Mosquitoes!!! :S

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    Feb 03, 2011 5:27 AM GMT
    Can anyone tell me to why the hell they exist!! They cause nothing but sheer aggravation and annoyance with their buzzing. Not to mention that they suck blood and leave you red and itching/scratching. Those blasphemous things always leave me in a foul mood and ruin my sleep. Even after I've sprayed my room with repellent, they buzz right back into my ear, ruining my sleep.


    I hate them with a passion!!icon_evil.gif

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    Feb 03, 2011 5:30 AM GMT
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    Feb 03, 2011 5:47 AM GMT
    I'm not completely sure, but apparently it's the same reason that Neal Young and Alanis Morissette exist.
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    Feb 03, 2011 6:45 AM GMT
    I hate mosquitoes too. Repellents that contain DEET are the most effective. But if you prefer not to use chemicals, then you should consider getting a mosquito net for your bed. Or sleep with the fan on.
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    Feb 03, 2011 2:04 PM GMT
    xrichx saidI hate mosquitoes too. Repellents that contain DEET are the most effective. But if you prefer not to use chemicals, then you should consider getting a mosquito net for your bed. Or sleep with the fan on.


    I have a ceiling fan..Doesn't help one bit....One time I was jerking off and I caught one evil devil attempting to land on my shaft!!!icon_evil.gificon_mad.gif
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    Feb 03, 2011 2:13 PM GMT
    In Africa, where many die of Malaria every day, people use mosquito nets and chemical sprays. But I doubt you have those killer mozzies in the US.

    We usually rely on mosquito repellants that we plug into an electrical socket, and it usually works.

    Another trick many african people have taught me is to first close all the windows and doors, and then switch on the lights. It keeps them out.

    You might also want to keep your fruit and other food in the fridge - the smell of ripe fruit attracts them just as much as your blood.

    I know they're annoying, but the fact that one of them headed for your shaft proves that some of them might be gay - so be nice to them!
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    Feb 03, 2011 3:17 PM GMT
    I'm soo glad its winter, cause there are less misquitos around tropical climates like taiwan. Boy those guys are nasty in the spring through summer! icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 03, 2011 3:20 PM GMT
    rjb2001 saidI'm soo glad its winter, cause there are less misquitos around tropical climates like taiwan. Boy those guys are nasty in the spring through summer! icon_eek.gif


    I agree. The only GOOD THING about winter weather is no more creepy crawlies around the house and deck. Yes, I have a blurb about 'squitoes in my profile.
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    Feb 03, 2011 3:20 PM GMT
    rjb2001 saidI'm soo glad its winter, cause there are less misquitos around tropical climates like taiwan. Boy those guys are nasty in the spring through summer! icon_eek.gif


    Yeah here too, finally those things are dead for winters.
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    Feb 03, 2011 7:04 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidCan anyone tell me to why the hell they exist!!


    They exist because you're an awesome food source. When considering anything, always look at the source.
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    Feb 03, 2011 7:07 PM GMT
    mickeytopogigio said
    Fivealive saidCan anyone tell me to why the hell they exist!!


    They exist because you're an awesome food source. When considering anything, always look at the source.


    you forgot that they are to give you malaria too
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    Feb 03, 2011 7:09 PM GMT
    Actually they pick up where bees leave off and are vital for pollination.
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    Feb 03, 2011 7:16 PM GMT
    Christian16 saidyou forgot that they are to give you malaria too


    It sounds like the protists are at the top of this food chain then.
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    Feb 03, 2011 7:26 PM GMT
    Not only Malaria but they also infect you with Dengue...icon_eek.gif


    They hell a Gay Mosquito is going to 'blood' off my cock....

    Imagine the itching....And no I will not be aroused by that icon_mad.gif

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    Feb 03, 2011 7:46 PM GMT
    The female mosquitoes are the ones that suck blood.
    It's not a gay mosquito, it's a damn breeder!
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    Feb 03, 2011 8:08 PM GMT
    Ermine saidThe female mosquitoes are the ones that suck blood.
    It's not a gay mosquito, it's a damn breeder!


    Even worse!!
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    Feb 03, 2011 8:14 PM GMT
    Can't stand them. I could be with twenty other people in the same room, and I'd still be the only one bitten in spite of being completely covered up. icon_confused.gif What's worse is that I tend to develop gargantuan hives.
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    Feb 03, 2011 8:39 PM GMT
    Malaria is fairly rare in the U.S., but the mosquitos are spreading West Nile Virus. The area affected gets larger every year.

    They are absolutely incredible in the Cascades, during snowmelt. If you're not prepared with basically a HAZWOPER-level III suit, you will be miserable. (i.e. you will be miserable no matter what.)

    DEET? DEET just gets them in the mood to PARTY. May as well sprinkle tabasco sauce on yourself as well.

    There was one July 4th weekend hike in the north cascades where we had our hoodies cinched over our faces, kept hands in pockets, cinched up gaiters, and cut it down to oh, maybe 100 stings per minute. Had to set up the tent to even eat a snack. I stuck my hand out of the tent to work the camp stove and it was completely black with the fuckers. We were feverish and swollen all over the whole weekend, but we had to maintain our route to where we left the car. Ended up camping on the exposed ridge tops instead of in the lake basins.
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    Feb 03, 2011 8:48 PM GMT
    Had to look at your profile, because here in MI it is Feb and inches of snow on the ground. Then I see you are in Ontario, which unless you are in the most southern section, you are north of me.

    So my question is, what the hell breed of mosquitoes to you have in Canada that are around in the winter??? icon_eek.gif

    Maybe I should cancel my camping trip there this summer...
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    Feb 03, 2011 8:53 PM GMT
    ever try one of thoes bright lanterns that kill bugs?
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    Feb 03, 2011 8:57 PM GMT
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    Feb 03, 2011 9:25 PM GMT
    Oddly, I seem to have developed an immunity to them. At least the ones native to Ontario. I've watched them bite me, but the itchy bump never forms...well, RARELY forms. Like, for every 10 bites I get, 1 might get itchy. I'm really, REALLY grateful for that LOL.

    Having said that, I fucking hate mosquitoes. Fucking flying syringes...I take great pleasure in murderdeathkilling them.

    Black flies, however...if hell exists, it's full of 'em. They're so thick in the northern parts of Ontario during their season they actually black out the window screens.
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    Feb 03, 2011 9:35 PM GMT
    I have nothing but anecdotal evidence, but taking Vitamin B-2 (riboflavin) a few times a day seems to change your 'scent' and they don't bite as frequently.
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    Feb 03, 2011 9:54 PM GMT
    Haven't I heard the same about taking brewer's yeast with its B-complex content?
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    Feb 03, 2011 10:18 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidNot only Malaria but they also infect you with Dengue...icon_eek.gif


    They hell a Gay Mosquito is going to 'blood' off my cock....

    Imagine the itching....And no I will not be aroused by that icon_mad.gif



    YIPE Makes me wanna cross my legs and get an electric bug zapping cup