Grabbing their balls when talking to you

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    Feb 02, 2011 4:51 PM GMT
    Today some guys came to install a door in my condo. One guy was particularly hot. Now I don't gawk or flirt with these guys but I do take notice when their hot. After the installation I went to a neighboring condo to ask him a question. I almost didn't notice him grab his balls when I spoke to him because I wasn't expecting it. This has happened to me a few times before. The guy is almost always Latin. One use to raise his shirt too. I never really react but it does make me wonder if they are sending me a message. I don't need to be told how bisexual Latin men can be but I'm not sure if they do this kind of thing all the time and there is no message at all. I'd like you guys to speculate if this means anything.
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    Feb 02, 2011 5:05 PM GMT
    It means when they come back to rob you blind, they're probably going to sexually assault you as well.
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    Feb 02, 2011 5:30 PM GMT
    It means his balls itch.
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    Feb 02, 2011 5:32 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidIt means his balls itch.


    my thoughts also.

    as str8 men become more comfortable with the concept of "manscaping" and Sack Shaving, they are discovering the "3 day itch" when the shaved hair starts to grow out.

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    Feb 02, 2011 5:33 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidIt means his balls itch.


    +1.
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    Feb 02, 2011 5:44 PM GMT
    friendormate saidI'd like you guys to speculate if this means anything.

    It means they are classless trailer trash, of whatever ethnic background. A man doesn't grab himself and scratch in front of strangers. In front of his gay partner, naturally (who might help him with the scratching), and sometimes in a gym locker room, and there are those questionable occasions when a baseball player publicly adjusts his cup.

    But to someone who comes to your door? Either he's extending a crude invitation, or he's a pig. Take your pick.
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    Feb 02, 2011 5:47 PM GMT
    Wow

    I'll think twice next time my underwear rides up too high.

    So wot if guys scratch their balls...
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    Feb 02, 2011 5:56 PM GMT
    5ebastian saidWow

    I'll think twice next time my underwear rides up to high.

    So wot if guys scratch their balls...

    I'm sure you pick your nose in public, too, and smear the buggers on the wall. icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 02, 2011 6:33 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    friendormate saidI'd like you guys to speculate if this means anything.

    It means they are classless trailer trash, Latino or whatever. A man doesn't grab himself and scratch in front of strangers. In front of his gay partner, naturally (who might help him with the scratching), and sometimes in a gym locker room, and there are those questionable occasions when a baseball player publicly adjusts his cup.

    But to someone who comes to your door? Either he's extending a crude invitation, or he's a pig. Take your pick.



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    Feb 02, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    5ebastian saidWhen ur rich and young you don't really give a damn wot others think. I'm being a diva but it's annoying that gay guys are stuck on such stupid shit.

    My dear, either you have class, or you don't. Money really isn't the issue. I know millionaires who are pigs, and poor guys who are the most elegant of gentlemen. So which are you?

    A gentleman always cares what others think, as a matter of courtesy. In a social setting only a complete lout wouldn't give a damn what others think.

    Perhaps you've heard of manners? Think what you like in private, but in public you conduct yourself with grace & class. And if you haven't yet learned that, then none of this will make any sense to you.
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    Feb 02, 2011 7:28 PM GMT
    as far back as we can recall, my parents threatened to "Paint your Privates" with avery island louisana hot sauce if my brothers and I made the mistake of crotch grabbing in front of them.

    we did our re-arranging in private after finding said bottle of hot sauce on the dining room table lazy susan tray, with a small paint brush next to it.

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    Feb 02, 2011 7:34 PM GMT
    [quote][cite]5ebastian said...If my balls are itchy I'm gonna scratch them, anyone that thinks I'm indignified can kiss it. It's not about class, I just feel it's much adieu about nothing. I have problems with my briefs and I usually readjust it in public. So what?[/quote]

    you are SUCH a classy guy! icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 02, 2011 8:35 PM GMT
    5ebastian saidThis thread is stupid...


    using this tread as an indicator.....so are you.
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    Feb 02, 2011 8:56 PM GMT
    5ebastian saidgreat ... block me and Ill return the courtesy... since Im such a gentlemen. icon_rolleyes.gif


    if i don't block that blockhead AKA southbeach, why should i block you?

    comic relief takes various forms in this world. icon_idea.gif
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    Feb 02, 2011 11:27 PM GMT
    Well that sure was fun.
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    Feb 03, 2011 12:07 AM GMT
    friendormate saidWell that sure was fun.
    He let you scratch his balls?
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    Feb 03, 2011 12:32 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    friendormate saidWell that sure was fun.
    He let you scratch his balls?


    Good one! No but I'm surprised such an innocent question led to a flame war.
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    Feb 03, 2011 12:44 AM GMT
    5ebastian saidIf my balls are itchy I'm gonna scratch them, anyone that thinks I'm indignified can kiss it. It's not about class, I just feel it's much adieu about nothing. I have problems with my briefs and I usually readjust it in public. So what?

    Well, that's your privilege. Though if you ever did that openly as my guest at a function, or at something hosted by one of our gay friends, it would be the last invite you'd ever get.

    You may try to reply that you'd be happy not to be my guest, but the point is that locker room behavior belongs in the locker room. I also assume that you wipe your ass, pick your nose, and maybe spit on occasion, but I don't expect to see that in my living room, either. Nor do my other guests. A gentleman is defined by his self-restraint, not by his self-indulgence.
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    Feb 03, 2011 1:03 AM GMT
    5ebastian saidThis thread is stupid and makes my balls itch.


    Do you have crabs?
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    Feb 03, 2011 1:43 AM GMT
    Ermine said
    5ebastian saidThis thread is stupid and makes my balls itch.


    Do you have crabs?
    in his "upper" head, perhaps... icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 03, 2011 2:34 AM GMT
    5ebastian saidWhen ur rich and young you don't really give a damn wot others think. I'm being a diva but it's annoying that gay guys are stuck on such stupid shit.


    Time to put beyonce's wig back in the closet dear...
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    Feb 03, 2011 2:50 AM GMT
    friendormate said but I'm surprised such an innocent question led to a flame war.


    Really? I mean, really? You're surprised an unassuming question on Real Jock led to petty, spiteful, grammatically butchered repartee?

    Really?