broke off the screen and fell into the snow.

    Now I can't read anything you're saying. Scrabble anyone?

    -Doug
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    Feb 02, 2011 3:09 AM GMT
    that Granny put long underwear on the cow.

    that we had to burn down the house to keep warm.

    that Billy the Beach Bum put on socks with his flip flops.

    that the pigs volunteered to be sausage so they'd get warmed up.

    that the snowman wanted to come in and sit by the fire.

    that Uncle Ned decided Aunt Zoreen was good lookin' again.

    that the dogs cuddled up to the cats.

    that Webster put on a shirt.

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    Feb 02, 2011 3:18 AM GMT
    *beams admiringly at LJay*

    omg I LOL-d!!
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    Feb 02, 2011 3:32 AM GMT
    It is so cold only people with names like "Al" and "Ed" have time to write their names in the snow.
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    Feb 04, 2011 7:27 PM GMT
    Speaking of that...

    did you know that when Barack and Michelle spent the first night in the White House, they noticed someone had written "Obama SUCKS!" in pee in the snow outside the bedroom window.
    Michelle got the FBI to investigate and the next day the Director reports "Analysis shows it is George W's urine....but Hillary Clinton's handwriting!"
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  • rdberg1957

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    Feb 04, 2011 7:29 PM GMT
    hey, most of these guys don't remember Carson.
  • commoncoll

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    Feb 04, 2011 7:44 PM GMT
    IT SNOWED!
  • metta

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    Feb 04, 2011 8:04 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidIt's sooo cold out, that after work I may head to the nude beach to soak up some sun.


    i was thinking about going to glen ivy hot springs...to sit in some mud. icon_biggrin.gif

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    http://glenivy.com/springs/